A funny poem about the exam

2. Funny poems about exams

Funny poems about exams 1. Who can help me think of humorous sentences about exams?

Exams are all clouds. Funny classic sentences about final exams

Don't be ninety-eight! Not eighty-eight! Seventy-eight won't be yours! Now it's only sixty-eight You heard me right! Is it really sixty-eight It is sixty-eight! This is crazy! As long as sixty-eight can let the children go home for the New Year! Good gifts are not stopped! Action is better than action! Teachers quickly pick up the red pen in their hands and draw a 68 on the test paper ~

Three points are destined for heaven and seven points are teachers and students. Teacher. Me. Me. I did my best. Yes. Ah, the rest. Shit. You're done.

it's not easy to give a question, so you will die.

review a wool. Obviously, it is to teach yourself the content of this semester. You call it review. Classic quotations caused by the final exam

I especially want to see a teacher fall as soon as I go out, and then I help her up. She gets up and gives me an answer and then turns around and leaves. I say to her, Teacher, your answer. The teacher said: No, it's your answer ... < P > Where is it? Where have I seen you? This test paper is so familiar ~ ~ ~ that I can't remember it at the moment ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ In the ~ Dream ~ Funny Quotations < P > exam, which has made me unbearable to look at, and it still makes my ears unbearable to hear when I go home! Really brave, dare to face up to the hypocrisy of Xueba, dare to face up to the show off in an ostentatious manner of early holiday!

Everyone who said that he was going to fail the exam, but finally got a 9+ exam, cut off deep palmar arch with a spiral fracture of his finger every time he logged in, and then flew out and went straight to the cornea lens. The dog's eye was instantly stabbed, and the vitreous body of aqueous humor was sprayed with a gorgeous screen, causing the mobile phone to explode instantly. The whole person bloomed into a chrysanthemum in the flame.

I hope that every schoolmaster can send as many assists as possible when he scores 9+ or 1 points in the field exam, so that the data of our senior bench players can look better.

it turns out that even if you have a week to review a course, it is not necessarily that you will turn over the books once in the first six days.

2. Funny poems about exams

Haw after haw, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks, ask her what she remembers. She also thinks, and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, when she saw the military poster, she needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford to buy a rack. Grandpa didn't have a lot of money, Mulan didn't have gold and silver, and she was willing to buy steel and build a plane from now on. She bought drawings in the east, screws in the west, glass in the south and iron sheets in the north. She refused to go to the old hangar, no. But I heard that the general shouted hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane, but he didn't close the mountain for a moment. The hot air spread on the wings, and the sun shone on the glass. The general was scared to death, and the soul of a strong man had flown. The son of heaven was lying in a hospital bed. The director made twelve turns and rewarded them with a slap in the face. Khan asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I would like to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown. My parents heard the girl and picked up the machine gun. When Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. When I heard of my sister's arrival, I raised my gun and loaded it. I opened my cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flying suit, loaded more grenades, and mounted machine guns outside. When I went out to bury bombs, my relatives and friends were all surprised and busy: after twelve years of separation, I didn't know Mulan was a pervert. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes, and the two walked side by side. Who can say that I was abnormal?

3. Describe the classic and funny sentences after failing the exam

Keep chattering, the cock soaks the hen.

the exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your mind.

I don't understand it in class. It's all because of the antiques.

the teacher talks nonsense, which is troublesome and verbose.

Life is from China, and death is the soul of China.

it's impossible for me to learn English.

I miss Xiang Yu so far and can't speak English.

my unqualified language shows my character even more.

the teacher is fully responsible for failing math.

English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

it's up to your deskmate to do well in the exam.

if you don't do well in the exam, your deskmate can't do well.

I am more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher is always absent from the lecture;

it sounds like I'm sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;

I have too much homework to get revenge, and I have done my homework foolishly;

time doesn't fly, and the sun and the moon don't fly.

copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

when you go to school, you will have a holiday after school.

year after year, this meaning is lingering.

classmates are classmates, and they fly separately after school, so it's ok all day ~

The east wind blows and the drums beat, so who is afraid of who in the world today?

just because the south wind blows and the rain is slight, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is grey and the field is boundless, so I can see four lines on the composition paper

