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Shrimp, turtle and dragon king are weighed.
Seeing his good friend, the little turtle couldn't hold back, gave up a man's dignity and burst into tears. Scared, shrimp quickly comforted him. After listening to the whole story clearly, Shrimp immediately used his clever brain and came up with a good idea. It turns out that the weight of shrimp is just 1 kg, so he can get into the turtle's ear and weigh it together, which meets the standard. Hearing this, the little turtle thought it was feasible, at least he could see the little dragon girl again, and he had no regrets in his life, so he immediately began to implement it. By the end of the Dragon Palace, it was really required to meet the standards. The little turtle was overjoyed and immediately began to dance. The so-called joy begets sorrow, and the little shrimp was suddenly shocked out of the ear. The scene was once very embarrassing. The dragon king was furious and asked the shrimp, What are you doing here? ! !
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