Jokes are human nature.

Joke routine, in real life, many people will send some jokes about this routine when chatting with friends or relatives, because it can also increase each other's feelings. Let's share the jokes with you.

Joker 1 1, it's easy to hide in the open, but hard to prevent in the dark.

If one day I become a hooligan, I will be the first to strengthen you.

3, mistake the routine for deep feelings and scars, the world laughs at me for being naive and I laugh at the world for being smart.

The directors sitting in the office building wearing suits and ties have too deep routines, and they are all mixed up.

5, the ending is so unexpected, and the routine is too deep.

6. I have been much more energetic since I got mental illness.

7, you don't always pretend in front of me, don't wait until I can't stand it before I really fuck you.

I can't get married. The routine is too deep. Suddenly want to fall in love according to the coach's routine.

9. When will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.

10, we are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend.

1 1. If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

12, there are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

13, this world routine is too deep for me.

14, enough is enough, formal attire.

15, the experience is still shallow and the routine is too deep. Before you have enough qualifications, everything can only be said by strength!

16, you were born great, but you were wronged to live.

17, I said I would accompany you all my life. Don't worry, even if I die, I will accompany you.

18, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

19, this world is too deep, and there are bad people outside.

20. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2 1, this FMVP battle is finally coming to an end. It turns out that the first few games are foreplay, and the routine is too deep!

22, I really want to personally control your grandfather's crying: Dad!

23. Sincerity is always unpopular, but the routine is sultry.

24. The routine in your city is too deep. I want to go back to the countryside!

25. The routine is too deep. How can I trust you? Not much to say. I'd better not see you after graduation. There's no need to lie to me. I prefer real villains to hypocrites.

26. Nowadays, women are not afraid that men are strong, but they are afraid that men are not strong.

27. This world is too deep for me to understand.

28. I am congenitally deficient, and I am not diligent the day after tomorrow. I can't learn the routine of falling in love.

29, absolutely to feed mosquitoes, not to see the fountain. The city routine is too deep and I want to go back to the countryside.

30. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

3 1, ICBC's welfare is beyond words. After the Dragon Boat Festival, it is followed by the weekend. Routine too deep ...

32. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, collapse at noon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

33, the routine is too deep, the integrity is a problem, and it is said to be famous, so I can't directly say it.

34. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

35. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

36. You can't stay deep since ancient times, but you always win the hearts of the people.

37. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

38. What's the difference between a life without indulging in learning and salted fish? But ... micro-classics are too deep.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell a human smell.

40, for 200 million, everyone is playing Xiao Ming, the routine is too deep, all kinds of unexpected, distressed Xiao Ming for a minute.

Clown 2 1, if you treat me as a friend ... I'm sorry, I think we are more suitable for lovers.

2. Tell him quietly. Let me show you something, and then! Look, look, look. Compare your heart! hhhhhhh

When do you want to get married? I don't know. I didn't think about it. Let me know when you think about it. I will marry you.

4. Do you want to have a dog? What dog? The single kind.

Sometimes I really envy you and be liked by a handsome guy like me.

6. If I get fat, do you still love me? Do you know what important means? What do you mean? The important thing is: no matter how heavy you are, I want it.

Maybe we should kiss to ease the awkward atmosphere between us.

8. Have you gained weight again recently? No. Why do you say that? Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

9. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting?

10, do you know what the happiest number is? 5 why? Because, 520

1 1, wow, your eyes are really beautiful. Really? But not as good as mine, because all my eyes are on you.

12, I want you to have me in your heart during the day and I want you to have me at night.

13, I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but after meeting you, I decided not to go.

14. Every time I meet you, I pretend not to see it, but I look at it out of the corner of my eye a thousand times.

15, do you want to make your parents happy? Yes ~ Take me home if you like.

16, there is no future, as long as you go to Hoh Xil with me to see the sea.

17, I am angry, I am jealous, but I never want to leave you.

18, can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

19, how many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? 1 Well, I love you too.

20. Let's make friends. Why? Because we are going to fall in love ~

2 1, you must be nearsighted, right? Why do you say that you are not nearsighted? Why can't you see that I like you ~

22. Before I met you, I had many demands for the future. What requirements? After meeting you, I just need to ask you.

Do you know why I am taller than you? No, because the sky is falling, I will help you fight it.

Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

Second, the soil is used to dig, and the pit is used to bury you.

God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

Fourth, the only advantage of fat people is that they can take the co-pilot when there are many people.

Fifth, the perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!

6. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.

Chat with me, I am not responsible for talking about feelings.

Eight, sisters walk together all their lives, and whoever betrays first is a dog!

I am not the Mona Lisa, so there is no need to smile at anyone.

Ten, compulsory courses skip classes, elective courses will also skip classes.

If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

Twelve, don't dawdle, be careful that the days will mix you up.

Thirteen. "What is the widest in the world?" "The scope of the exam."

Fourteen, every time I get a new book, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

Fifteen, your father is in the army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

I don't know what's good about you, but I just want to see you wash it.

Seventeen, many people eat by face, I am not, I rely on mouth.

Eighteen, I am lying on the book. It doesn't matter whether I learn or not. The key is to have a posture.

Nineteen, when I miss you, you are in my heart. When I forget you, you will be forgotten!

Twenty, the alarm clock rang and awakened my heavy shell. The absence of the alarm clock could not awaken my sleeping heart.

21. Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. You guys, diligence equals zero, wisdom equals zero, and together, it equals zero.

Twenty-two, the nature of the exam is the same as that of the third grade, aiming at destroying family harmony.

How lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.

For Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school that reduced you to my school?

I know you are all learning to drive, and now I dare not cross the road.

Sometimes I shouldn't challenge my patience, because I am a hothead.

Teacher, there are no beautiful women in our class. How can I have the motivation to come to school?