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Classic Quotations: Where it exists, it will bloom.

Classic Quotations: Where it exists, it will bloom.

1. Good days bring you happiness, and dark days bring you experience. Don't regret any day in your life.

2. Time is getting longer and longer. From another perspective, it soon became a strange sight. Misfortunes are impermanent, and there are mixed feelings.

If you really want to do something, even if there are many obstacles, you will try your best to do it. But if you don't really want to achieve something, then even if the road ahead is smooth, you will try every reason to stop yourself from moving forward.

4, superior to others, not noble, the real noble should be superior to the past.

Only unhappy people want to know the future.

6. I have something on my mind. Maybe I don't have to tell you, maybe I just tell myself something.

7. As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.

8, love, is distressed. You can like many people, but only one person is distressed.

9. Do you have four looks: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when you are alone, and the other is quiet in strangers.

10, you think too much about one thing and often can't do it. Take one concrete action every day, and you will get closer and closer to your goal.

12, you did your best, and the rest of God will take over, and what should come will always come. You must have a strong character of winning. As long as you are willing to accept it with an open mind, every failure can cast your character.

13. In this world, some things can't be carved with stones. In our hearts, there is a place that can't be locked, and that place is called hope.

14, at first, I loved the person who stayed up late with you. Later, you became attached to the person who urged you to go to bed early. I had a good night's sleep when I was young. It turned out that we didn't understand life at that time. The most romantic thing I can think of now is to say Wan 'an to each other every day.

15, life has never been so easy, but we are getting stronger all the time.

16, I don't have time to be seriously young. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously.

17, laziness is a strange thing that makes you think it is ease, rest and blessing. But what it actually gives you is boredom, burnout and depression. It deprives you of hope for the future, cuts off your friendship with others, and makes you more and more narrow-minded and suspicious of life.

If I ever met you, it would be many years later. How can I greet you with tears and silence?

19 Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

20. Where it exists, it will bloom. Don't forget to smell because you are sad.

Classic Quotations: If the heart is peaceful, there is heaven everywhere.

Classic Quotations: If the heart is peaceful, there is heaven everywhere.

1. Most unhappy people often underestimate what they have and overestimate what others have. Therefore, when you are unhappy, don't drill into sadness, think about the days when you have laughter.

2. The biggest disaster in life lies not in the trauma of the past, but in giving up the future. Helen Keller

3, you stay there, you think you are just reading a book, but in fact you are observing and influencing your world; When you walk on the road, you think you are looking at the world, but in fact you just see the colors and hear the sounds. Whether you study or not, your world will be very different.

4. Don't pray for the irreversible. Most people and things that give up their dignity and want to come back have gone bad.

5. Being a woman will make people feel ugly at first, but it will be ugly after a long time; You can be stupid, but you have a good temper; You can learn less, but you have to read some books; You can be clumsy, but you should know how to listen and understand; You can depend on someone, but you can be independent without him; You can be short-sighted, but you must have goals and directions; You can be in troubled times, but you must be kind-hearted. This is the most beautiful passport for women.

6. It is better to manage your own dignity and beauty than to manage the betrayal and badness of others.

7. I was braver when I was a child than I am now. When you quarrel with your deskmate and break up, a piece of candy can make up. I was beaten by my biological father, and I called my mother to laugh as soon as I had pocket money. The boy who has a crush on me wants to chase after Ban Hua and generously helps him write love letters. Everyone left after failing the exam, so it's no big deal to cry. But I can't do it now. I can't trust people who have hurt themselves. I can't leave in any way I even cry confidently for fear of waking others.

8. Two things are easy to get lost, one is a lie and the other is desire.

9. People who know how to make concessions are smart, which means taking the initiative to decide the direction of events in their own hands. In the Anti-Japanese War, if you win face, you lose mutual affection. People who always stick to the end are lonely. Bend over is not to admit defeat, but to pick up lost happiness. Su Qin

10, love is when you lose a front tooth, but you can still smile calmly. Because you know that your friends won't stop loving you because of your incompleteness. The composition "What is Love" written by a 6-year-old child

1 1. True and beautiful love is effortless. There is no need to please and work hard, and they are naturally comfortable. If a relationship, a person, you have to spend a lot of energy to please, which is doomed to not accompany you to the final fate. The person who loves you the most will not give up your hard work. Su Qin

12, you may be in pain now. When you look back later, you will find that it is nothing.

