Homophonic ancient poetry jokes two-part allegorical sayings

Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)

Selling steamed buns in Zhao Kuangyin-personal expedition (steaming)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).

Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)

Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)

Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)

Ghost Conflict (Fried), Master Huang Cheng's Bean

Dai Xiao, the duke-running in vain (robe)

Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)

Open the drawer of the drugstore and look for pills.

There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)

Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)

Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)

Rumbling in the grass mud pond-laughing (fermenting)

A straw hat is a gong-I can't think of it (loud)

Grass Beach Fire-Kindness (Green)

Buckwheat shells are mashed-they are not sticky (sticky)

Vitex negundo L.

Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials

Little trees have little shade-they can't take care of them.

The tree has fallen-there is no shadow (shadow)

Bacon soup-needless to say (salt)

There is too much salt and salt-although it is idle (salty)

Tofu cooked with kimchi-the word (salt) comes first.

Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)

Pickles dipped in soy sauce-too strict (salty)

The crooked monk confessed-something happened (neck)

Light the noodles-it's impossible to cook a meal.

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Father-Lao Su (Su)

Military adviser-useless place (Wu)

The 12356-nothing (4)

1234567- Wang (forgot) 8,

Two lines popped up in the bucket-Si (Si) was wrong.

Plunge into the charcoal pile-on top of the mould (coal)

Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

Be a widow for life-an old hand (guardian),

Bag in the air-pretend to be crazy. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old lady went to the henhouse.-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hit Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half cotton.-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man holding an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

The toilet is still stone, which caused public anger. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

A scholar lost his towel bag. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

The blunt knife broke the bamboo. (it won't ring).

Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-how dare you. What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Lights and drums.-I don't want to (Silence).

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt shop-doing nothing. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god was moved.-awesome. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogance. There is no one in the Woods.

The tortoise solved the problem-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

What a girl to marry the Zheng family-just right. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

Hardcover maotai-jiu. (Good wine)

Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

The blind carry the blind-it's harder to get busy. (blind and blind).

Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed-Zhen Hong. I am red.

Get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end).

Walking in the watermelon field-both sides meet the source. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes for new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one.

Beans at the bottom of the bowl-lifelike. (the grain enters the eye).

Sell cloth without a ruler-it's a bad intention. (deliberate accident).

A poor carpenter opens a shop-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

A lamp without oil is a waste of the soul. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

Stick to Huang Lian —— Suffering year after year. (sticky)

Complete works of homophonic ancient poems

Complete works of homophonic ancient poems

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Don

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, the east wind is blowing and a hundred flowers are blooming.

Spring silkworms are tired to death, and every night candles cry the wick away.

In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song.

There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .

2. Yang Liuzhi

Tang Wen Ting Yun

Light a deep candle at the bottom of the well (tell me), * * * Lang Changxing Mo Weiqi (against the schedule).

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

3. Bamboo branches

Yuxi Liu Tang

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the road is sunny but sunny (feeling).

4. "Send Yuan Ershi Anxi"

Don

Weicheng is rainy and dusty, and the guest house is green (left).

I advise you to have a glass of wine. There is no reason not to go out.

5. Yellow Crane Tower-Meng Haoran's farewell on his way to Yangzhou

Tang Libai

Old friends frequently waved to me, bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower, and traveled to Yangzhou in this beautiful spring filled with catkins and flowers.

The solitary sail is far away from the blue sky, only the Yangtze River flows (stays).

6. Xie Gongting

Tang Libai

Where Xie Ting left, the scenery was full of sadness.

The guests are scattered in the blue sky and the moon, and the mountains are clear (staying).

7. Zhulou

Don

I sat alone in a lonely (sad) place, playing the pipa and humming a song.

It's too light for anyone to hear, except my partner, Mingyue.

8. An autumn night in the mountains

Don

After the rain, standing in the autumn evening (worry).

Moonlight in the pine forest and crystal stone in the stream (left).

The bamboo forest is sonorous, the washerwoman returns, and the lotus leaves are swaying to get on the canoe.

Spring spring might as well give it a rest, and the autumn sun can stay on the hills for a long time.

9. Travel Bank

Tang Libai

Lanling wine tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light.

But make the host intoxicated, I don't know where (think) in a foreign land.

Weicheng District 10

Don

Weicheng is rainy and dusty, and the guest house is green (left).

Sincerely advise friends to drink a glass of wine, and it is difficult to meet their loved ones when they go out to Yang Guan in the west.

1 1, "Send a friend to Shudu"

Tang Libai

It is said that the road from here to Shudu is rugged and difficult.

The cliff rises abruptly from the face of the human face, and the qi rises with the rise of the horse's head.

Fang Shu cage Qin Zhan, spring flow (stay) around Shucheng.

Your advance and retreat have been decided, and you won't be asked about the good Kun Pei.

12, "Singing Willow"

Tang He Zhang Zhi

Jasper makeup trees are tall, and green silk (silk) tapestries hang down.

I don't know who cut the thin leaves. Spring breeze is like scissors.

13, Sighing with White Hair

Don Wei Wu Ying

It's still the fallen leaf, and I know nothing about it.

Silk (thinking) is difficult to separate at first, but flowers are tangled.

People on the job tend to go downhill. I'm still young.

