An English ppt joke is enough.

The notorious cheapskate finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Go up to 5 meters and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it with your foot. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Oh dear," he replied, "you won't come empty-handed, will you? The miser's treat.

A notorious miser finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor, find the middle door, and then ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it open with your feet. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Your hand has been taken as a gift. God, you won't come empty-handed, will you? " The miser replied.

I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: since I was an egg!

Psychiatrist: What's the matter with you?

Patient: I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: When did this start?

Patient: Since I was an egg.

Who is the laziest?

Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think about it! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how others work?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

Chinese:

Father: Hey, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, no, you know! Think about it, when other children are doing their homework and writing, who sits in class and just watches others do their homework?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

Old farmer Johnson is dying. The family stood by his bed. He whispered to his wife, "When I die, I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone from now on."

Johnson: "But I hope you can."

Wife: "But why?"

Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a horse trade!

Translation:

Old farmer Johnson is dying. His family are all standing by the bed. He whispered to his wife, "When I die, I want you to marry farmer Jones."

The wife said, "No, I can't marry anyone after you die."

Johnson: "But I hope you do."

Wife: "Why?"

Johnson: "Because Jones once cheated me in a horse deal." (You can get rid of Chinese and translate it yourself when playing ppt)