Additional explanation of the ceremony (2)

Accompanying gifts is something that everyone can't live without and must experience. As for me, I belong to the careless type. In this respect, I call it open-minded or forgetful, and I call it stingy or shameful. People who have been running for six years can't help but smile when they recall the stories of accompanying ceremonies over the years.

1, 1999 On the eighth day of the winter moon, a clan uncle got married. Similar age, close personal relationship, left early. The arrangement is to bring a dowry (bride's dowry). I went to the man's friend's house in the woman's ditch the night before and played mahjong all night. I came back the next day, drunk, and woke up at noon on the 3 rd to play mahjong instead of others. After eating and drinking, I left directly. It took me a few days to remember that I didn't follow the ceremony. Make up the gift every two days. Neither life nor death. Two days ago, this uncle posted "Sleepless Tonight" in the WeChat circle, asking why, and replied that it was a free gift for your 20th anniversary.

The year before last, my old friend's father passed away. A buddy was drunk and asked who called to give a gift just now. No one knows, so ... a wise man said you should call back and ask. This guy is so anxious that his cell phone is dead. Someone went to find the charger. You don't need this person to answer. Then someone sent him home to recharge his batteries, called him back one by one to understand, and then went to the main room to accompany him. Afterwards, I learned that the flat pot charger was different from other mobile phone chargers, and he couldn't say clearly at that time.

3, the old student gave birth to a second child, quarreled with a bunch of classmates, and then set up several tables in a farmhouse. When the wine was warm and my ears were hot, I took a few calls with gifts and agreed. When I went to the ceremony, I found that there was not enough money in my pocket. The gift book was handed in that night. Secondly, the point is that I should take photos and send them to my friends with gifts, otherwise they will think I didn't bring them. No way, so we have to wait until the ceremony is over, ask the buddy who added the second child to discuss borrowing money, and hurry back to write. When I get home, I ask my wife for money and tell my classmates why. Up to now, my wife still praises me for my quick mouth.

4. Zhang Sanhe's room was "drunk" after the banquet nearby the next day. How many times did he send it? If he didn't come this time, he would have no conscience. Then I sent him 500 yuan yesterday. Then he cried and said that he had mixed up his back ... people's hearts are old ... the world is getting worse ... It's normal to be dissuaded by smart people: a banquet is also called throwing wine, and you can't expect it to support your family. In addition, if you look at the names in the gift books, there are people you don't know in all the gift books, and there are people who should have returned the gift but didn't come, but they blocked half the door and opened a window.

In that year, my brother got married, and my uncle wrote the ceremony and collected the money. The wedding was festive and lively. Every few days, my brother's father and uncle who wrote gifts came to see me. It turns out that my brother has two uncles. My brother gave a thousand and my brother gave a hundred. The next day, my brother's parents quarreled and called my brother. My brother vowed that it was 1000, and told me back and forth that I was looking for cigarettes for him. Later, after many twists and turns, I realized that the uncle who wrote the gift mistakenly wrote 1000 to 100 because of the large number of people, but the uncle who received the gift did not point it out. Later, when paying the gift money, he asked the general ledger to pay the money according to the amount of the general ledger, and all three parties were happy. After several reminders, the money was in place, and the 100 in the gift book was changed to 1000, but this money-hungry uncle never went to his daughter-in-law's maiden village again.

? I answered the phone yesterday and asked him to go back and tell him about his 48th birthday. I'm a little confused. I only listen to the birthdays of 36 or 60 years old, and the birthdays of people over 60 years old. What kind of birthday is 48? To tell the truth, I'm not an outsider. There are many families who want to give gifts without making money this year. Why don't we find something to collect and take something out? It seems that the legend of sow's birthday party that year may be true.

This is both a joke and a true story. Benevolent people are benevolent, and wise people see wisdom. Smile, as I wish!