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China Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon's funny play, played by seven people.
The Tang Priest said, Disciple, what is this place? It's ~ ~ ~ beautiful! Hey? Why is there no one?
Wukong said: well, there are many evils here. Maybe there will be monsters! We should all be careful. Where's Bajie?
Pig said, alas! I'm starving! I can't walk any further. The children are all like me, aren't they? Kids. Monkey, don't you know! I used to be extremely strong, but now I am as strong as a bone!
Narrator: Wukong jumped on a big stone (stool) and looked into the distance.
Wukong said, master, there is a peach grove over there. I'll pick some peaches and then come back for lunch.
The pig said, peaches again. I am becoming a monkey. Although fruit is rich in vitamins and cellulose, it cannot be eaten as a meal. But food is better than nothing, so let's go. I want to sit down and have a rest.
Friar Sand said, Brother, come back quickly. I really want to eat egg yolk pie.
Wukong said: There are too many evils here. I will draw an iron wall. Don't come out, master and brothers. Even if the devil comes, he can't help you. Goodbye!
The Tang Priest said, Wukong, go and come back quickly!
(the Monkey King is gone. Bai He Xiao Yao Yan)
Narrator: Holding a newspaper for nothing, mumbling.
Bai said: Tang Priest, the headline of Westward Journey, will arrive in the ridge today, haha! Is it the Tang Priest who I have been waiting for a long time? Eating his meat can not only prolong life, but also relieve cough and phlegm, clear throat and moisten throat. We have no reason to miss the opportunity arranged by God!
The two kids nodded and said, yes! Yes!
Bai said, how can I eat after I catch Tang Priest?
Xiao Yaojia said: Roast, stir-fry and stew. ......
Little demon B said: I said to eat it fried, and then dipped it in sweet and spicy sauce, tomato sauce, thousand island sauce, mustard oil and Laoganma spicy sauce. . . . . .
Bai said: ok, ok, stop arguing, let's talk about it when I catch it! Haha, I miss Tang Priest day and night, so you send it to my mouth. Ha ha. ......
Narrator: Then Bai recited a spell (the dark god of Gunara changed his energy) and turned himself into a beautiful woman.
(The beautiful woman goes on stage and stands beside the stage. Bai and two goblins mutually assured destruction. )
Pig said, Hey! I put my chest on my back. The monkey hasn't returned yet!
Friar Sand said, Yes. I'll go over there and have a look! (Walk to the right of the stage)
Narrator: At this moment, a beautiful woman came forward with a basket full of delicious food.
The beauty said: Masters, are you hungry?
Narrator: Bajie walked out of the circle and looked at the white basket eagerly.
The pig said: Hungry, hungry. What's your basket, please?
The beauty said: Oh, nothing, just some egg yolk pie, fried chicken legs, chocolate, fruit candy and so on.
Narrator: Bajie stared at the basket with shining eyes and approached.
Pig said, Really? We are all hungry now. Can we get something to eat?
The beauty said: Yes, yes. But don't monks eat meat?
Pig said, My master doesn't eat meat. Do you have sweet corn cob? I eat anything. I am not picky about food. I can eat Big Mac, fried chicken wings and colonel chicken nuggets. Favorite super supreme pizza. (Make a drooling sample)
The Tang Priest said, Bajie can't just ask strangers for things.
Narrator: Bajie looks very unhappy. Then Wukong came back.
(Wukong comes on stage, carrying a parcel. )
Narrator: When the Monkey King saw the demon, he raised his golden cudgel and shouted.
Wukong: You dead demon, watch me kill you.
(the Monkey King chases beautiful women to the end. The beauty's basket is left on the stage. )
Pig said, "Master, look at Monkey. He obviously brought us food. How could he be beaten away by others? " .
The Tang Priest said, This Wukong is getting worse and worse. Children, do you think I should punish him?
Narrator: Bai's plan failed. She became an old woman.
(The old woman walks onto the stage trembling. )
The old lady said, daughter, daughter, where are you?
