My girlfriend is always unhappy and wants to tell her a joke, but the online search is not good. I hope you can recommend some.

Super funny, a place that all men want to go!

1. After dinner, the girl said, let's go to a place that all men want to go.

The boy was puzzled and asked: Where?

The girl said, What do you want to do when you are hungry?

Boy: Let's eat.

Girl: Are you tired?

Boy: Sleep.

Girl: What do you do before you go to bed?

Boy: I can't think of it?

Girl: Guess the behavior below the waist and above the legs.

The boy suddenly realized: so you said, go to the toilet!

My colleague's license plate was stolen and the thief asked him to take money to redeem it.

Colleague: "I put the money into your account. How can I be sure that you will return the license plate to me?"

Thief: "We are reputable."

Colleague: "I redeemed the license plate this time. What should I do next time? "

Thief: "Don't worry, we are a chain store in the whole city. It won't happen again if we steal it once! " "

3. "Different living environments will lead to different life forms. Guess what kind of creatures will live in a place full of noise, garbage, domestic sewage and all kinds of harmful gases? " One day, the old professor asked Xiao Li to think about God.

"Rats are said to have strong vitality." The little god was silent for a while and replied.

"Wrong, it is human. At least half the people in the world live in such an environment. "

4. A boy went to his classmate's house and saw a big dog in front of his classmate's house.

The classmate shouted at the door, "Why don't you come in?"

Boy: "Does this dog bite?"

Classmate: "We also want to know, because we just came!" " "

The newlyweds are making out at home.

My husband suddenly complained, "Wife, this bed is creaking loudly. What if someone hears it? "

The wife disdainfully replied, "It's okay, husband. If I speak louder, others won't hear the bed ring!" " "

6. A man bought the eighth floor of the auction house. Every day after work, he passes by the site of the new house, and he is very happy to see the new house built layer by layer. As a result, one day after work, he found that the house was capped on the seventh floor.

7. One afternoon, I was studying in the library. Very quiet. I accidentally farted loudly and long.

A buddy with glasses next to him has been concentrating on reading, only to see that he first took out his mobile phone and looked at it, then turned to look at me and said, "Dude, your news."