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Eighth grade English

Chinese means:

A mobile phone is expensive, so many people send text messages. Texting is much cheaper than talking about mobile phones. You can make it cheaper, in other words, shorter. You can do this by taking "unimportant" alphabetic words and replacing words with numbers (2 =, 3 = free, 4 = approval, 8 = eating, so h8 = hatred, etc. ). You can also stay away from punctuation marks (punctuation marks). For example, do u Wnt signals 2 grams twice to cnma tnite (do you want to go to the movies tonight).

What do you think the meaning of this information is?

The waist-hip ratio is high, u British national four, British national wtng hour pastor one cll.

Instant messaging her majesty's northwest, why did I get the cll of NTD truck?

This is a short message from my friend. Sheshng-prty versus strdy.

A set of symbols developed by mobile phone users to express their feelings. They are so-called expressions. Here are some examples. Look at the expression. You have to look sideways. For example, if what you say in your text message is a joke, you can also greet it with a smile. Here's the thing: I'm sorry why didu called me. : )

There are other people here. You can think of places where you can use SMS.

:) Laugh heartily: (Sad:: ∨ Shouting | Fell asleep: 0 shocked.

8 | Surprise Drilling

The answer is: I'm not sure. Find it yourself according to the Chinese meaning!