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5 1, candy quotes "the village where crows fall"

Liu Sanliang took refuge in the city, joined a sideline group and ran freight in the railway freight yard. Whenever there is an unsupervised opportunity, he often has a little extra income, which makes him overjoyed and never feels better. It's just that since he got married, the longest time he left home was the ten days when he dug a hole to drain water, and this time he was forced to leave home for more than a month, and naturally he began to miss home.

The rest of the sideline group took turns to go home, and their wives and dolls came back after the reunion. Liu Sanliang was too scared to expect anything, so he wrote a letter to Black Yu Ying. 10 days later, Hei wrote back that the incident was settled thanks to Captain Zhao's negotiation with him. He also said that he would come back if he wanted, and all the dolls at home were talking about him.

Liu Sanliang is relaxed and happy. He bought candy for several children, a piece of flower cloth for his wife and two pieces of underwear with patterns worn by urban talents in the largest shopping mall in the county.

After the things were bought, Zhao Mengsheng, the team leader, disagreed with Liu Sanliang's going home that day, saying that a big freight had to be completed by surprise. That's true. Liu Sanliang is afraid that what he bought will make outsiders look at jokes. Every day, he stuffed them into his clothes and pulled them with a belt, even at work.

Four days later, Liu Sanliang returned to Wancun in the evening. On the village road, he met several villagers whom he hadn't seen for several days, and seldom greeted each other. Back home, black Yu Ying is of course very happy. She was busy cooking in front of the stove and her face was flushed with fire. The steaming home is full of warmth that she has never seen before. Several daughters even surrounded Liu Sanliang until he divided the sweets, and then counted, counted and tasted them one by one.

Looking at the cloth and underwear that the man bought aroused Black's mind. Her face turned white and red, complaining, "Look at you, you earned a few lice and spent them so ostentatiously. I tell you, there are many places to spend money at home. " Then I hid my underwear in my arms and showed it under the red light of the stove fire. Liu Sanliang said with a beaming face, "I have been in the village all these four seasons, so I don't think about it. I stayed in this city for two months, which was really an eye-opener. I want to forget it, too No, we won't spend money. In the past, we were poor and had no money. Now we have won it. Just spend it on dogs. What are we afraid of? " I couldn't wait to take out a paper roll from my underwear pocket, spit it out, blocked the eyes of several children, handed it to Black Yu Ying and whispered, "Don't worry about running out, I still have it here." Black Yu Ying blushed and said, "Why don't you keep it and buy yourself a dress? In the city, there are more people than in the countryside, and life is exquisite. " After that, I glanced at Liu Sanliang, a little moved and a little ashamed, and there was a trace of drift in my warm eyes.

In the evening, the couple lay on the corner of the kang, talked about the study of the doll, and then talked about the situation in the village. Liu Sanliang reached into the quilt and stroked the skin of Black Yu Ying. He couldn't help sticking it on a woman's ear and said, "I have never felt so beautiful like today, even more beautiful than when I first got married." Hei Yuying lay flat, afraid to face the man, staring at the roof, as if there was something on it. The man's words shocked her body, and she whispered, "You, you can imagine how you have been with me for so many years." Liu Sanliang smiled and whispered, "I haven't seen you for more than a month. I know what it's like to miss someone." After that, I urged my eldest daughter to do her homework quickly and told the other three children to stop playing and go to bed quickly. Black Yu Ying objected, "it's still early. Let the doll finish her homework. Sleep first when you are sleepy. " Liu Sanliang said with a smirk, "I'm not sleepy. I just, just have a lot to say to you. "

The topic returned to not long ago. Black said a lot of nice things about Captain Zhao, but Liu Sanliang didn't say anything first. Suddenly he said, "This is what you said. God knows if that turtle son is true or not. " Black Yu Ying said, "Who knows, you have suffered less! I don't know how to change my stubborn problem. " Liu Sanliang said, "What happened to me? I didn't do anything. He slandered me. He didn't call the police. He is a good man. It's all posturing and deception. " These two people were once lovers.

At this time, three children playing in the quilt had a conflict. The youngest one cried, and the second and third accused each other and robbed each other of candy.