4. Poems about funny

I don't have a high mark in humble room, just pass the exam, people are not diligent, money is spiritual, and I am the only one who can't do this exam. Tears on my face, tears in my mouth, never talking and laughing, and I don't have a habit of going back and forth. Nanyang video game city, Xishu game hall, Confucius said, "Why not go?" Answer: "My parents don't know my heart." Books are like the sea, topics are like the sea, where is the boat for studying? My back is wet with sweat, my tears are suffocating, and my red fork is rolled all over the floor, greasy and greasy, and my points are still the same. People are thin, but my bones are not fleshy, and my heart is guilty. Who are you talking about? Tired and haggard. Sleep, sleep, spring is beautiful, I am ecstatic, I am not tired when I do exams? The boy has no talent, so if I don't come up, I will hand in the blank paper and the duck eggs will roll down. As soon as the test paper appears, there is a red light, so you can argue when you get home. As soon as you take off your clothes, the wound will appear and you will be beaten several times. This poem is not to my liking, and the exam is not fun. It is better to play games than to write poems. Last night, I was excited to surf the Internet, intoxicated and lost my way. I got lost and strayed into the depths of garbage, and I was surprised by countless flies and vomited. Fantasy transition in class, I don't know where I am intoxicated, and suddenly I see a black face, which is horrible and almost died. There is nothing to worry about online, and chatting can solve your worries. Suddenly, I saw a beautiful girl waving, making a nod, closing other windows, and finally talking, it turned out to be a northern old man! Nausea.

Purple smoke rose from the incense burner in Rizhao, and Li Bai came to roast duck. My mouth is watering for three thousand hours, and I don't have any money in my pocket. So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, the glass is so frosty. If you don't wipe it when you are in a hurry, you will get dirty if you can't fix it.

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig has become an electric light on the head of the airport.

There are cockroaches on the ground.

if you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroaches will die.

the mountains and rivers are general, and there are black holes in the well.

the yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

I've never seen a poet in my life, but I've met a poet.

how can you fart on a high wall if you are not a poet?

The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.

the number of articles in my hometown is my younger brother, who learns articles with me.

(1)

Plant a pumpkin like the earth and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

If you throw it into the Pacific Ocean, there will be another continent on the earth.

(2)

A rice ear is long and long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River.

ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway when it comes.

(3)

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

(4)

The rice piles are round and sharp, and the members piled up rice to the sky.

Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and get close to the sun to smoke a bag of cigarettes.

5. A complete collection of funny ancient poems makes people laugh

Tang Du Mu

It rains in the Qingming Festival

I'm lonely and want to kill my soul

Excuse me, where can I find a beautiful woman

The shepherd boy points to Sanlitun

Tang Du Mu

It's far away from the stone path of Xiangshan

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I thought the prince would meet the princess <

I wonder if the girl next door

has that boyfriend.

I want to look at the wall,

I'm afraid the wall is too thick,

it hurts my hand.

use binoculars instead,

the people in the room have left.

turn the stairs,

look down.

Momo, if she is not only walking,

she is wearing a handsome elbow.

people have joys and sorrows,

the moon has its ups and downs,

this has happened since ancient times.

I hope it won't be long before

she breaks up with you.

Tang} Li Bai

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, and

the boatman kicked him off the boat.

Peach Blossom Beach is deep in thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Chunxiao

Tang Menghaoran

I awake light-hearted this morning of spring

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering

I can't sleep at night

I went online to find Chunxiao

I don't wash my feet in spring,

mosquitoes bite everywhere.

turning over in the middle of the night,

that's a lot of crushing.

When the Chinese teacher turned around, Lu Xun was willing to be a willing ox;

When the math teacher looks back, she can ask for six yuan six times.

as soon as the English teacher turns around, sorry adds thank you;

When the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline;

As soon as the physics teacher turned around, a lever pried the earth;

As soon as the biology teacher turned around, the night clouds were scary.

As soon as the geography teacher turns around, you can swim in hundreds of rivers.

As soon as the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to put the shot.

Dai Yu can also play football as soon as the PE teacher turns around.

As soon as the labor teacher turned around, she came to the catwalk with broken metal.

As soon as the music teacher turned around, an earthquake of magnitude 8 blew up the earth.

As soon as the art teacher turned around, the Mona Lisa was also romantic.

"Wanglushan Waterfall" The incense burner in Rizhao stinks, and Li Bai sits by the toilet. In a flash, Xiao Li flies a knife, and Li Bai dies by the toilet.

Sleeping in Spring and I'm Stupid

I hear flowers in the dark, but I have no culture.

Lying on branches hurts my bottom, and my IQ is very low.

I'm lying like water in the distance, so if you want to ask who I am,

I can easily reach Chun Lv. A big donkey.

the shore is green, I am a donkey,

the shore is green, I am a donkey,

the shore is dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Li Bai took a boat to steal peaches, and Wang Lun picked up a big rice spoon and scratched at the back of Li Bai's head.

