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Sourdrang dowager is interested in Lu, the first scholar in Qing Dynasty?

Lu, the first scholar in Qing Dynasty, was from Changzhou, and his brother-in-law and brother-in-law were both top scholars. Lu himself was handsome and handsome, and he was often called into the palace for deliberation by sourdrang dowager after he became an official. After a long time, Lu felt something was wrong. Sourdrang dowager seems to have some other meanings besides rewarding himself. Having an affair with the emperor's mother will destroy nine families. Lu Yue more think more afraid, finally simply admitted to his hometown, from now on no longer an official.

This article: A General History of Duanzi China, written by Huang Yihe, published by Guangming Daily Press.

Jia Yi of the Western Han Dynasty was highly valued by Emperor China because of his superhuman talent. Some veteran ministers really envy Jia Yi and always speak ill of Jia Yi in front of Emperor Wendi, but Emperor Wendi never listens. Later, some people attacked the region, saying that Jia Yi was from Luoyang, and Luoyang people were disliked by glib people in the early Western Han Dynasty. As a result, Wendi really believed, and Jia Yi was excluded from the central government.

At the end of the Western Han Dynasty, Zhu Bo went to a certain place in Shandong as a satrap. Local officials have the habit of putting on airs. Whenever a new chief executive takes office, these officials never greet him or report for duty, but wait for the magistrate to come to offer condolences and beg him to come out to work. Hearing this, Zhu Bo flew into a rage and said, Do these birds want to pass this question on as a custom? So all the pretentious officials were dismissed, and it was too late for them to regret it.

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the powerful minister Huan Wen recommended Yin Hao to be an official. Yin Hao was overjoyed and wrote a letter to Huan Wen for fear that he might make a typo. After the stationery was packed, he took it out for inspection. In this case, he forgot to put it back in the envelope and sent an empty letter. Huan Wen was furious after receiving the empty letter. Naturally, Yin Hao's dream of being an official was also shattered.

Rachel's career path is interesting. After he was demoted, some people thought he was still talented and asked Tang Xianzong to transfer him back to the central government. Tang Xianzong allowed it. When Liu Yuxi came back, he saw that the peach blossoms in Du Xuan Guanli were in full bloom and wrote a poem: The world of mortals in Zi Mo came to see the flowers return. There are thousands of peach trees in the Xuanmiao Temple, all of which were planted after I was exiled to Beijing. After this poem was published, some people said that Liu Yuxi was satirizing some central cadres, and as a result, Liu was demoted again. A few years later, Liu was remembered and recalled by the Central Committee. When Liu came back, he saw that Xuandu Pass was desolate, and wrote another poem: A hundred acres of courtyards are half covered with moss, and peach blossoms are all in bloom. Where does Taoism return? Liu Lang came again today. As soon as the poem was published, another minister said that Liu was complaining. So, Liu was locked up in the local area again.

Pang Yan, a senior official in the Tang Dynasty, wrote Pang Yan on the roster. One day, a candidate named Yan came to see him and said that he was the nephew of his hometown. Pang Yan asked candidates to name their loved ones. After the examinee finished speaking, he asked: Is there no Pang in your family? Candidates say: Don't they all have the same surname as your old man? Pang said: Sorry, my name is Pang and my name is Yan. The examinee's joke is making a big noise.

Gu Kuang, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, was lazy and dissolute, and often kept company with Taoist priests. At that time, a prime minister heard that he was very talented and wanted to win him over and prepare to give him a good official position. Gu Yishi replied: Now that the four seas are peaceful, what is the so-called madness of Xianggong? This body is still like a cage crane, looking around and calling a few times. Gu Gu compared himself to a wild crane in the idle clouds and regarded Guan Ju as a cage for prisoners.

In the early Song Dynasty, Wang Hanlin was keen on promotion. One day, he worked the night shift, drank a few bottles of wine and clamored to see Song Taizu. Why is Song Taizu in such a hurry? He hurriedly called Wang and found him with long hair and full of alcohol, which was obviously a dereliction of duty. Fortunately, Song Taizu didn't kill him, he just degraded him.

Lin thought he was familiar with the Book of Changes, and once explained the need, saying that a gentleman should eat, drink and be merry in order to combine divination and rule the world. Originally, he advocated frugality, but when he heard this, he blew his beard and stared away.

When he was in Yuan Shizu, Hu Shitang went to Beijing to find something to do and to see Kublai Khan. He was a little flustered and his straw hat was a little crooked. Kublai Khan asked: What have you learned? Hu A: They all rule the country and level the world. Kublai Khan said: how can you flatten the world if your straw hat is uneven? There is a similar story, that is, if you don't sweep a house that everyone is familiar with, why can you sweep all over the world?

Lu, the first scholar in Qing Dynasty, was from Changzhou, and his brother-in-law and brother-in-law were both top scholars. Lu himself was handsome and handsome, and he was often called into the palace for deliberation by sourdrang dowager after he became an official. After a long time, Lu felt something was wrong. Sourdrang dowager seems to have some other meanings besides rewarding himself. Having an affair with the emperor's mother will destroy nine families. Lu Yue more think more afraid, finally simply admitted to his hometown, from now on no longer an official.

In the early Qing Dynasty, the Qing army attacked Guangzhou and captured Emperor Shaowu of Nanming alive. Su, a college student in Nanming, committed suicide with his friend Liang Ying. Every time they entered a room, Liang grabbed his neck and put on a stool to make him ring and scream. Compared with Liang, Su is the one who really hanged himself. Liang saw that Sue gave up the ghost and immediately led the servants to take refuge in the Qing army with Sue's body.

In the late Qing Dynasty, Eight-Nation Alliance invaded the capital. When Xu Tong, a college student, saw the city's mourning, he thought it was a great shame. He ordered the old servant to tie two lassos on the main beam of the hall and asked his third son, Xu Chengyu, to die with him. Xu Chengyu said that he would accompany him on the road, so he helped his father to the domino stool. Xu Tong stood on tiptoe and put his head into the lasso, but his eyes were still on the right, expecting his father and son to be killed at the same time. Xu Chengyu has no choice but to say again: Dad, my son will accompany you until spring! What's more, he did not neglect, and pulled out the footstool, which made his father's big festival. He took off his robe, put on his jacket and ran away quietly.