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Cut the earthworm into several sections at once, can the earthworm still live?
When the body is damaged, the regeneration ability is stronger.
But it may be enough to cut into several sections at once ~
See a joke:
The four earthworm brothers are very bored this day. Earthworm A thought about it, cut himself into two pieces and played badminton.
Earthworm b happily cut himself into three sections and went to fight the landlord.
Earthworm c thinks this method is good, so he cuts himself into four sections to play mahjong.
After a while, earthworm D cut himself into minced meat.
Earthworms A, B and C cried and said, "Why are you so stupid? Cut it into pieces and you will die. "
Earthworm D said weakly, "How about ... the World Cup is coming, and I want to play football ..."
Supplement: too short to support his regeneration ~
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