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Duan Haonan's remarks about "I am a man, a man" caused a burst of laughter. What jokes have you made because of "lip service"?

In our life, we often say something funny because we are nervous, anxious or absent-minded. These words can be called jokes. Some of them spread widely and became jokes. No matter ordinary people or stars, they may have made jokes because of their lip service, Duan Haonan said? I'm Duan Haonan, a man among men? Many people laugh because of you? Mouth ladle? What jokes have you made? Let's talk about this topic.

First, my mother borrowed someone else's phone to call me.

When I first went to college, mobile phones were not particularly popular at that time, and fixed telephones were used at home. I just bought a mobile phone with caller ID. Once, there was something wrong with my telephone line, and my mother called me on my neighbor's phone. When I see a strange number, I ask who? That's your mother on the other end of the phone. I was immediately anxious, saying that I am still your mother? He said, I am really your mother. I thought it was a spoof phone call, so I hung up. After a while, I realized that it was my mother's voice. I called again according to the phone number. Who's on the other end of the phone? I said I'm your mother? Later, my mother scolded me on the phone.

Second, the neighbor lost his shoes.

My neighbor is from Sichuan. Once I met him in the corridor and hurried downstairs. I asked what was going on. He shouted as he ran, and the child fell off the balcony. With such a big accident, as a neighbor, I quickly ran down with it. When we went downstairs, we looked in the grass. Others asked what we were looking for. I said the neighbor's children. Later, many people gathered around and looked for it together. The neighbor found a shoe from the corner and held it up to say that he had found it. It turns out that they call shoes children (homophonic). I am embarrassed.

Duan Haonan? I'm Duan Haonan, a man among men? Because of you? Mouth ladle? What jokes have you made? This is my view on this topic. If you have any ideas, please leave a message in the comments section.