Give a joke extra points.

After entering a five-star hotel, the child went to the waiter and said, "Get me your manager."

The waiter said, "Sorry, the manager is not in."

The child patted 500 yuan and said, "Give me your manager."

The waiter called the manager at once.

"Find me a young lady." The child said.

"We are a five-star hotel with no ladies." The manager said.

The child paid 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a young lady."

The manager immediately found a row of ladies to choose from for the little boy.

"Find me a sick one." The child said.

"We are a five-star hotel and we are not sick."

The child paid 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a sick one." "

The manager immediately found a row of sick ladies for the little boy to choose from.

The child found one at random and had sex with her.

The next day, the child came to the manager and asked, "I had an affair with the sick one, so am I sick, too?"

The manager didn't know what medicine the child bought in the gourd, so he said, "No, no,no."

The child paid 5000 yuan and said, "Come on, I must be sick, right?" "

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~ the manager collected the money and said excitedly.

"Then I go back and make a phone call with our little babysitter, and then our little babysitter must be ill, right?

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

"Then our little babysitter called my dad, so my dad must be ill?"

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

"Then my father and my mother made a phone call, so my mother must be ill?"

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

"Then my mother made a phone call with our driver, so our driver must be ill?"

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

The child slapped the table and scolded, "Damn driver! Let you crush my little turtle! "

Song category

● When I was a child, I listened to Xintianyou: "I bowed my head and walked in the ravine", and I always felt that it was "my head, like a ravine".

● "Wait once in a thousand years, wait once-"Someone heard: "A thousand-year-old female ghost, a female ghost-"

The ending song of Super Variety: "Goodbye, goodbye, meeting in front of the color screen …" sounds like: "Meeting in the mortuary …" Later, it was estimated that the audience's opinions were too great and it was changed to "Meeting in applause".

Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The title says, "Ah, the show has started!" " I listened for a long time and always thought he said, "Ah, wild boar hits #!"

"Jigong" sings: "Where there is injustice, there is no me." Yes, where the ground is uneven, of course there will be a "nest"!

● I didn't understand the phrase "always keep your eyes open" in Descendants of the Dragon at first, but I always heard that it was "forever two years away". I've been wondering why it has to be two years later.

How many good sisters do you have? Contains a sentence "Why does every girl marry a tear?" How should I listen? Is "why does every girl have to marry a human?" !

My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he listened to "The Red Sun on the Border" as "The Red Sun in Transformers"! He didn't know what the "border area" was at that time, but he remembered it clearly. Every evening, he can see the red sunset in the west of the village. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer on a highland in the west of their village. At night, I happened to see a red sun on the transformer. So my classmates have been thinking: Why do songwriters know that the transformer in their village is in the west?

In Andy Lau's China Man, "How many dreams have been hidden in five thousand years" sounds like "How many dreams have been hidden in Jacklyn Wu". Strange, maybe they have one. ...

"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you." Listen, "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you ..."

When I was a child, I learned to sing the theme song of "A Smart Rest" with TV (Japanese). When I overheard it, I sang it as "Geji, Geji, Geji, Auntie washed the spittoon ..."

"Learn from Lei Feng and set a good example ... stand firm, and the beans will smell sweet ..." Why do the beans smell sweet when they stand firm? Because beans are patriotic, I have always understood it this way.

● "... Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are really bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone laughs ... "When I was a child, I heard the last two sentences:" The sunshine shines on us in Henan, and Americans laugh ",which made me depressed for many years ... ● When I was a child, I heard someone sing:" We sat by the high urn and listened to my mother's story about the past ... "

Listen to Jordan chan's new album "Hug, Hug". The style has changed and it is very affectionate. Listening all the way down, I suddenly heard Jordan chan sing "Little Beast" frequently. Be careful again. Yes, the whole sentence seems to be "let the world call it a little beast" Isn't it a yuppie? Is there a problem? Just look at the lyrics and you will know: "I can make the whole world laugh!" " "alas!

● There is a song that I still think is "A Group of March 8th Dances". Do you know which one it is-"Forget the samba".

You've heard Jacky Cheung sing "The ending is not the result I want"-"The ending is not the result I want" ... I'm not the one waiting at the window ... "My friends and I listened to it many times and thought" I'm not the one waiting in the toilet ... "I never understood.

● Another time, "... the goose heard my song and the river kissed my face ..." was heard as: "Grandpa listened to my song and the young man kissed my face." Dizzy!

● In the theme song of The Condor Heroes in Richie Jen, "Make me sad or drunk …" I always hear "Yang Guo is sad or Yang Guo is drunk …" Hey! Why do you always have a problem with the hero? ! !

Remember the Hometown Cloud written by ChristianRandPhillips-"Come on, ghost, come on ... (Come back, come back)". At first sight, I was really shocked.

I am a classmate from the countryside. When listening to May's sisters, "... you are my sister and you are my baby! After listening for two days, I finally couldn't help but say, "How does this woman sing? Why my sister's and my uncle's? ? "

● When I was in junior high school, a classmate listened to A Zhe's "Love is like a Tide" and asked me doubtfully: "Why did he sing' Promise me, you will never line up in the middle of the night'?"

The first time I listened to Tong Ange's Ye Lian Girl, I heard "... wild donkey, mysterious wild donkey ..." I thought for a long time!