Sect kung fu jokes

Of course there is! Here are some jokes about teachers and old women:

1. Teacher: "I am very depressed recently. Can you massage me with your chest? "

Old woman: "I'm sorry, teacher, I knew at a glance that what you need is not a massage, but a better bra."

2. Teacher: "Grandma, how have you been practicing recently?"

Old woman: "Teacher, I recently learned to meditate, and now I can be in a trance all day."

Teacher: "Then aren't you hungry?"

Old woman: "I don't eat when I'm hungry, because I'm full of energy."

Teacher: "Grandma, what do you think of my new hairstyle?"

Old woman: "Teacher, I think your hairstyle is very good, but it's a little difficult to shave."

4. Teacher: "Old woman, I just bought a bottle of perfume. Guess what it tastes like? "

Old woman: "teacher, I guess it smells like mud, because you just walked in the garden."

5. Teacher: "Old woman, I just dreamed that I was flying in the sky."

Old woman: "That teacher, you should remember to spread your wings."

I hope you like these jokes!