Which ancient poems have been adapted into jokes?

Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore.

The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun’s love for me.

{Return to Li Bai}——Wang Lun

Li Bai didn’t give me money for the boat trip, which made me, Wang Lun, very busy.

The side of Peach Blossom Pond was scolding, if you don’t pay the bill, the fun will be over!

It is said that Li Bai has returned. Let's take a look:

Yesterday there was a big dragon boat banquet, and after the checkout, there was no money.

My love for Wang Lun is thousands of miles old. Can I borrow more money?

Wang Lun comes back again:

It has been said that Li Bai is a wine master, and he also exchanges BMW and precious furs for money.

You don’t ask Cen Dan to help you, but you come to me to ask for help?

Li Bai was very embarrassed when he heard this, and replied:

The scenery back then is no longer there, and the poor lakes and mountains are running wildly.

Since ancient times, poets have been in financial difficulty, and it is difficult for heroes to find a penny.

Wang Lun did not give Li Bai any face:

My brother's poems make thunderous explosions, and the world is always at his feet.

There is no better way to deal with poverty than to be down and out. A camel is so skinny that it is bigger than a horse!

Li Bai was embarrassed and could only reply in a low voice:

There was no sound of rain after the thunder, and the loess for thousands of miles has been dry for thousands of years.

The East China Sea has been dry for a long time, and the Dragon King is no better than an anaconda out of water.

When Wang Lun saw Li Bai pretending to be pitiful, he felt unhappy:

Although he knew that the people were miserable, he drank and drank all day long.

No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!

Li Bai saw that Wang Lun was embarrassed to speak and became angry.

The brothels are in pairs, and the lights are bright until the morning light comes on.

I always treat guests, but how can I see Wang Lun with half a penny?

Wang Lun was even more displeased when he saw that Li Bai was a deadbeat:

It’s so shameless and unethical. I eat and live while I go to the theater.

I slapped my butt in the air. With his legs running, Wang Lun couldn't continue eating three meals a day!

Poetry on a Quiet Night

There was bright moonlight in front of the bed,

Li Bai opened the window.

Encountered X-ray,

All my teeth have fallen out.

"Luchun" "I'm Stupid"

The dark plum blossoms smell the flowers, I have no culture,

The branches are full of sadness , I have a very low IQ,

I hear it sound like lying on water in the distance, If you want to ask me who I am,

It is easy to reach the spring green. A big stupid ass.

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green. I'm a stupid donkey.

Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore.

The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun’s love for me.

Return to Li Bai"——Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give me money for the boat trip, which made me, Wang Lun, not free.

The side of Peach Blossom Pond was scolding, if you don’t pay the bill, the fun will be over!

It is said that Li Bai has returned. Let’s take a look:

Yesterday there was a big banquet on the dragon boat. After the checkout, there was no money.

My love for Wang Lun is thousands of miles old. Can I borrow more money?