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Funny sentences of friends

1, sunset, heartbroken people are brushing their teeth.

You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

3. Sweet words can lead to diabetes.

4, a sister is bigger than the sky, we are farther than love!

5, acne is nothing, that is your lovely bubble.

6, squatting on the side of the road to see the chick, lying in bed playing little J.

7. You accompany me to watch the world quietly on the roof and go to sleep slowly.

8. I depend on myself for everything, so you don't have to look up to it.

9. The person you dream of should go to bed when you wake up.

10, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

1 1, people who like to kiss up are ultimately riding horses.

12, whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

13, I still have to listen to math class, in case I understand it one day.