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Once upon a time, a countryman came from the town. When he saw that there were pigs for sale, he asked, "Do you sell people's thighs?"! ? "The vegetable people said," This is not a human thigh, this is a pig's. " Everyone in the country knows that people in the city call this pig's thigh.

The countryman went to the supermarket and found that there was an excuse to sell ketchup on the shelf: "Why is human blood sold on bottles?" ? "The salesman told him," That's not blood, it's ketchup. " Country people understand that the city with ketchup is called blood.

When he walked out of the supermarket, the residents came to a building and saw a couple, the man and the woman, cursing, "You son of a bitch!" The curse of men and women: "you idiot!" " Country people can understand A, city people call M a son of a bitch, and women call M a fool.

The countryman was about to cross the road when he found a car accident in the middle of the road. A man riding a motorcycle hit a woman, and a lot of blood flowed from her thigh. So a countryman called the police and said on the phone, "Hello, police. There was an accident. A son of a bitch hit a fool. The fool left a lot of ketchup on his pig. "

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