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Masu lost the street pavilion joke

Ma Su street pavilion, improper chop!

Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists. Ma Su was defeated and decapitated; The Three Kingdoms are in troubled times, heroes rise side by side, and wars continue; War will naturally win or lose. There are many victorious generals and few undefeated generals. Throughout the three kingdoms, there are very few generals who do not lose the battle; If you lose, you will be sentenced to death, then! Most generals should be beheaded;

On the other hand, did Ma Su defend the street kiosks, asking for mercy first, and then issuing a written pledge to fulfill a military order? This is not the case; There is no such record in official history; Masu did not take the initiative to plead, nor did he set a so-called "military order"; The battle of Jieting, the vanguard general of Ma Su, was appointed by Zhuge Liang, not Ma Su.

The main reason why Zhuge Liang appointed Ma Su to be stationed in the street pavilion was to cultivate confidant strength; But it is obviously too hasty to train confidant generals at this time; Jietingguan is the main battlefield of the Northern Expedition, which is related to the overall situation of the Northern Expedition in Shu and has an extremely important strategic position. Once it fell, the Northern Expedition was a complete failure.

And Ma Su, in the final analysis, is just an adviser. Usually, there is not much performance in fighting with the army, and there is no experience in uniting the army alone. Who is his opponent? Is Zhang He, battle-hardened, known for his fickleness. Masu, a "recruit", confronted Zhang He, an enemy "old driver", and the result can be imagined.

Zhuge Liang was to blame for Ma Su's defeat; Because when discussing the vanguard generals at that time, Wei Yan and Wu Yi, two veterans, had the highest voice; Wei Yan is Liu Bei's favorite, and Wuyi is Liu Bei's eldest brother. Both of them are battle-hardened generals, and they are the best candidates to station in street kiosks. Zhuge Liang, in order to cultivate his confidant, ignored the existence of Wei Yan and others, and promoted Ma Su as a pioneer general. If Ma Su wins the battle, Wei Yan and others naturally have nothing to say; It happened that Ma Su was defeated, and Wei Yan, Wu Yi and all the soldiers would of course be outraged and secretly accuse Zhuge Liang; Including Li Yan and Yizhou local dignitaries, are also waiting to see Zhuge Liang's jokes;

When the horse was defeated, Su Jieting should not be beheaded. Zhuge Liang killed Ma Su, in fact, by employing improper people, promoting his confidants and creating public indignation. So he killed Ma Su to calm his anger and unite people, which is also a sign of admitting his mistake; In the description of Zhuge Liang's beheading of Ma Su, only five words were used in the original "Three Kingdoms", and Zhuge Liang's "Xie Zhong" was the main reason for beheading Ma Su.