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Duan Haonan's remarks about "I am a man, a man" caused a burst of laughter. What jokes have you made because of "lip service"?
First, my mother borrowed someone else's phone to call me.
When I first went to college, mobile phones were not particularly popular at that time, and fixed telephones were used at home. I just bought a mobile phone with caller ID. Once, there was something wrong with my telephone line, and my mother called me on my neighbor's phone. When I see a strange number, I ask who? That's your mother on the other end of the phone. I was immediately anxious, saying that I am still your mother? He said, I am really your mother. I thought it was a spoof phone call, so I hung up. After a while, I realized that it was my mother's voice. I called again according to the phone number. Who's on the other end of the phone? I said I'm your mother? Later, my mother scolded me on the phone.
Second, the neighbor lost his shoes.
My neighbor is from Sichuan. Once I met him in the corridor and hurried downstairs. I asked what was going on. He shouted as he ran, and the child fell off the balcony. With such a big accident, as a neighbor, I quickly ran down with it. When we went downstairs, we looked in the grass. Others asked what we were looking for. I said the neighbor's children. Later, many people gathered around and looked for it together. The neighbor found a shoe from the corner and held it up to say that he had found it. It turns out that they call shoes children (homophonic). I am embarrassed.
Duan Haonan? I'm Duan Haonan, a man among men? Because of you? Mouth ladle? What jokes have you made? This is my view on this topic. If you have any ideas, please leave a message in the comments section.
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