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Riddle and brain teaser game download (1) 1. All the pigs in the world are dead (guess the name of a song). Answer: At least you!
2. The servants by the water have all gone, and the children have shaved their heads, but the golden lotus is hard to walk. When Iraqis came to gather, the lotus was full of cars, and my father-in-law was so tired that his right arm was broken and a piece of bamboo was connected. Peony fell to the ground. Guess eight words! Answer: I have never seen you so stupid!
3. Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"? (Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question &; hellip)
4. Legend has it that the four masters and apprentices in the Tang Dynasty all have a corresponding appellation, namely, the Monkey King's righteousness, Tang Priest's righteousness, Pig's arrival and Friar Sand's coming (ask others after you finish). Ok, I'll test you, Pig! Hee hee, others must say "here"!
5. Do you know what animals like to ask why? B: I don't know! A: Pig! B: Why? A: Because you are a big pig!
6.26 Which English letter is the most stupid? Answer: u (you)!
7. I dreamed of you last night! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I dreamed that you were chasing a pig with a kitchen knife, and you stopped after catching a cliff. Suddenly, the pig stood up and sang you an ancient poem. Do you know what this is? I don't know. A: What it says is: We are born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other!
8. You encourage others (guess the name of a food). Answer: Zhu (pig)!
9. Who is Amy's mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).
10. Who is Mi's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.
1 1. Who is mi's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)
12. Who is Mi's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.
13. Who is Mi's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.
14. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.
15. Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, but Bobo turned him upside down and spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do at this moment? Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.
Classic brain teaser (2) 1. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What is a bear without a penis? Answer: Mama Bear.
2. September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of 65438+1October 28th? Answer: Confucius full moon
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the keeper opened the prison door the next day and found another prisoner inside? A: The name of the fugitive is Du.
4. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute great wealth live on? Answer: mouth
If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the earth?
6. Why do four 9s add up to 100? Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.
7. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? Answer: newspapers
8. What makes the people above happy and the people below excited? Answer: Concert.
9. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It is better to close the door first.
10. Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn
1 1. What must boys and girls do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.
12. Xiaowen accidentally swallowed 10 yuan's coin. What should I do? Answer: One more.
14. Don't go out if you don't have much money on rainy days? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])
15. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.
Selected brain teasers (3) 1. What should I do if You Zhu comes out of the pigsty? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.
2. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai
3. What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].
4.a and B can be transformed into each other. B can produce C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized to D in air. Smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg
5. What sword is transparent? Answer: No.
6. Who will give Andy Lau a glass of water? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a glass of water &; hellip& amphellip)
7. Why can't I see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.
8. Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.
9. Why does Doraemon live in darkness all her life? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.
10. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)
1 1. Why should I put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.
12. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.
13. Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)
14. Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)
15. Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)
16. What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish
17. What fish is the smartest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish
18. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a JJ? Answer: Mama Bear.
19. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.
20. The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.
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