The pig said, look, her mother came to see her daughter. She said she was a monster.
The old lady said, have you seen my daughter?
Narrator: Bajie and Friar Sand shook their heads. Grandma suddenly saw the basket with food and rushed to pick it up.
Grandma shouted: where is my daughter? Where did you hide my daughter? You must have killed my daughter.
Narrator: At this moment, the Monkey King came back without catching up with Bai. He recognized Bai as an old lady and shouted:
Goku: Goblin, look where you are going this time.
(Wukong chased grandma to the end. Grandma's crutches and the beautiful woman's basket are left on the stage together. )
Friar Sand said, Hey, why did Big Brother kill his mother again? Son, what should we do? Who can come up and dress up as
What about the daughter and grandmother?
(Friar Sand chooses two registered children to take the stage. If no one raises their hands, they will randomly choose two parents. )
Narrator: Bai still didn't catch Tang Priest. She made persistent efforts and became an old man again.
(Grandpa came on stage. )
Grandpa said: Daughter, wife, where are you?
Narrator: Bajie quickly sent the child to grandpa.
Pig said, This is your daughter and wife.
Narrator: Grandpa looked at two people carefully, touched their faces and smelled them.
Grandpa said: no, this is not my daughter and wife. My daughter and wife haven't bathed for a year. It smells good. These two people have no taste at all.
(Grandpa says, as he walks two children off the stage, he goes back to the stage. )
Narrator: Grandpa suddenly saw crutches and baskets and cried.
Grandpa shouted: My poor daughter, my poor old woman, who killed you?
Narrator: As he spoke, Grandpa rushed to the Tang Priest. Fortunately, with the protection circle painted by the Monkey King, Bai couldn't get in at all. The Tang Priest dodged again and again, while Friar Sand, Pig, protected the master.
Narrator: At this moment, the Monkey King came back and saw Grandpa.
Wukong said, you monster, how dare you come here? I must kill you this time.
(the Monkey King chased grandpa to the end. )
Narrator: the Monkey King didn't catch up with Bai and went back to Tang Priest.
The Tang Priest said, Wukong, you killed three people in a row and made an unforgivable mistake. You go, I am no longer your master.
Wukong said, master, they are goblins. They are really goblins.
The Tang Priest said: Go, go.
Narrator: Wukong left sadly.
Narrator: Seeing that the Tang Priest had driven him away for nothing, he happily brought some kids to arrest him.
Took two little devils on stage for nothing. (Beauty, grandparents are waiting at the side of the stage. )
Bai said: Ha, ha, ha, silly Tang Priest, you drove the Monkey King away, and I can finally eat your meat. Look who I am.
(Beauty, grandparents came on stage one by one, went to the Tang Priest, and came off in turn. )
Narrator: The Tang Priest was stunned when he saw everything in front of him.
The pig said, you monster, watch me kill you.
Friar Sand said, Bajie, protect the master. I will do it.
Narrator: Without the Monkey King, with a wave of his sleeve, he caught the Tang Priest and his disciples for nothing.
The leprechaun tied three people with a scarf. )
Bai said: Ha ha ha ha, I can eat Tang monk meat soon.
Narrator: Look, children, who's back.
(the Monkey King is on the stage. )
The Monkey King shouted: Monster, you can't escape this time.
Narrator: the Monkey King took out his golden cudgel and immediately killed Bai and the little monster.
Bai and the little monster mutually assured destruction. The Monkey King untied the rope. )
The Tang Priest said, Wukong, I was wrong about you.
The pig said, monkey, I will eat peaches in the future.
Friar Sand said, Brother, I won't eat egg yolk pie in the future.
Four people walked hand in hand to the front of the stage.
Tang Priest: Son, you must carefully distinguish the good from the bad in the future. Don't judge a book by its cover, don't covet other people's things, and don't follow strangers.
(All the actors and voices are on the stage)
Narrator: Thank you for watching our program. Wish you all the best.
Collective: Happy New Year.
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