What jokes can calm you down when you are angry?

Once, the teacher said to everyone, "1+ 1=? Go home and think about it. "

When he got home, Xiao Ming asked his mother, who cooked this dish and said, "Six eggs are delicious."

Xiao Ming asked the neighbor who was cursing, "mental derangement!" " "

Xiao Ming asked his cousin, who read the book and said, "I think this is a garbage problem!" " "

Xiao Ming asked his father, who looked at the horse race and said, "Hurry up! Hurry up! "

Xiao Ming asked his younger brother, who said, "I don't know!" " "

Xiao Ming asked his sister, whose score was 100, and said, "Great!"

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiaoming said, "Six eggs are delicious."

The teacher said, "What!" Xiao Ming said, "Crazy!"

The teacher said, "You are terrible!" Xiao Ming said: "I think this is a garbage problem!" " "

The teacher said, "Go and see the headmaster for me!" " "Xiao Ming said," hurry up! Hurry up! "

The headmaster said, "Why did you do this?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know!" "

The headmaster said, "then don't go to school!" " Xiao Ming said, "Great!"

2。

Saying a county magistrate with a strong accent in Hunan went to the village to make a report:

"Rabbit meat, shrimp and pig tail, don't pickle, pickles are too expensive."

Attention, comrades and villagers. Stop talking and have a meeting now.

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles."

(Translation: I now invite the township head to speak.)

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk."

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl.

"No pickles, I'll lick a shit for you."

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

3。

After half a day's homework, I turned on the radio. A gentle voice came out: "If the skin color is pink, the fluff on your face."

Soft, then it means health ... "I can't help but touch my face, look in the mirror, and then."

Smile and look healthy and lovely. At this moment, I heard the announcer say, "All right, listeners, this time our lecture on pig raising is here."