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Be laughed at for poor grades
Dad; Son, I heard that your exam results came out.
Great Britain; be
Dad; Daying, take out your paper and let me have a look.
? (The Englishman solemnly took out a 59-point test paper)
Daying (pass the paper to Dad, and then solemnly say to Dad); Dad, here you are. This is my latest achievement!
? Dad (after opening the paper): Why did you miss one point? !
? Daying (solemnly) dad, didn't you say that as long as you work hard, you will get new gains?
? Dad; Yeah, why.
? Great Britain; I got five points in math last time and 54 points this time. Isn't this my latest achievement?
Dad; "Son, did you get the exam results today?"
Big seedlings; "Yes, Dad."
Dad; How was the exam?
Big seedlings; It's quite stable.
Dad; Show me the newspaper!
(Miao frowns and hands the report card to Dad)
Dad (bored after reading the results); That's what I mean. The grades are quite stable? !
Miao: So your temper is quite stable.
Temple: (handing Dad the report card of the temple) Dad, this is the report card of the temple.
Dad (took the report card from the temple and opened it. When he saw it, he failed and shouted in a rage); Call me in the small temple! ! ! !
Temples; I'm afraid the temple can't be called back.
Dad; What happened?
Temples; Small temple, he. . . . . .
Dad; Say it!
Temples; He jumped off a building today because he couldn't relax. . . . . I think I jumped from the eighteenth floor.
Dad; Where is the eighteenth floor? !
Temple: This is the roof of our house. . . .
Dad; Why do you have a report card? !
Temple: He left his report card on the desk in the classroom.
Dad; Why didn't you stop it?
Temple: I want to stop it. As soon as I got to the roof, he jumped down.
Xiao Bing: Dad, I have finished your glorious task!
Dad; Please state your mission to Guan Rong!
Xiao Bing (takes out his fifty-point math paper and hands it to his father); I have completed half of your glorious task for you!
Dad (after taking the paper in Xiao Bing's hand and opening it); Ok, son!
(Batman's father says, and takes out a feather duster from the room. ); Son, another task today. It will be done by me and my feather duster!
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