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Who knows the appreciation of the first five chapters of Water Margin? I am eager for it, and I am very satisfied with my Mid-Autumn homework.

There are three typical characters in The First Time, namely, the live-action host Hong Xin and Xu Jing Shi Tian. From the first time, we can see that Hong Xin is a typical bureaucrat. Although he has a little kindness, such as "sincerity", after "three souls swinging, seven souls swinging", he still embodies "indecency (ugliness, vulgarity and pity)" When he learned that the shepherd boy was from Shi Tian, he was talking about why Shi Tian was so miserable. In fact, he said that he, at least, "fell under a tree root and scared thirty-six people to fight with each other." His heart is like fifteen fights, but he is numb as a gust of wind, his legs are like cockfighting, and his mouth is complaining. " When Xin came to the demon temple, he didn't listen to the strong advice of the Taoist priest, but threatened-you can't wait to see it with me. When you returned to the imperial court, you first beat all the Taoist priests to stop summoning, violating the imperial edict, so that I could not see the criminals in Shi Tian; Later, you set up this temple privately, pretending to be the king of the town demon and inciting the military and civilians-satisfying your curiosity. This behavior of "benefiting" oneself with power is purely ultra vires, and Hong Xin is not the only one among bureaucrats!

The host is obviously a submissive. Blind obedience, when their suggestions are repeatedly conveyed and rejected, they dare not go over them again and watch the disaster happen.

There was once a story about three countries practicing their own military marches. After seeing the ditch in front, the First Army did not ask the instructor for instructions, nor did it take the initiative to change lanes at the right time. Instead, they walked into the ditch one by one, and the instructor forgot to shout, so that many soldiers drowned in the ditch. The second army was fine, asked the instructor, and after being rejected, they went into the ditch one by one; As for the third army, it is different. After asking the instructor and being rejected, they took the initiative to change the road. Afterwards, the soldiers reported the situation to the headquarters and dismissed the instructor. The first army is completely obedient, the second army is semi-obedient and the third army is disobedient. The host obviously belongs to the Second Army, and dares to report, but dares not to achieve justice. The host seems to represent the people here. When the government is forced by mistakes, it just talks and dares not fight for justice. Therefore, this situation is dangerous for the government. After all, "a dog jumps over a wall"!

"Xu Jing" is to explain a problem-knowing people's faces, not knowing their hearts. I once heard the story of such a father and son. One day, the father said to the child, "You should take sleeping pills. Remember to take medicine on time, or you will not be able to sleep. " The child obediently took it and couldn't wake up the next day. It turned out that before the child took the medicine, the father coated a layer of poison on the surface of the pill. This is because the child's biological mother bought him insurance. Faced with money, the adoptive father actually poisoned the child. What a shocking thing it is, but it highlights the proposition of "knowing people, knowing their faces and not knowing their hearts"

The second part mainly revolves around Gao Qiu, Wang Jin and Shi Jin. There are several well-known stories, such as Gao Qiu's experience, the coach's personal divorce, the finishing touch of mentoring, war historians, congenial friendship, Li Ji's informer and so on.

Gao Qiu's flattery (otherwise, it can't be autumn in a short time), his nanny's private walk and Shi Jin's apprenticeship, the uproar in Shijiazhai and his familiarity with the three thieves all illustrate a problem, which is unpredictable. But there are also differences in details.

It's not good for Gao Qiu to do what others like and only let people see his own benefits. Because as a person, it is impossible to be what people want; When learning to show advantages, expose some shortcomings appropriately by the way. So that others will value you more. From Wang Jin, we can learn, watch current events, leave when it is time, and don't cling to some material things, otherwise we will not only hurt ourselves, but also our relatives and friends.

Here is a typical story I need to tell. During the Spring and Autumn Period, Gou Jian, the King of Yue, began to sprout after successfully destroying Wu, and dealt with those ministers who made meritorious deeds. Fan Li saw clearly, so he crossed the sea by boat so that he would not be persecuted by Gou Jian. Later, he worked hard with his father in Qixin, resulting in hundreds of thousands of businesses and living in Tao, and was called "Tao Zhugong" by people at that time. Literary genres are different. He doesn't listen to Fan Li, but he still cares about his wealth and power. If he didn't leave, he was forced by the King of Yue and committed suicide by giving him a sword.

What we can learn from Shi Jin is not to overestimate ourselves when dealing with people. After all, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Do things must consider whether it conforms to ethics, such as loyalty, benevolence and filial piety.

In the case of the three thieves, it can be seen from the side that "defeating the enemy without fighting" is the best policy. Grasping other people's hearts is equivalent to winning the battle. After all, "know yourself and know yourself, and fight every battle"!

