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The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.
I don't understand in class, all because of old things.
The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.
Life is China's, and death is China's soul.
It is impossible for me to learn English.
I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.
My unqualified language shows my character even more.
The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.
English is not qualified because I am patriotic.
Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.
You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.
Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures;
Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;
I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed;
Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly.
Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.
Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.
Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.
Classmates are classmates, so fly separately after school, even for one day ~ ...
The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?
Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.
The sky is gray and the fields are boundless. I saw four lines on the composition paper.
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