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You can't have more than two fast cigarettes. What are the taboos for sending express delivery?

Today, with the increasingly developed Internet, many people cannot do without it. It is precisely because of the rise of the Internet that some online shopping platforms have mushroomed in recent years, such as Taobao, JD.COM, Vipshop, Suning.cn, Mushroom Street, which only rose a year ago, and Pinduoduo, which is still advertising on TV. With the rise of these online shopping platforms, our express delivery industry is also rising rapidly. For example, our common express SF Express, our Tong Yuan Express, Huitong Express, Tian Tian Express, ZTO Express, Dayun Express, Express Easy, and our earliest postal service are all common express delivery in our lives.

Although it is convenient for us to send express delivery, we must also abide by the rules formulated by some express delivery companies. For example, we can't distribute some guns and ammunition because these things are controlled by the state. If the courier company sent it for you, then you are doing something illegal with the courier company, and you can't send inflammable and explosive articles, because the courier company sends the courier by car. What if there is an explosion when delivering the express? That's not to mention destroying a whole ship. This is a trivial matter. What if someone dies? I remember such an accident, but we don't know the exact reason yet. It's a car because the goods spontaneously ignited on the road. I still remember one time my friend did such a stupid thing. He went to mail solid alcohol, and the courier told him that he could not mail these things. He almost got into a fight with a courier, but fortunately someone helped him, otherwise he would have to be taken to the police station.

So, don't play these jokes again, remember?