English teacher’s humorous class with good sentences and paragraphs

The wind blows away in class, and even the dogs can’t be chased away after class.

If you have any opinions, you can raise them. Although I won’t adopt them, the law has never asked me for my opinions, right?

Do you have to pay wholesale when you go to the toilet?

Move! Let me know you are still alive.

Looking through the almanac, is it not suitable for physics today?

I always thought that being a teacher was about intelligence, but today I found out that it is about physical strength.

There are two things in the world that you cannot deceive. One is the vast universe, and the other is your own conscience.

React? Why is there no response at all for such a classic question? How pitiful.

Talk about puppy love: Did I accidentally discover that you are together intentionally, or am I intentionally discovering that you have no intention of being together.

Did I go to the wrong place? Is this a dormitory or a classroom?

Are you sitting there thinking about life again? Choose life or choose death.