The third chapter mainly discusses Shi Jin and Lu Da. Through these two people, many other figures were introduced, such as the three kings of Shaohua Mountain, the father and daughter of the Jin family who met at Panjia Hotel, and the butcher who sold meat under the Champion Bridge.

The most striking thing in the opening poem is that "summer is cold, spring is summer, and the setting sun flows from west to east ... When people are in power, people will make progress, and when they are proud, they will turn back ..." Although Shi Jin's father died of illness, he left enough property to make him popular and drink spicy food every day. But Shi Jin loves to make friends, and the word "righteousness" doesn't matter whether the bearer is a thief or a soldier. This naturally brings a "spring and summer".

Li Ji accidentally got an exchange of letters between Shi Jin and the three thieves from "drunk" Wang Si (who mistakenly lost Shao Huashan's reply and lied that he didn't reply, so that he was finally settled once and for all), which obviously left resentment for the hunter. You were told to get rid of the robbers, but you wanted to make friends with them. When Li Ji told this story, the government brought people here, which made Shi Jin feel cornered and had to learn from Master Wang Jin. This is a "summer solstice cold" and another "summer solstice cold", which is Luda.

Luda was originally the governor of Weizhou Division. Although he was reckless, he also won a strong prestige. It can be seen that this Panjia restaurant "only cares about going and eating by itself, but I'm afraid it won't come on credit." Unfortunately, recklessness is not a good thing after all-for that Jin Cuilian, Zheng Tu was sent away with three punches-and he was doomed to be a fugitive.

It is said that Shi Jin and others are surrounded. He tried his best to get out, but he was afraid of the officers and men outside. However, at least there is hope of a fight. Therefore, Shi Jin first brought the guilty Wang Si to the backyard and "killed him with one knife"; Then, he "set fire to the main hall and opened the door." Screaming, killing will come out. " The big bug fell with a knife. "Cut Li Ji in half." I fled from the left with all the people, so although I destroyed my manor, my life was comforted. It was difficult to stay in one of the few Huashan Mountains, and Shi Jin began his life of death.

When Shi came to Weizhou, he wanted to find a master, but he didn't want to get Lu Tiquan. Rutiha has long heard of the name of nine dragons. He is naturally "fearful" and meets Jong Li, the owner of Regret for the Past, at Panjia Restaurant. The fierce firepower of the Lutihai people made Jong Li and others look pale several times, which was chilling.

After a few drinks, I heard someone crying next door and swept away my "good mood". Lu Da, who was in a hurry, called the cryer and publicly learned about the situation of Jin Lao and other fathers and daughters. He couldn't help being angry and came up with this evil spirit. However, Lu Da is a person who "sends Buddha to the West". He didn't leave his residence until Jin Lao and others left-mainly to prevent the bartender from catching Jin Lao again after he left. But Ruda did not feel relieved, after all, things are not over yet.

Ruda first amused Zheng Tu and angered Zheng Tu. Lu Dihai took out a "fist the size of a vinegar bowl" and hit Zheng Tu on the nose first. "It's like opening a sauce shop: salty, sour and spicy, all rolled out at once"; Then I hit Zheng Tu between the eyebrows. This time, "my eyes cracked and black beads popped out, as if I had opened a colorful silk shop: red, black and crimson would roll out"; The third punch seems to be caused by inertia. It hits the sun in Zheng Tu, making it "like an amphibious Dojo: Pan Er, cymbals and cymbals ring together". Lu da saw something was wrong and said, take the opportunity to walk away.

When the case was issued, the magistrate reported to the superior directly under the jurisdiction with trepidation and issued a document to arrest Lu Da. Ruda played it by ear. He left Weizhou and almost got caught. Fortunately, he was "thrown around and pulled away from the crossroads".

Shi Jin is full of "righteousness", but he emphasizes "righteousness" too much, so that his real home is gone and he has become a "cosmopolitan home". What can Shi Jin learn from this lecture?

Let me tell a story first. We are all familiar with what happened between Liu Bei and Zhang Guan during the Three Kingdoms period. But when it comes to Guan Yu, we will think of his stories such as hanging seals and sealing gold, going through five customs and beheading six generals. At that time, after Liu Bei was defeated by Cao Cao in Xuzhou, he was separated from Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and took refuge in Yuan Shao, Hebei. Cao Cao captured Xuzhou Xiapi, surrounded Guan Yu on a dirt mountain, and sent Zhang Liao to surrender. Guan Yu's surrender has three preconditions. Later, Cao Cao was seriously frustrated by the war with Yuan Shao. At this time, Guan Yu killed Yuan Shao's head, Yan Liang, and made great contributions to Cao Cao's rescue. Cao Cao played in the imperial court, and Guan Yu named Han Shou Tinghou. Since then, Guan Yu has killed another general of Yuan Shao, Wen Chou, leaving Yuan Shao without a good soldier. Just then, Liu Bei learned that his second brother Guan Yu was under Cao Cao's account; Soon after, Guan Yu also learned the whereabouts of his younger brother Liu Bei. Guan Yu was in a hurry and went to the Prime Minister's office to say goodbye to Cao Cao. Cao Cao knew Yu's intention, and even listed it to avoid it. Guan Yu didn't see Cao Cao himself for many times, so he sealed all the things given by Cao Cao and left without saying goodbye with his Ministry and his two wives.