13. Maturity is not that you can enlighten others with many principles, but that you can convince yourself to understand the people and things around you.

14, people are often the most vulnerable when they are idle, and the most awake and strong when they struggle in the abyss.

15. Later, I finally understood that what is lacking in feelings is not passion, but persistence after passion.

Being kind to people you don't like and ignoring them doesn't mean that you are hypocritical, but that you are mature enough to tolerate these dislikes.

17, life is a web full of holes. The so-called class reunion is to give everyone present a chance after many years to see what has changed, when time is like a knife and what has changed.

18, easy to get, not long. It won't come so easily for a long time.

19. The first truth we need to know about this world is that everyone is not stupid. If you see a person who seems to be doing something stupid, it only means that you don't know this person. In his world, there must be other reasons to support him to insist on doing a stupid thing that others can't understand.

20. If the heart is sleepy, there are cages everywhere in the world; If you have peace of mind, everywhere is heaven.

Good morning: Where there is disappointment, there is hope.

Good morning: Where there is disappointment, there is hope.

1. When a road comes to an end, a turning point will appear. If the connecting flight does not appear, it means that this road has not come to an end.

2. Don't trust the feeling of a brake, always remember that feeling.

3, wait for a flower to bloom, read all the feelings of the world.

Behind everything pleasing to the eye, there is always a sad hidden feeling. No matter how humble the flower is, it needs to be open, and the world has to experience pain. Wilde

Happiness is what you feel, not what you get.

6. What are you afraid of? Step by step, further joy.

7. Love is to let the other person live in your heart, and understanding is to live in your heart with the other person.

8. Regarding the distance, the biggest fear is that you don't know whether that person is thinking of you or has forgotten you.

9. It seems that it is always easy for us to ignore the present life and many good times. And when all the time is wasted after disappointment, we can take out a certain paragraph from our memory, pat the dust deposited on it and sigh that it is the best. Qian Zhongshu

10, your time is limited, don't waste it on repeating other people's lives. Don't let other people's opinions drown out your inner voice.

1 1, people who really understand you will never deny you because you have something and you have nothing!

It doesn't matter who you were yesterday, what matters is who you are today and who you are tomorrow.

13, I don't want to ask about your past, that's your business. I hope to participate in your future. I'd love to.

14, many times, because there is no choice, people tend to take the right path.

15, what I did today is far better than what I used to do. The rest I will enjoy today is much better than anything I know.

16, growth tells you to grow; Life tells you to keep a childlike innocence.

17, we think that poverty means hunger, clothes and no housing. However, the greatest poverty is not needed, not loved and not cared for.

18, sometimes you are angry, angry and sad, but in fact, it's just because the results you get are far from what you think, and you are always competing with yourself.

19, when you don't want to do any work, or everything in life is extremely reluctant, at this moment, you'd better go wandering. Go to Qianshan for a long time, exhaust your body and mind, and sharpen your perception until you can spontaneously and willingly return to your original boring post and do what you should do.

20. Where there is disappointment, there is hope.

Classic Quotations: You are here, so is the world.

Classic Quotations: You are here, so is the world.

1, some things, you know you can never do well; Even if you know how to do it, you can't force yourself to do it, such as flattery, cunning and heartless, mercenary and cynical. Aren't you cute? In fact, it is more difficult than these to always adhere to kindness.

2, slowly, you will understand this passage: many people invite you to dinner at night, and too few people invite you to breakfast; There are many people who invite you to drink, and too few people take care of you when you are drunk; There are many people who care about you when you are sick, and there are too few people who can buy you medicine and take you to see a doctor. There are many caring people, but too few people can really send you clothes and umbrellas; Usually many people talk big, but too few people help you when you are in trouble. Don't leave your temper to your closest relatives, give your smile to outsiders.

The person who will accompany us to the end is not necessarily our favorite, but it will definitely be the most suitable.

4. Only by sitting alone can people regain their hustle and bustle; Only when you have exhausted your sadness can you see your happy face again; Taste all the bitterness, and naturally it will be sweet.

We always comfort others like wise men and torture ourselves like fools.

6. Everyone has his own forest. All the people who should have lost are lost, and the people who should have met will meet again.

