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How is Feng Er so happy to see Jia Sister in A Dream of Red Mansions?

When Jia Rong and his wife took a tour with wine in a dream of red mansions, Feng Er was very happy to see Jia Mujie, so she said with a smile, "Why don't you ask him to play drums while his daughters are here? Let's put May. How about making a' beaming in spring' order? "Grandmother Jia said with a smile:" This is a good opportunity, facing the time and the scene. " I ordered someone to take a black-painted copper nail to make the drum sound, and your children attacked first, and took a red plum from the table. Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "If you live in someone's hand and have a drink, you should say something. "Xi-feng said with a smile," As far as I'm concerned, no one can have whatever our ancestors want.

If we don't participate, it's boring. As far as I'm concerned, we want to be rewarded for elegance and vulgarity. Whoever loses might as well tell a joke. " Everyone knows that he is always good at telling jokes, and the most important thing is that he has unlimited fresh urge to talk. Now I say this, not only a few people at the table like it, but also the old and young people who serve underground are all unhappy. The leaders of the smiles send us light are busy going out and telling him to ask my sister. : "Come and listen, Second Grandma is joking again." Everyone's maids crowded a room for you. Let's have fun here. The grandmother ordered some soup, fruits and vegetables to be eaten with the civil servants, and ordered the drums to be played. Then you are always used to children first.

either nervous or slow, some are like residual leakage's water drops, some are like the disease of opening beans, some are like the chaos of a frightened horse galloping, or they are flickering like the light of lightning. His drums are slow and slow to spread plum, and the drums are fast to spread plum. Just when they come to the hands of the old lady, the sound of drumming suddenly stops. Everyone laughs, and Jia Rong is busy pouring a cup. "Naturally, the old lady laughs." Jia said with a smile. "Forget the wine, but there is one joke that is hard to explain. "Everyone said," The old lady's is better than that of Xi 'an. Smile for one of us. "

Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "There's nothing new to laugh about, so it's necessary to explain why one of them stopped." So he persuaded him, "The son of a family has raised ten children and married ten daughters-in-law. Only the tenth daughter-in-law is clever and clever, and her mouth is disobedient. Your mother-in-law is the most painful, and one family says that the nine daughters-in-law are unfilial. These nine daughters-in-law are wronged, so they discuss that the nine of us are filial. Just not as clever as that little hoof, so my parents-in-law are old and just say that he likes it. Who will this tell? '