If Guan Yu was a subordinate of Cao Cao, he wouldn't have been running around all his life like Liu Bei. It can be seen that excessive loyalty will lose something, while Shi Jin will lose something, such as a comfortable life and his father's family business. In today's complex society, we should emphasize the word "degree" rather than overdoing it.

Lu Tai, on the other hand, went through fire and water for justice, even at the expense of his beauty. On the other hand, Rutihai is too reckless. It's rare to go through fire and water for justice now. The last time I saw such a thing, everyone was chasing the owner thief, but the people on both sides looked silly, all of which had nothing to do with themselves. This tells us that our new generation of China people should learn to go through fire and water for justice, but we must first pursue a "degree". As for the recklessness of the deer fetus sea, we should give up, because there is a saying that "impulse is the devil."

The classic in the fourth round was the second foul on Lu. The first time was because he was greedy for wine, robbed the person who sent the wine up the mountain and went back to the temple drunk. It's like a dream in the world of mortals. Lu forgot that he was a monk, and he didn't know that he had committed a big crime because of wine and slept so soundly. This is a state. When the temple began to attack, he was not afraid at all. On the contrary, he openly opposed monks. Even after the second gluttony for meat and wine, I collapsed the pavilion, destroyed King Kong, hit someone and fell asleep. Fearless afterwards, it is difficult for ordinary people to do it.

Lu is a man with multiple personalities. First of all, there is no denying his recklessness. Zheng Tu was defeated by three punches, which made a scene in Wutai Mountain. At this time, I want to tell a story. The two brothers were very close when they were children, but after they got married, they both focused on the family business, and the two brothers rarely contacted each other, so that their relationship was alienated. One day, my brother's pumpkin vine grew in his field, and my brother accidentally broke his pumpkin vine. Because there was too much business, my brother took out a copy of the business-because of the business, my brother was particularly impulsive and reckless, claiming compensation from his brother. My brother won't allow it. You said it, and I said it. At this time, the younger brother resentfully picked up the hoe next to him and smashed it on his head. In this way, the younger brother killed his younger brother for a pumpkin vine. Afterwards, we can think about how we could have killed our brother ourselves if it weren't for his reckless impulse. So this tells us to deal with things rationally and not to expose our hidden places easily.

Secondly, his humor is indeed recognized. Let's watch a dialogue. "Zen Kazuko said,' Good!' Shen Zhi said with bare sleeves, "You can eat fish at home, but you can't eat eels!" " ! Zen He Zi said, "But it is bitter. Shen Zhi said, "Tuanyu is big, fat and sweet." . It's delicious, but bitter. "Here, I have to talk about my grandfather. My grandfather is a famous "king of humor" in the village, and he got the nickname "Yus (Wenling dialect, meaning humor)". His interpersonal relationship is admirable. Now he is nearly eighty years old, and everyone in the village respects him and especially likes his humor. What I want to express is that humor should be produced at the right time. When you are at the ice rink, occasionally picking a suitable joke can relieve the pressure. There was once an entrepreneur who just liked to tell a joke before the meeting. In this way, everyone can put down a lot of scruples when they are happy, and most of them get twice the result with half the effort.

Thirdly, he is a loyal person. Lu's loyalty seems to be beyond this range, which is the unhealthy loyalty reflected below. Lu's boxing in Kansai Town showed this level of loyalty. His loyalty to Jin Lao made him fight Zheng Tu, but he killed Zheng Tu out of excessive anger. This is the end of loyalty. You, Ruda, were born in the army and are so strong. How can you push yourself too hard to kill people? Why didn't you say you took the written evidence and let Jin Lao go?

Loyalty, as the name implies, is to do anything for others and go to the countryside. Although this is a misunderstanding of loyalty, it is indeed an important part of loyalty. Most people will think that handout spirit means this, so I will use this to explain why. Loyalty should be talked about, but it depends on whether it is benign or not. Someone asked, is this loyalty benign or not? Yes, when people tried to rob him, you echoed the handout spirit and said, go and do him well. Of course not, so it is very important to rationally distinguish the good and evil sides of friendship. How many people in today's society have fallen into the abyss of crime because they can't distinguish between benign and non-benign loyalty. We should grasp a direction in loyalty, and we should abandon anything beyond the scope of benign loyalty, so as to save our regrets.

