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Author: Kobayashi

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Update time 2005-5-1717: 25: 00 words: 7 10

I, Jiang Xiaolin, 23 years old, just graduated from university, and now I work in a private enterprise (alas! That kind of full-time job! The kind that does nothing! Because the work place is quite far from home (three or four hours' drive), living in the company and living alone is quite boring. I don't have any hobbies at ordinary times, but I love reading and reading everything. Even the publicity briefing will be studied. Colleagues always say that I should open a bookstore.

But to tell you the truth, I have thought about it, but I have no money. Of course, I also want to find a boyfriend, and it won't be so boring. However, either I look down on him or he looks down on me (although he thinks he is beautiful and talented). So, I am still single. Colleagues often make fun of me, saying that I am not a real woman until I have been in love at the age of 23, but I often laugh it off. So what if you don't fall in love, as long as you are happy.

23: 00 p.m. on April 1 2005 ...

"Xiao Lin, you a person back to the dormitory? Otherwise, I'll see you later. " My friend Lulu asked me a little worried.

"No, about the same, don't send ... I'll call you, you go in, I'm fine. Shall I show you around? " Said and turned twice.

Lulu didn't say anything when she saw that I was fine, but she put me in a taxi.

"No.37 Xindianzi, Park East Road, Cheng Nan, thank you." Tell the driver the address and I will look out the window. To tell you the truth, I am very happy today, but after drinking a few more drinks, my head still hurts. It's a good thing they didn't beat me up when they knew I had a bad drink. Everyone just wants to be happy, April fool's day and crazy.

I paid the money and went home. As soon as I turned on the light, it flashed twice and then went out.

"What bad luck, it seems that the insurance has burned."

Slam the door, throw away the bag, ...