Bird-raising joke

Speaking of corruption in China, someone will tell you that there is corruption in the United States! There is a grain of mouse excrement in a pot of rice, which is different from a grain of rice in a pile of mouse excrement! The former barely wants to eat, while the latter can only want shit. Foreigners must be very anxious if they eat shit in their meals; However, China people stubbornly picked a grain of rice, knowing it was shit, and told the world while eating it that we in China ate rice!

In the girls' dormitory, at midnight 12, a girl was talking on the balcony. It seems to be abandoned by her boyfriend, crying at the top of her voice, and a buddy across the street was awakened, and the girl cried for a long time ... The goods couldn't help it, and rushed to the balcony and shouted, "What are you crying at midnight?" Just one person! Come to my brother tomorrow and I will be your man! " The next day, the girl came to me ... and it became a thing! It is said that that woman is still very beautiful! I am the second Olympic Games.