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Mom's lady transformation plan! _ 1200 words
"Oh, that's great. Wait a minute, I'll turn off the computer. " I'm happy to say. Hey, hey, the sun rises in the west. My mother is in a good mood today! Take me to the clothing city!
When I came to the clothing city, my mother immediately pulled me to the skirt area. Picked up a mini skirt and said, "Baby, how about this one? Good-looking? "
Baby? ! This is a public place! "Hey, mom, don't call me baby here! How bad it is for others to hear! " I blushed and whispered in my mother's ear.
"What's the matter! What's wrong with calling you a baby? " Mother raised her voice and said loudly. Gee, mom, why do you sing the opposite? I'm afraid people won't know that you call me "baby", right?
"Good good, you make a phone call, I won't answer you! Hey! " I turned my head away and ignored my mother.
"It's okay, don't say what baby is not baby. What's wrong with this skirt? " Mother showed "surrender" while courting.
I took a look at that skirt, dear! This is so sexy. Can you wear it so short? Really? "Not good-looking, not good-looking! Also ... that. "
"Don't look good? Oh? How about this? " Mother picked up a pink skirt and asked me. These ... What skirts are these? They are so beautiful!
"Ah, also not good-looking! Mom, let's go to the sports area, where the sportswear is so beautiful! " I pulled my mother's skirt and said.
"What girls wear sportswear! You are not one of the boys in your class! You see, how beautiful this skirt is, pink, so beautiful and lovely, so suitable for girls to wear, I will take it! "
"mom. . . . . . "Before I finished, my mother took the skirt to the cashier, paid the money and dragged me out. Hey, why am I so unlucky? I met a mother who likes to be against me. Do girls have to wear skirts? ! Why don't I like skirts? Why does mom have to buy it for me? I thought mom was going to buy me sportswear! 5555~~
When I got home, I sat on the sofa and immediately felt like a deflated ball-depressed about buying a flowered skirt. But before the sofa was heated, my mother pulled me into the room, threw me a skirt she just bought, and said, "Try it on quickly and show me what my beautiful baby looks like in this beautiful skirt!" " "alas! I have no choice but to try.
"Oh, how beautiful! Well, I have a good eye! Haha ~ "
-_-Mom actually said it was beautiful ... I turned left and right in front of the mirror, trying to put a "POSS", but it was awkward, and the more I looked at it, the less pleasing I was.
"Mom, I want to go out to play!" Seeing my mother's satisfaction, I quickly tried to get away.
"Well, get out." Mother looked intoxicated.
I was about to change clothes with luck, and my mother shouted, "Why? What's wrong with going out in this dress? Can't change! " God, how am I supposed to live? Mom is trying to "transform" me! Oh, come on, how can a child support an adult? "Braised ribs" is a common thing in our children's world. Put it on, I put up with-
I skipped to the door and was about to open it when my mother suddenly said, "wait a minute, you should be a lady in a skirt." How can you jump? " Come back, look, let's go like this ... "After that, my mother started a model-specific" one route ",which may look good in others' eyes, but in my eyes, I don't think it is necessary. Alas, that's how I left! How else can we change it? How can people be perfect? There's nothing I can do. My mother will never let me go easily. Forget it, learn! I'll put up with it again-
The pace of a lady, my mother said that my mother said that a lady is not swaggering, but taking small steps, gently and quietly; Although walking is simple, the lady's pace is not bad. I like skipping when I walk, which makes me change. I'm really not used to it-it's tiring and more leisurely to walk like this. If I'm in a hurry ... anyway, the more I practice, the more uncomfortable I get! Well, let's call it a day, and we will continue tomorrow, so my baby daughter will ...! "Ah, mom is talking, and she's starting to" think ". My mother ... no matter how much, she can finally stop taking the "embarrassing step". I ran to the front of the refrigerator, took out the frozen cold drink and drank it in one breath. "Wait a minute!" Mother shouted, I almost spit out the water in my mouth! Ah, anything else?
"Lady can't drink water, you know? Come on, let's practice! " Ah! There are rules for drinking water, huh?
Mother brought a bottle of drink and asked me to show it to her once. Hey, hey, this seems quite simple! Well, I took a gentle and careful sip of water and looked at my mother. My mother smiled, but soon told a joke. Before I finished, I laughed so hard that all the water in my mouth came out this time ~ ~ ~
"Hey, what's the matter? Is it difficult to learn this thing? Really! Don't go out to play today, continue to practice at home! "
Huh? Can't go out to play! Hum! The culprit is the skirt! I hate skirts!
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