Urgent. Looking for English jokes, in the form of two-person dialogue in the middle part

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Called Pat. Mrs. Taylor is now pregnant with her second child.

Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

Pat had seen babies in other people's homes and didn't like them very much, so he wasn't happy about the news that he was going to have a baby in his own home.

One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.

One night, the Taylors were making arrangements for the baby's arrival. Mr. Taylor said: "With the baby, our house was too small to live in."

Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?" "We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.

Pat walked into the house just at this time, and he asked: "What are you talking about?" "We're saying we have to move because the baby is coming," his mother replied. "It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there." "

"What's the use?" Pat said desperately. "He'll follow us there.

" Who was the first Man?

teacher said to her class:

"Who was the first man?"

"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly

"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"

"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."

A teacher asked the students in the class:

“Who was the first man? "

"George Washington," a little boy shouted immediately.

"How do you know that George Washington was the first man? "The teacher asked, smiling tolerantly.

The little boy said: "Because he is number one in war, number one in peace, and number one in the hearts of the Chinese people. "

At this time an older boy raised his hand.

"So," the teacher said to him, "who do you think is the first man? "

"I don't know his name," said the older boy, "but I know it's not George Washington, teacher. Because the history books say that George Washington took a widow, there must be a man before him. ”

The joke involves three characters. I personally suggest that the two students can be played by the same person. For example, after playing the younger student, put on a pair of eyes or add some other costumes to pretend to be the other student. People, or a more funny look, will achieve a better joke effect.

Or

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker".

The man quickly responds, "the attorney's" .

"Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

The man says, "I already know enough. Social workers have bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"

Who has the better heart?

A man suffered a heart attack and was sent to the hospital. Doctors told him he would not survive unless he had a heart transplant immediately. "You're lucky, we happen to have two hearts here, so you have to choose one. They belong to a lawyer and a social worker."

The patient quickly replied: "The lawyer's one." "

"Wait! Don't you need to know more about their situation before making a decision?"

The patient said: "I know enough about society. Workers are all enthusiastic people, but lawyers may never use their conscience, so I choose the heart of a lawyer."