7. I wrote a beautiful poem about my life, but I dare not say a word about you.

We don't need to see the end of the road at once, we just need to see the way to get there.

9. Everyone who comes to you has a reason. Even if you don't like it very much, at least it can remind you not to be like him.

10, the thing you want to do most is your real talent and learning.

1 1. The hardest thing in life is to find someone who can know each other and stay together, regardless of gender or interest. Now that you have found it, please cherish it.

12, don't make friends with people who have never been wronged, because they are as simple as sharp knives.

13, understanding others is far happier than judging others.

14, in love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

15, don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, don't miss the past. Okay, then.

16, there will always be someone who will break all your mate selection criteria and break into your world like light.

17, I wish all those who see this sentence that they will get married because of love, not because they are suitable.

18, with no end, is a place that can never be reached. No one is born to shine. Dear girl, you are working so hard, not to marry him, but to realize that, better yourself.

19, not explaining is calm. He who sees through is not persistent. Imperfection is life.

20. Live a carefree life with a willing attitude. Where you are, the world is there.

Classic Quotations: Believe it or not, it is between your thoughts.

Classic Quotations: Believe it or not, it is between your thoughts.

1. Only on the undulating road can you see more scenery. No one will be fair to you if you don't work hard. Only with hard work, resources and the right to speak can we win a fair opportunity for ourselves.

2, some people, caught is caught, missed is missed, can only say that love is deep. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. I met at the last intersection, and the next intersection may be a stranger.

3. On the road of youth, you fell down, and then you grew up! You don't have to stand on a high place all the time. You will be tired, but you can't. More importantly, we should know how to find ways to cheer ourselves up at critical moments, so that our horizons can be put far away.

4. Only when you have experienced pain can you know how to protect yourself; I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him. In fact, life doesn't need this meaningless persistence. You really can't give up without anything.

What people fear most is the sudden feeling. Sometimes, love is vigorous, and when you look back, everything is depressed. Sometimes, I hate it, and when I look back, everything melts. Sometimes, I am so sad that I suddenly turn around and everything is gone. Sometimes, it hurts deeply, and when I look back, everything is a blur.

6. Because of you, I sleep late every day just to wait for you and talk to you. Because of you, I will hold my mobile phone from time to time to see if there are any missed calls and text messages from you; Because of you, I will be inexplicably angry and unreasonable; Because of you, I became entangled and didn't know what to do. Your words can change my mood all day, and your short message can affect my mood all day. This is all because of you.

7. Life is not long, some wonderful things can only be experienced once, and some scenery can only pass by once. Don't wait, sometimes wait, let waiting become a habit, you will waste time in waiting; Don't be afraid, say what you can, do what you can, don't be timid, what you don't do today may be a permanent knot; Don't regret, the road is your own choice, and what you have passed and missed is your own wish.

8. Time flies like water, quietly flowing all the time we have. This life came into the world, and everyone had nothing. For a life, we have experienced countless times. The joy of success is always given to the strong and struggling people, only for their efforts and efforts.

9. Believe it or not, it's in your mind. In my lifetime, I will be a sincere person, never give up my love and persistence in life, and live an infinite life in limited time and space.

10, head down the uphill road of life, head up the downhill road of life. Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, a spark of hope flashes for you, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy.

1 1. Only by understanding the importance of life can we underestimate the lightness of time. Life will not give you any promises, especially success. It will only give you the process of struggle, pain and suffering. So give yourself a dream and move in that direction. Life is meaningless without dreams.

12, don't give me some sudden concern. Not every time you show up, I feel happy. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. I don't want to humble myself any more, and I won't always be a bitch. All right, scar, forget the pain. I won't do this anymore. If you don't love, please leave. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you. In fact, nothing can't be let go. If you are sad, you will naturally let go.

13, we can never go back. We can't have another childhood; There can be no junior high school; There can be no more first love; There can be no happiness, happiness, sadness and pain in the past. Yesterday, a second ago, it was impossible to go back. Life is an out-of-print movie that cannot be replayed. We don't forget the past, cherish the present and look forward to the future.

14, treat love wholeheartedly. Without love, a person will be happy. Learn to live alone, whether someone around you loves you or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love. When fate comes, reach out and catch it. When fate doesn't come, build yourself a warm little world. Love, this is something that would rather lack than abuse, and it can't be urgent.

