Funny sweet talk

Funny sweet words sometimes feel that a relationship lacks some freshness, so we will create more romance and emotion in our feelings, which can maintain the temperature between two people well. Let's take a look at funny sweet words.

Funny sweet words 1 1, you just like me when you receive this message, you secretly love me when you delete it, you just want to marry me when you reply to the message, and you promise to marry me if you don't come back. If you modify it, it will be mine, and if you save it, it will be my life!

2, kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you.

You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I'm tortured to death by you, and I see stars!

4. In Me Before You, my heart is like a small river, flowing smoothly; After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves!

5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later!

6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

8. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day!

9. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

1 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.

12, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be an idle bug and chew you!

13, I didn't know what luck was until I met you. Hug you and understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, I have no complaints in this life!

14, sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry?

15, there is a touch that can make people cry, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me!

16, it's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on!

17, suffering for the person you love is a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness.

18, you are positive. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple.

19, without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty!

20. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with its wings. I hope you remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you!

2 1, honey, your legs must be very sour! Because you've been running around in my head all day!

22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

If you are the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you.

24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

29, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless!

30. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

3 1, a red line leads the fate, two of a kind leads the love, cares about the fake asking you out, makes enemies on all sides, and all kinds of people make you happy, eager to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me, and you are the only one for me.

32, meet you, this life is predestined friends; Fall in love with you, willingly; Without you, it would be dark; Without you, I will die!

Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the Japanese line, and go back to the day when I first met you.

34, with full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

Funny sweet words 2 1, I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

In fact, I can't imagine what life would be like without you.

The so-called love means that you still cherish each other after all the passion and romance are taken away.

I don't know when I have fallen in love with you, your smile and your gentleness. I am just an ordinary woman, how can I resist your warm love? I am moved by your persistence. Actually, I know I've been waiting for you.

Without words, let me tell you what love is. ...

6. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

7. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.

8. If it weren't for loving you, how could I stay awake at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you!

9. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world … I just want to give you my true love.

10, I miss you, but I dare not contact you! I love you, but I dare not tell you! I hate you, but I can't forget you! This is love!

1 1. My heartbeat is waiting for your news, and I am eager to meet you often. Sweetness lingers on your way, looking at your clear eyes warmly, and the feeling of loving you is really wonderful!

12, I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I have been looking forward to this moment, forever.

13. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

14, in this life ... If ... I can't have you, I will ... hate myself.

15, if you like it, I will love you, if you don't like it, I will have unrequited love, will you?

16, I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.

17, I thought I could be strong without you ... and finally I knew I couldn't. ...

18, I miss you, a little bit deeper, a little bit more frequent, getting stronger every day.

19, I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours.

Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

2 1, even if your hair turns white, my stalwart body is not straight; Even if my legs and feet are no longer flexible, your gentle face is also portrayed by years; And we are still holding hands in the sunset!

22, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet, which will lead to tooth decay.

I love you until the end of the world.

24. Maybe I don't have hot love like the sun or endless love like running water. I only know that I love you forever and I can do anything for you.

25. As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

Wherever you need me, I will fly back to you.

27, in every night with you, no longer too lonely.

28. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

29. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

Really, what if I lose you and win the whole world?

3 1, my love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body. ...

32. I want to sublimate a short poem that loves you into a long life essay.

I am willing to wait for you for ten million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring.

I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you.

35. At this moment, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ...

36. Just because you are too perfect, I can't declare that I love you;

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

We firmly believe that we will be together forever.

39. Your smile, like a clear spring, is flowing with clear love, washing my inner sweetness and touching my emotional nirvana. Loving you is my biggest choice, and it will always be an unchanging declaration.

40. With the gentle melody, look for traces of roses. When you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you.

Funny sweet words 3 1, I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Taken away by the police!

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

4. What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.

6. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.

7. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I can't help thinking of you: every moment in my dream and every minute when I wake up.

8. Do I really love you so much? This question makes me very tired. I would rather cry than regret, but I'm afraid my heart will eventually break.

9. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

10. If you are ugly, please call 1 10. If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and discuss it in detail.

1 1. If there is a storm that makes us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic.

12, take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

13, there is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.

14, whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisonous wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

15, first love, goodbye infatuation, worrying all day, trying to win the heart, taking pains, trying to rush the heart, don't you understand my heart!

16, a leader spoke: I am a lout, how thick I am, and your female director knows best. I talked to her all night last night. At first she didn't know my length, and I didn't know her depth.

17, think about how beautiful a person is, even if only memories can be used for reference, until one day you and I are old and memories are shining with white hair. At least I know clearly that I will smile as long as I think of you.

18, I sing a song, which contains loneliness. About your loneliness, I know the plot, romantic Valentine's Day, sweet and sweet. Can you hold hands with me until I grow old?

19, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

20, accompanied by gentle melody, looking for traces of roses, when you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you.

2 1, you are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life.

22. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

23. Love is empty, and I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

24, met, can't help but believe that this is fate. You never know how deep this feeling is until you dream. Unable to resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the cycle of life and death.

25. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

26. There are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching roles in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!

27. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.

28. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

29. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

30. You are my woman and I am your man. You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

3 1, the charging standard of love package-I miss you at 330 for breakfast; Lunch $380 wants to hug you; Dinner $370 wants to kiss you; Snacks 13 14520 I love you all my life.

32. I always like to hold you in my hand and enjoy a rare relaxation. I am used to your company, and you always touch me inexplicably.

33. The best courtship message: one chance to know you, two opportunities to meet and pay attention to you, three opportunities to date you, and seven opportunities to miss you. 90% should like you and I am quite sure that I love you.

34. Only you know my heart best. Why can't you love me like you do? Don't make me feel nothing, then I will be very tired. I hope it rains, and I'm the only one holding an umbrella for you.

Although I can't keep your footsteps and you can't take my shadow away, I can always hear your footsteps wherever I go.

36. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

Flying a kite feels like facing a distant object. Although the distance is far away, I will never despair in my heart, because you know, holding this thread in my hand is like a constant fate, pulling each other.

38. People say that you love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

39. You asked me how much I love you. The moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

40. My eyes are watching your eyes affectionately. They are as blue as the sea and too pure to be kneaded into a small fine sand.