Looking for you in my dream, I suddenly look back.

1: The north wind rises again. You are always so careless. Every time you remind me to put on more clothes, you always answer me disdainfully: What is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

Someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, the moon when I miss my mother, and the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don't know what to look at when I miss you. Now that I finally know, I can have a look at the pigsty.

3: Press if you want to see it! Press again! Did you really press it? Idiot! Press it again! Pigs are not as stupid as you! Silly! Stupid pig!

When the wolf comes, the pigsty is in a panic. Mother pig arranges work: big pig blocks the door! Second pig, go and block the window! Her mother got angry when she saw the pig, and roared, pig, don't play with your mobile phone, you are beautiful and you are a pervert!

5. Arrived in xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, and was besieged by a group of wild boar. When you take out the food, the wild boar is unmoved. You take out your only ID card, and the pigs kneel and cry: Boss! We found you! ? April Fool's Day SMS

6: In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I envy you, alas, sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

7: I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. Can't sleep at night because of hunger?

8: Let me give you a riddle: There are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Type the song title ................................................................................................................................................

9: Do you know? I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

10. In the past, I only knew that pigs can hum when they can't talk, but then I met you, and I realized that you can hum songs better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming! April Fool's Day Humorous SMS

1 1. The other day I said you were a pig, and you said "I am a pig". From then on, I called you a pig, and finally you couldn't stand it and shouted "I'm not a pig" in front of many people!

12. You are a chubby pig who received this message. Delete this message. You are the little black pig in Africa. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?

13. Sunrise+Sunset = Moon+Stars in the morning and evening = Infinite yearning for the wind and flowers+Snowy Moon = Tender feelings and sweet feelings, meteor+words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

14. Echo of Baby Pig: You are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. I read about pigs, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.

15. Tea should be strong to be particularly fragrant; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with a mobile phone is not bad! April Fool's Day joke message

16. Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I checked the public opinion rumors to know that the dead mouse doesn't feel cold!

17. It's late at night and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you! (SMS. )

18. People say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

19. Since ancient times, there is a mathematical equation that has always been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.

I haven't heard from you for several days. These two are always thinking of you, looking for your favorite pond. Dining room; Sleeping lawn; Still haven't seen you, and my heart is broken. What if you lose such a big pig?

2 1. I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!

22. The falling rain reminded me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

23. There were countless friends in the past, and it was the coolest if you think about it. I dream of looking for you thousands of times. When I suddenly turned around, you were still in my pig shed, eating grass, beside the tree, your tail wagging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!