15. Be the simplest person and take the happiest road. Competition is a good thing, otherwise the world will be lonely. But why must it be more luxurious? Can't it be compared with simplicity? It is understandable to enjoy, but what people can finally enjoy is only mood and wisdom, with the help of talking and listening.

16, loving yourself is the beginning of a romantic life. At first, love was crazy and bold. Later, love became more and more silent. The deeper you go, the more silent you will be. The more you care, the more timid you are. The more turbulent the heart is, the more I don't know where to start. Really deep love is often heavy in silence!

17. Look on the bright side, look forward and get close to the goal. We all have to travel far in the end, and we all have to bid farewell to our immature selves in the end. Maybe the journey is a little hard and lonely, but you can only grow up after suffering.

18, what is the future, we don't know, the foot is on ourselves, it can't be wrong. What will happen in the future, I dare not even think about it. What's the point of life if you think about today and worry about tomorrow all day? Even if things can't get any worse, I think there is always a way to go.

Life is too short to regret. Life is an attitude, and peace of mind is naturally broad. Different you and me, different mentality, different life. Don't stay in the unhappy past and miss the bright future that should belong to you.

Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations

Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations

Introduction to Lao Luo

Lao Luo's full name is Luo Yonghao, the founder of Hammer Technology. 1972 was born in Longxian County, Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture, Jilin Province. He founded Nurburgh. Com and Lao Luo English training school, and wrote a book "My Struggle". At present, Luo Yonghao is developing a hammer mobile phone based on android deep customization operating system. 20xx On May 20th, Luo Yonghao officially released the first smart phone product Smartisan T 1.

Quotations from Lao Luo

1. Almost there!

I can't help but admire you!

Step 3 be happy and sad

4. A stranger like me

You will sweat when you lie.

6. Hard life needs no explanation!

7. This is my immature view.

8. Sorry, I'm a little excited.

9. If I meet him, I will waste him!

10. It's not easy for everyone to mix together!

1 1. This topic is insulting our wisdom.

12. There are times when you step on shit in your life.

13. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!

14. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being defeated!

15. Tell me how confused your mind is.

16. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but she thought it was saliva.

17. I have seen many such old liars in English education.

18. According to Sister Ni's idea, what should I choose for this question?

19. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?

20. You really make me angry. Oh, please!

2 1. Is it a hooligan to wear bell bottoms? It's just logical confusion!

This question is so simple that I am embarrassed to do it.

23. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live by welding!

24. Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

25. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!

26. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.

27. What is GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.

As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!

ETS is a morbid problem, and our school will solve it with abnormal ideas.

3 1. Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense! I almost fell off the platform.

The theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year is to highlight the word get-together. This is Sister Ni's logic.

33. At this time, you found a third choice that is extremely considerate. Shout! Ni Ping!

34. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

35. What does credulity mean to you? This is so stupid!

36. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals).

This topic is the most controversial topic in the history of New Oriental, but I just stood on the shoulders of giants when Teacher Luo arrived.

38. I don't think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken

39. I am a ninth-rate poet, but I can't compare with Emily Dickinson. Then what can I spell? What can I spell? They can't spell me.

40. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket. Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, this is for my grandmother (I think: who the fuck wants to eat)

Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl

42. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who seems familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!

43. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: there used to be a cherry tree in our house, and you all laughed! I won't say it if you laugh.

44. Soft muscles and pear shape What is pear shape? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!

45.why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem. Of course, I'm heterosexual.

46. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say the bitch saw pigs, cats, ducks and fish!

47. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right? We: No, Lao Luo: Tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!

48. It doesn't matter if a family has a boy and a girl. It doesn't matter if there are two girls, just two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough.

49. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.

50. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that you slow down, and the people behind you are unwilling: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .

5 1. In American graduate schools, China students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test is the first, and the first test is the first. Isn't that the collapse of American professors? He couldn't understand it at all, and sighed, Ah, the mysterious East!

When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he will usually say how about five dollars, and you will almost have a deal at a glance. Once when class was over, a student was so excited that he ran to the front and said to me, Mr. Luo, I got three dollars and eighty cents! . I think, what a pity! Piracy criminals are human beings!