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Yu Qian drank too much. Which performance of Deyun Society was it?
After a period of abstinence, Yu Qian was unconscious after drinking 20 cups of draft beer with his friends, and was finally driven back to the theater. He didn't wake up on the stage, so that Shaobing and Cao Heyang's first program "charades" could delay the time as much as possible. Finally, Uncle Qian finally woke up and saved them.
There are two main errors:
First, Yu Qian said that Xue's daughter-in-law should be Liu. Xue and Liu are in Fenhe Bay and in Wujiapo. Many people can't tell, but Yu Qian is confused by drunkenness.
Second, singing "Noisy Kiln" in Fenhe Bay requires a 10% discount, saying "No Kiln" and "Shoot Wild Goose".
Extended data:
Fenhe Bay tells the story of Xue Congjun and his wife Liu Sheng for many years. When she grew up, she hunted geese every day to support her mother.
Xue Li made the meritorious military service, went back to his hometown to visit relatives, and came across goose hunting in Fenhe Bay. Suddenly, a tiger rushed to Lai Xue for protection, but it was injured by mistake and ran away.
When the couple met in the cold kiln, Xue saw men's shoes under the bed and suspected that his wife was unfaithful, while Liu's wife was worn by her son at home. Xue wanted to see his son, only to know that the child who was shot in Fenhe Bay just now was.
After this drunken version of Fenhe Bay, Guo Yu and his wife never played Fenhe Bay again.
References:
Baidu encyclopedia-Fenhe Bay
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