Football fight joke

1. There was a man with smelly feet who couldn't find a wife. Finally, after looking for countless people, there is finally a person who can compete with him. His feet are invincible. They live in peace. After several years of marriage and having children, Linger is invincible than Lan. There is a trick for three people to take the train. As long as one of them takes off his shoes, everyone in the waiting hall runs away, and the waiting hall is empty, three people can wait for the bus comfortably. Until one day, while waiting for the train, the man took off his shoes as usual and everyone in the hall ran away. Suddenly, he found that there was another person who didn't leave, reading the newspaper very comfortably, so that person's wife also took off her shoes, that person was fine, and the children also took off their shoes. That man is very nice. A family of three was surprised. "Eldest brother, you are really something. Can you stand it? " ? ! Who are you? You are fiercer than us. "The man looked contemptuously and sat on his coat. The t-shirt inside says, XXX football team.

One day, the football match started at 1 minute, and the goalkeeper of team A scored a goal from the other team. As soon as the players saw it, they went to the bar to drink together, leaving only the goalkeeper to fight against team B. At the end of the 90-minute game, goalkeeper A came to the bar and his teammates asked about the situation. "Forget it, 1: 1!" The teammate was surprised and asked him how he lost a goal. "C, just after you left, the opposing striker dived, so I got a red card and was sent off." .......................

I played by myself ~ ~ ~

But jokes aside, I still hope that the national football team will have a bright future ~ ~ ~