Liu Sanliang asked what happened? The youngest baby lisped, "Dad, the second sister stole my candy." The second child argued, "Dad, she ate candy. When she saw me, she said I stole her. I didn't steal her. Ask Sanlanzi if you don't believe me. " Liu Sanliang said calmly, "Erzilan, you are my sister. I will give you two pieces of candy for my sister, and I will give you more next time my father comes back." Jiro reluctantly pouted and said, "It's been several times. Every time she finishes eating, she asks someone else for it. " Liu Sanliang asked, "How many times?" The second said, "Uncle Zhao came home several times and gave us five pieces of candy each. She bit her mouth and ate it all. After eating it, she cheated and cried for someone else's. " Liu Sanliang was confused, so Black Yu Ying sat up and scolded his second daughter.

Several children saw that they were safe, and the eldest daughter was sensible. She gave two sweets to her little sister, packed her schoolbag and slept under the bed. Liu Sanliang snapped out the light, and the room suddenly fell into darkness.

In the dark, Liu Sanliang asked in a muffled voice, "What's Zhao's face doing at home?" Black Yu Ying took a long time to answer: "What can I do! Not just for you. " Liu Sanliang was silent. After a while, he said in a muffled voice, "This weasel has no nerve to pay New Year greetings to chickens. You should be careful in the future. Don't be deceived by sweet words. " Black Yu Ying changed his tone and complained, "You, don't always think that others are against you and calculating you. In my opinion, Captain Zhao is actually quite interesting. Let's just say that. You are crazy to tell lies to others. That's how it happened. At this point, it is not difficult for others to help you solve it! Besides, what's the enemy between Captain Zhao and Gao Crazy? People don't care about it, but they can manage it! As the saying goes, under one roof, you have to bow your head. We are outsiders, so don't worry about trivial things in the future. We will live a stable life. I told captain Zhao the other day that he promised to let you stay in the sideline group, but it was for the care of our family. Stop treating it like a donkey's liver and lungs. When I come back this time, I will take time to thank Captain Zhao and say a few soft words, so as not to make each other uncomfortable in the future. " Liu Sanliang was silent. Black Yu Ying asked, "Why don't you talk? I think so, don't you think? "

The wife's speech is not unreasonable. Liu Sanliang pondered for a while and suddenly gave birth to a question: "I have always had a question about this matter, and I feel that some things in the middle are not things." You said that he can be the sheriff of other counties, but I don't believe it. " Black Yu Ying said, "Look at you. Believe it or not, everything is fine now. Not because people let us go. If you are really arrested and sentenced, what do you think this family can do! " Liu Sanliang said angrily, "Look at his ball, I didn't break the law, and the government can't just listen to his Zhao family and arrest people casually." I now regret not running at that time, but running as if we were really wrong. Black Yu Ying was very angry and said, "If the blind donkey can't catch the road, then I won't say anything." . You can leave if you want. "Liu Sanliang said," give Zhao a soft face. I'm not going to kill him. If I want to go, you can. Black Yu Ying was flattered and said, "You are the head of the family, so let me do everything. "Liu Sanliang said," I am a stranger to Zhao, and I will get angry when I see him. I hope he will die tomorrow. "

Black Yu Ying knows a person's temperament. They cooed in bed for a while, and then they were sticky and gentle. Hearing that several children were asleep, Liu Sanliang couldn't wait to think about that. Black Yu Ying tried to persuade them, but only after he agreed to the request.

The next day, Liu Sanliang was embarrassed all morning, finally took a nap, and crustily skin of head came to Zhao Hei's door. He pretended as if nothing had happened and lingered for a long time without entering the yard. When he saw someone coming, he turned and went home. Black is naturally complaining and complaining, while Liu Sanliang is United and says that he didn't go to Zhao's house. On the third morning, he hitchhiked back to the city on Hedong Highway.

After that, Liu Sanliang hitchhiked home for two days every once in a while, without being urged by the team or meeting Zhao Hei, and consciously entered the city in a positive way. At the same time, Black Yu Ying was pregnant again. When he knew, he was both happy and worried. He is happy to have a son, and he is afraid of having another daughter.