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I forgot to bring a dog fire when I walked the dog. Have you ever tried this ridiculous behavior?

I was going out to walk my dog, but I forgot to bring my dog and walked with a leash. This picture is especially funny when you think about it. There are always many funny and nonsense things in life. Have you ever tried this ridiculous behavior?

I am a very careless person in my life. I don't pay special attention to many small details in my life, so I often make jokes in my life. Now when I grow up, I will intentionally restrain my words and deeds, but I will still think of many interesting things when I was a child.

Once, when I was in the third and fourth grade of primary school, a new canteen was opened near the school, which contained many interesting things that children especially liked. When I was a child, I had very little pocket money, and finally I asked my mother for fifty cents. On the way to school, I was thinking about how to spend this fifty cents, and I forgot what to buy unconsciously. When I arrived at the door of the class, I was still thinking about shopping and saw the class. Shopping? The whole class burst into laughter, and I was still in a particularly stupid state, and then I woke up.

Another time happened to my best friend. When I was in junior high school, many teachers stayed with their children, so there were often many children in our school. Once, my best friend didn't eat for two days because of insufficient living expenses. When she saw a child eating cookies there, she blushed and went to ask the child for cookies. The children were particularly reluctant to give them at first, and my best friend has been there to put in a good word with the children and promised to buy her popsicles next week. The best friend finally got a biscuit left by the child and later became very good friends with the child.