I awake light-hearted this morning of spring was bitten by mosquitoes everywhere. It stinks at night in Hong Kong.

A Chinese teacher read an ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Wochun" to the students and asked them to dictate it. The Chinese teacher read it as follows, and one student dictated it as follows:

Wochun ("I am stupid")

I smell flowers in the dark (I have no culture) and I hate the bottom (my IQ is very low).

be sure to turn around when you watch it! The transferred person will have a smooth love, a smooth career, a harmonious family and a happy life! But you shouldn't mind leaving a little message! You will be blessed! ! Haha ~

so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed

lowered his head to finish the soup

raised his head to take a towel

lowered his head to wipe his crotch

The Rizhao incense burner farted, and Li Bai came to the toilet, running down 3, excrement, but Li Bai didn't bring any toilet paper!

since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone who dies early or late has to die.

When weeding is in the afternoon,

Mines bury the soil.

Li Bai came to dig, and

it was blown to 25.

when weeding is at noon,

farmers are unhappy.

wearing open-backed pants,

dancing ballet.

purple smoke comes from the fragrant Lu in the sunshine, and

Li Bai walks into the roast duck restaurant.

the boss doesn't like him.

Xiao Li flew the knife for an instant, and

immediately became a dead eunuch.

a school,

with bright lights.

when I walked in, it was

tattered.

ten freshmen,

nine idiots.

There is another one,

insanity.

Quiet Night Thinking (Exam Edition)

On weekdays, I didn't study hard, looked at the sky in the exam, and handed in the test paper, and the duck eggs fell off.

A young boy with a bald head learned to shit and sat in the pit. The shit that passers-by were afraid of was smoked to death.

There was a jar of shit in front of the bed, which was suspected to be a bowl of soup. Lift the jar and taste it, and it was hidden in the cave for 3 years! !

funny poems about exams 1. funny poems about exams

chirp after chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks, ask her what she remembers. She also thinks, and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, when she saw the military poster, she needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford to buy a rack. Grandpa didn't have a lot of money, Mulan didn't have gold and silver, and she was willing to buy steel and build a plane from now on. She bought drawings in the east, screws in the west, glass in the south and iron sheets in the north. She refused to go to the old hangar, no. But I heard that the general shouted hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane, but he didn't close the mountain for a moment. The hot air spread on the wings, and the sun shone on the glass. The general was scared to death, and the soul of a strong man had flown. The son of heaven was lying in a hospital bed. The director made twelve turns and rewarded them with a slap in the face. Khan asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I would like to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown. My parents heard the girl and picked up the machine gun. When Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. When I heard of my sister's arrival, I raised my gun and loaded it. I opened my cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flying suit, loaded more grenades, and mounted machine guns outside. When I went out to bury bombs, my relatives and friends were all surprised and busy: after twelve years of separation, I didn't know Mulan was a pervert. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes, and the two walked side by side. Who can say that I was abnormal?

2. Who can help me think of humorous sentences about the exam?

1. Xiaoming went home trembling: "Dad, I only got 6 points in the exam today."

Dad is very angry: "Don't call me Dad if you fail in the exam next time!" After three weeks, Xiao Ming came back from the exam. Dad asked, "How was the exam?" Xiaoming looked helpless: "Sorry, brother". Every time the teacher said, "Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform."

I really want to put myself on the podium.

3. The whole semester was completely abandoned, and my heart was broken before the exam. I didn't sleep for a week, and I was all in my back before the exam. When I walked into the examination room, I collapsed, holding the paper and crying. I didn't take the exam at all, and I couldn't do anything.

4. It's obviously a pad-sized exam, but it has a multi-purpose exam range, which requires students to review at night. Even so, there are still some side leaks.

5. When a netizen took the IELTS and oral exam, she just said "My Day" when she got the oral statement. As a result, the examiner knew some Chinese, so she asked her what it meant. She solemnly said that "Day" meant to inspire herself with the help of the sun. 6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming soon, while others are reviewing while they are previewing.

some people are still knitting scarves. 7. The wind is blowing in cloud flying, and the brave soldier is blowing in cloud flying! The exam must be cancelled at any time! Not without cancellation.

think about it, you're home, on the train, following your classmates, eating hot pot and singing, and suddenly your classmates tell you that you failed the class.

Therefore, the day without exams is a good day! ! 8. Exams are breathing pains. They live in every corner of my body. It hurts to occupy a position, no.