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What are some funny sentences about being abused by math?
1. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but in the end he came ashore and we all drowned.
2. Every time I encountered a difficult problem in mathematics exams from childhood to adulthood, I would stop and carefully calculate how many points I could get on the entire paper!
3. Mathematics. Destined in three minutes. Seven points depend on hard work. There is really nothing we can do with 140 points left.
4. I suspect that I like the math teacher because my IQ is zero in front of the person I like.
5. There are only two steps to take the math test. First, read the question three times, and then start crying.
6. Mathematics, you have changed. You are no longer the innocent and lovely you. Your city has become deeper, your words have an undercurrent, and your smile hides a knife
7. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.
8. Mathematics class is the madness of one person and the loneliness of a group of people.
9. I was stumped by a math problem, so I told the question to the sky. After all, God’s calculations are not as good as those of humans.
10. That year I lowered my head and picked up the pen for 2 seconds, and I never understood mathematics since then. 11. Mathematics has tortured me thousands of times. I treat mathematics like my first love.
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