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Joking fruit.

Once, there was such a cold joke that was widely circulated on the Internet.

On the way to learn the scriptures, two the Monkey King were killed, which is hard to tell. Guanyin Bodhisattva suggested that two monkeys choose their favorite fruits. As a result, the real monkey king chose durian, and the second monkey Liu chose peach.

Guanyin pointed out that the Monkey King was true and false. The immortals were puzzled, and then the music started: there are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys. I would rather choose durian than let go. ...

This is naturally a joke. In fact, durian claims to be a very contradictory fruit. I would rather choose it than give it up. It really takes courage.

Paradoxically, this kind of fruit is as big as a football, with rough skin and extremely unpleasant smell, but it tastes delicate and sweet, and is also known as the "king of fruit".

For example, in some places, it is not only regarded as the fruit of religious worship, but also forbidden to be brought into public places because of its pungent smell.

Also, many foreigners want to eat it because of its nutrition, but because it can't stand its smell, they throw it out of the window before tasting it.

Durian is one of the famous tropical fruits. It is native to Malaysia and Brunei in Southeast Asia, and now it is also planted in Guangdong and Hainan in China.

Durian is the most famous in Thailand and is called "the king of fruit". It has a strong smell, praised by lovers and hated by haters.

According to legend, this kind of fruit was brought back by Zheng He in Ming Dynasty. At that time, when Zheng He's fleet arrived in today's Southeast Asia, they tasted this fruit and appreciated it very much.

But this kind of fruit can only be harvested once a year, so it is named "homesickness", and later generations take its homonym as "durian".

Durian has extremely high nutritional value. Regular consumption can strengthen the body, strengthen the spleen and replenish qi, tonify the kidney and strengthen yang, and warm the body.

First of all, durian is hot, which can promote blood circulation to dispel cold and relieve dysmenorrhea, especially suitable for women with dysmenorrhea. But also can improve abdominal cold symptoms and raise body temperature, and is an ideal tonic for people with cold constitution.

Secondly, durian has a special smell. Some people think it stinks, others think it has a strong aroma. This smell can stimulate appetite, and dietary fiber can promote intestinal peristalsis and prevent constipation.

Then, nourish yin and strengthen yang to enhance immunity. Durian is rich in amino acids, vitamins, calcium, iron, phosphorus and other elements, which can strengthen the body, nourish yin and strengthen yang, and enhance human immunity.

Guangdong people call it "one pomegranate and three chickens", which shows its nourishing effect and is very suitable for nourishing the body after illness and postpartum.

But durian is hot, so you can't eat too much at a time, so as not to get angry, get trapped in hot phlegm, and have difficulty breathing. The Thai Ministry of Health once advised people not to eat more than two pieces of durian a day.

If you accidentally eat too much, you can eat a few cool mangosteen to solve it.

In addition, people who are drunk, obese, feverish and hypercholesterolemia should not eat more. If you smell durian with alcohol, it means it has gone bad and cannot be eaten.

The smell is strong, the smell is difficult to distinguish, and the nutrition is rich, but it makes many people struggle with contradictions. Do you want to eat this fruit or not?