Tricky chat routines

Chatting routines to trick people

Chatting routines to trick people. There are also techniques and routines for chatting. Whether people are communicating face to face or making friends online, it is not boring when they want to chat. All require appropriate speaking skills. A person who is interesting and eloquent is more likely to be popular. Let’s take a look at the chat routines to make people laugh. Annoying chat routine 1

1. “Do you understand what I like to drink~” “What?” “I’ll take care of you”

2. “Do you understand what you look like? ?” “Like what?” “Attracting me like the earth”

3. “Can you imitate a woodpecker?” “How to imitate” “Just use my face as a tree”

　4. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, you have one now."

　5. "Which doll do you like to hold?" "You like pink pigs" "I am "A pink pig"

6. "I have so many pens, do you understand which one I like best?" "I don't understand" "You are a bitch"

7. "You are like a camera." "Why do you say that?" "I can't help but raise the corners of my mouth when I see you."

8. "Do you understand what's good about you?" "What's good about you?" "It's just right to be my girlfriend"

9. "Classmate, can I get to know you?" "Why?" "I think your future is related to me."

10. "I seem to have a fever" "What's going on?" "I think you're getting hot-headed"

11. "Say you like me quickly, and then I reject you" "I like you." "Then let's be together!"

12. "Quickly say you like me, and then I will reject you" "I like you..." "Then let's be together!"

　13. "I think I have seen you" "Where are you?" "On my marriage certificate"

14. "Guess I like rational women" A child or an emotional girl? "Rational?" "Wrong, I like you"

15. "I want to do something but I find it difficult to do it" "A nesting doll?" No, I’m trying to trick you.”

16. “Mom, I love you, how do you say it the other way around?” “Do you love me?”

17. “I am finally. Understand why I always catch a cold" "Ah? ""Because I have no resistance to you"

18. "I always feel like I have seen you somewhere" "Where is it" "In my' "On the marriage certificate"

19. "I have a handful of dirt in my hand" "What next" "Do you want it to be planted in my hand"

20. "You know the box containing the ring What’s it called? “Ring box” “What’s the box that holds the cake called?” “What’s the box that holds you and me called?” “I don’t understand” “A match made in heaven”

"Do you understand why I caught a cold?" "Because I caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you."

22. "If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose." "Why" "Because I can't hide it even if I like someone!"

23. "If you were the sun, what do you think I am?" "I don't understand" "I am ice cream" "Why" "because. …You melt my heart”

24. “Honey, let’s play the game of eagle and chicken. "No matter how old you are, who would play such a childish game with you?" "That way I can have an excuse to knock you down."

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25. “I feel like I was a carbonated drink in my previous life” “Why?” "Because I was so happy when I saw you"

26. "Why did you hit me?" "When did I hit you?" "You touched my heart"

27. “Hello, may I know you? "Why" "I think your future is related to me"

28. "Miss, my tooth hurts when I look at you" "Why" "Because you look too sweet"

29. "I always want a feeling" "What feeling?" ""The feeling of being with you"

30. "You are my temperate ocean climate" "What do you mean? ""Every day is warm"

31. "Do you understand who I want to be?" "Who is it?" "Your person" The whole person's chat routine 2

01

“Let’s make a bet”

“What to bet on?”

“If you lose, be my girlfriend”

"I won"

"I will be your boyfriend"

02

"Do you like playing with water, such as water parks?"

“I like it”

“Then go and wash the dishes first”

　03

“I’ll show you a talent”

"What talent?"

"Learn how to bark like a pig"

"Haha, you can do this"

04

"Have you noticed that I love you very much?"

"No"

"Yes, after all, father's love is silent"

05

"I'm chatting with the most gentle and beautiful woman in the world"

"Haha, you have such a sweet mouth"

"If she doesn't reply to me, I have to come Looking for you"

06

"What will you do when you are desperate"

"Looking for you"

“Why are you looking for me? Just take a taxi and leave”

07

“I dreamed about you yesterday and my crotch got wet”

“Perverted”

"Why are you so perverted? It was obviously you who took off your makeup to scare me, okay?"

　08

"Do you know which three English letters are the stupidest?"

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　“I don’t know”

　“Y O U”

　09

　“I will never abandon you in the future”

"Why are you so sure?"

"Because I really can't throw it away"

10

"I laugh every time I think of you"

"I miss you so much"

"Because you are so funny" 3 annoying chat routines

1. "Being above is not north and south, and being down is nothing"

“I’m not a thing”

2. “Do you think I’m stupid?”

“Yes”

“Then I am "Your brother"

"Must"

"Then please call me brother"

"Good brother" "Well, good son"

3. "I have nine knives, but I lost one."

"How many more are there?"

"Eight" (baba=Dad)

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“My son is so good”

4. “The roaring dog is a god in the sky”

“What is that down there?”

“ It’s a dog down there.”

5. “Have you heard the story about the tortoise who said no?”

“No”

6. “Don’t be angry. Let me bark like a dog for you."

"Oh, so good"

"Oh, so good"

"Aren't you barking like a dog?"

" Isn’t this what you have learned?”

“Eat”

“I will do a magic trick for you to make you forget that you are a dog”

“I am not Dog!!!”

“Look, just forget about it”

“Get out”

7. “Okay It's boring, let's play a game."

"Okay, what to play?"

"I praise you, how about you praise me?"

"Okay! You say it first"

"You are so beautiful"

"You have such good taste"

8. "Do you think boys wear nail polish?" "Mother, not mother"

"Mother"

"Hey"

"Mother is here, good son"

Chatting with people Routine

1: The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you slowly gain weight. Then I'll have pork to eat. Oh yeah!

2: I heard that eating garlic can prevent influenza A, and I think it makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will think you smell bad and won’t be close to you, and the influenza A virus will also I can’t get close enough! Haha, don’t forget to hold two cloves of garlic before going out!

3: “Originally, I wanted to travel around the world and live a free and easy life.” “Now what?” “When I meet you, I Just came back..."

4: "Do you know why I fall in love with you?" "Because I am cute, charming, beautiful, generous, gentle and considerate?" "I fall in love with you, you are so blind. "Without blinking."

5: Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat, falling in love with you is my happy choice; pursuing you is the starting point for my happiness; having you is my most precious wealth. ; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6: Are your ears itchy? That means I’m thinking about you. Are your eyes itchy? That means I want to see you, Does your mouth feel itchy? Does that mean I want to kiss you? Does your body feel itchy? That means... Stop thinking about it, you’re about to get lice, go take a shower!

7: "I feel like I’m so selfish "Don't give other girls a chance to pursue me"

8: "You are so annoying" "Running around in my head every night, keeping me awake at night"

9: "Thank God for letting us meet" "Can't say it's a miracle" "But at least it's God's will

10: "I'm sleepy" "Then sleep" "Why sleep? I'm trapped by love. , trapped by you!"