Jokes about coke

See chapter import atmosphere is a little nervous, hurriedly interrupted, "elder brother, I haven't introduced to you, she is ..."

"I am Xiaoke." Forget it, let's sign up. If Mr. Zhang introduced me, Ms. Zhang would laugh at my name, but I decided not to give him the chance.

"Is it coke?" He stared at me for a long time and suddenly asked.

I almost wanted to foam at the mouth and fell to the ground dead. Why do people ask "cute?" He asked if it was coke.

"Yes, coke, yes! My name is Tian! " I gave him an angry white look. You have nothing to ask this time, right?

Who knows that people are stunned for a while and then ask, "Is that Coca-Cola or Pepsi?"

Completely dizzy! Mr. Zhang is so steady and generous, young and mature. How could he have such a unlucky brother? Definitely not a kiss! Or is this chapter picked up by the roadside to make up the number, I thought with a wicked heart.

When Xiao Yuan came back, I was drinking tea angrily, cup after cup, until my stomach swelled.

"Is my brother there?" Xiao Yuan was the first person to notice this annoying octopus?

"I happened to meet Zhang Wei and his classmates and have a cup of tea together!" The octopus really grabbed Xiao Yuan's shoulder with its claws.

Xiao Yuan this just look at me, "Tian Coke, why do you look so ugly? Didn't sleep enough at the meeting just now? "

"Is it strange to look good?" I muttered under my breath.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yuan is sitting next to me. "I can't sleep at night if I drink too much tea!" He took my cup at random and drank it himself. His soft voice tickles my ears. Looking at his handsome side face, I suddenly felt full of happiness. In the narrow spiritual space, these tender feelings continue to breed and expand, as if to break through the chest.

Everything is too beautiful to be bitter! Tears, inadvertently fall.