As for Jin Lao, what we can learn is to repay kindness with kindness. There are two kinds of kindness, one is kindness that doesn't happen, just like Jin Lao's, and the other is kindness that doesn't happen. At this point, readers may be confused.

I remember when I was very young, some elders told me, man, that's how you bite the hand that feeds you. When can I really repay you? I didn't understand the meaning at first, but as I grew older, I found that the truth was quite deep. "Because smoke is a cloud, it is very vague." People, like clouds and fog, often think of gratitude, but don't know what has killed their benefactor.

Once upon a time, the poor borrowed money from the rich, and the rich pitied the poor and burned the IOUs. How do the poor think about how to repay their debts day and night? One day, the rich man was ill, and the poor man went to see him and gave him an exclusive secret recipe. He knew that the rich man was allergic to the secret medicine, but he forgot. When the rich man saw that it was given by the poor, he ate it with confidence, but soon, the rich man died of allergies. Only then did the poor realize that their medicine had killed the rich, and they were so sad that they collapsed with anger.

From this, we can see that kindness is good, and we must do our best to implement it, but some of them will inadvertently turn kindness into revenge. Although this is sad, we still have to see the truth that "it is easy to spend money, but difficult to make money". Similarly, gratitude and kindness are like making money. Although sometimes there are flaws because of us, we will not lose heart. As long as we have a correct attitude and try our best to repay the debt, I believe the benefactor will feel it. Therefore, I am convinced that even if the rich man dies, he still won't blame the poor.

The title of the fifth chapter is "Little overlord is drunk in the golden account, and the flower monk makes trouble in the peach blossom village". The bully refers to Zhou Tong, a thief on Taohua Mountain. He accidentally grabbed it and met Jong Li, but he couldn't beat him, so he gave up the first place. This week, Zhou Tong is a man who dares to make friends. If he does not hesitate to cede the shanzhai throne to Jong Li, and still insists on acting with Master Lu, the Buddhist monk, it can be proved. I think he won the top spot for other purposes, that is, to use Jong Li to get more plunder in the future. For this purpose, we must use some attractive things to consolidate-the shanzhai throne has certainly become the first choice. From this, we can see that Zhou Tong is smart. I think Zhou Tong has the same purpose when he treats the famous Luda. If Luda is really an outlaw, I think Zhou Tong will probably force Jong Li to abdicate and put Luda in the first place. From this level, we can see that his scheming is quite heavy and he is a dangerous man.

As can be seen from the expression of Lu Da, Jong Li is very stingy. And Zhou Tong's stingy, Lu Da said less, maybe his stingy is not as exact as Jong Li's. Li Zhong was looked down upon by Lu Da for the third time. I think this is mainly because his behavior gave Luda a direct idea. Is Li Zhong really a stingy person? The answer is uncertain. After all, by the fifth time, only Ruda was responding, and the evidence was insufficient.

Liu Taigong is also a key figure in this round. If he hadn't fought, Luda might have fought with Zhuangke, or there might not have been a scene of fighting bullies at night. For Liu Taigong, my direct feeling is the reflection of an ordinary person.

At the end of the Song Dynasty, countless people rose up in the world. The people are displaced and miserable. Shanzhai robbers and bullies can be seen everywhere, and ordinary people can only bear it. Just like Liu Taigong, when she was forced into marriage by robbers, she could only answer, but could not resist, so she had to give it to this "son-in-law". This shows the psychological suffering of a common people under strong pressure, and also implies that a ruler does not pay attention to people's livelihood. I think if the "son-in-law" continues to deprive Liu Taigong of more beloved things, one day, Mrs. Liu's guild will come to power.

However, this time, the focus is still on taking things from Lu's synopsis of the golden chamber and monks. Lu is a loyal man, so when he saw the rough road, he drew his sword to help him, and everything happened as expected.

Lu Da didn't like Jong Li and Zhou Tong's meanness, so he took advantage of their robbery, grabbed one side of the property, rolled down from the back hill and left (because Peach Blossom Mountain has only one road to the mountain, which was occupied by Jong Li and Zhou Tong, and in case of encounter, Lu Da resolutely chose to leave from the back hill).

Here, what I want to share with readers is that in our life, we should weigh and then look at the problem of helping each other.

Once upon a time, there was a very loyal man. One day, when he saw a father and daughter robbed by thieves, he fought hand-to-hand with one person against twenty or thirty people and was finally cut into pieces. This story tells us that we should also measure the help of Tao, not blindly help, but forget the basic bottom line. If you can't swim, don't jump into the water to save people. Find someone who can swim in the shortest time. It's not that I personally dive to save talents, but that I draw my sword when I see rough roads; In fact, you have found help to get the drowning man ashore successfully, which is also a way to draw a sword to help. So we should recognize our own water and do it as much as possible. Seeing such a bumpy road, it is commendable to draw a sword to help each other.