14, drinking two songs of rain on Lake Chuqing (part one)

Song sushi

The water is sunny (sentimental), and the mountains are rainy.

If there are more dead beauties in the West Lake, C+ is so appropriate.

15, autumn serenade

Don

The first autumn (sorrow) in Guipo was slightly exposed, and Luo was thin and did not change his clothes.

The long night is full of affectionate silver, guarding the empty room with fear and jealousy, and can't bear to sleep.

Zhong Nanshan 16

Don

Its huge height is close to the city of heaven, from the mountain to the corner of the sea.

The white clouds merged behind, and the blue mist melted into the mountains and disappeared.

A central peak separates the wilderness, rain or shine (love) Many valleys are different.

Want to find a house to live in the mountains, is it convenient for the water guide to ask the woodcutter?

17, climb Yueyang Tower

Don du fu

I heard that Dongting Lake is magnificent before, but today's wish has finally reached Yueyang Tower.

The vast lake tore Wu Chu apart, as if the sun, moon and stars were floating in the water.

There is no news from my friends or relatives. I am old and sick, drifting in a boat.

There are wars and mountains to the north of this wall, and how can I not cry by this railing? (left).

18, sunset

Don du fu

Cattle and sheep have already returned from the fields, and every family is closed.

This is a romantic night, and Jiangshan is not his hometown.

The stone spring flows (stays) on the dark wall, and the grass dew drops the roots (worries) of autumn.

Under the background of gray hair and bright lights, why did Butler rice splash the spark of good news?

19, autumn night

Dondum

Silver candle (tell) autumn (worry) light cold painting screen, light Luo small fan flapping fireflies.

The stone steps at night are as cold as cold water, sitting and staring at the cowherd and the weaver girl.

20. Buddhist retreat after the broken mountain temple

Tang changjian

On a pure morning, near the ancient temple, the early sunshine points to the treetops.

A winding path leads to a secluded place with branches and flowers, leading to a Buddhist retreat.

Here, birds live in the mountain light, and people's hearts feel quiet in the pond.

A thousand voices were quiet, but the bell rang.

2 1, a note for friends in the north on a rainy night

Don

When you ask about the return date, it's hard to say, evening rain, Manqiuchi.

When * * * cut the candle at the west window (told), it was yellow and rainy.

22. Looking at the moon, thinking of a distant one.

Don Zhang Jiuling

The moon, at this time is at sea, over the end of the world.

People who love hate long nights and sleepless nights and miss their loved ones.

Put out the candles, although I put on my coat, the weather is still not warm.

You can't have beautiful moonlight, just want to meet you in your dreams.

23.grass

Tang Bai Juyi

The long grass is so lush that the withered grass will thicken the color of the grass every autumn and winter.

Wildfire never completely devoured them. They have grown taller in the spring breeze.

Sweet they are pressed on the ancient highway, and the sunshine (green) meets the barren city.

I once again sent my bosom friend, and the thick grass represented my deep affection.

24. "Plug"

Don Wang Zhihuan

The Yellow River is getting farther and farther away, because it flows in the middle of the Yellow River, and Yumenguan is located on a lonely mountain.

Why should a strong brother complain about Liu (staying)? The spring breeze does not pass through Yumen Pass.

Ancient poems suitable for confession

An ancient poem suitable for confession: 1. Zhang Jiuling: I miss you like a full moon, and it decreases every night.

2. Zhang Jiuling: The moon is at sea now, and the horizon is * * * at this time. People who love hate long nights and sleepless nights and miss their loved ones.

Zhang Ji: I still have tears in my eyes. I hate not meeting and not getting married.

4. Wen: linglong dice An Monkey Head, do you know how much you missed?

A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it. Li Shangyin's Jinse

6. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was there, and the lights were dim. Xin Qiji's Qingyun Case * Yuanxi

7. tenderness is like water, and the ceremony is like a dream. If two people have a long relationship, they won't go to court. Qinguanque bridge

8. When those red berries come in spring, they blush on your southern branches. May you bear more pain as a symbol of our love. Wang Wei's Acacia

9. Flowers can be folded straight, don't wait until there are no flowers! Don Du Qiuniang's The Lich

10. A stick of incense and a stick of incense are heartbroken in vain. Li Bai's Qing Ping Diao Er

1 1. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq. Song; Liu Yong's "Fengqitong"

12. The past is empty and still like a dream. Li Yu's "Midnight Song * How Can I Avoid the Sorrow of Life" knows what I mean, and I feel sorry for you. I have to ask for it! Li Yu's The Golden Sparrow

13. The willow shoots are on the moon, and people are about after dusk. Zhu's Hawthorn meets each other, but it seems heartless. When Sima Guang's Xijiang Moon was poor, there was only endless acacia. Spring In Jade Pavilion；Song of Youth

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What do you see

Author: Yuan Mei

Original text:

Cowboys ride on the backs of oxen, and songs echo in the forest.

Suddenly want to catch the song of the tree, immediately stop singing and stand by the tree silently.

Precautions:

1, shepherd boy: refers to a child who is herding cattle.

2. Vibration: oscillation. Explain that the shepherd boy's song is loud and clear.

3. Lin Yue: refers to the shade beside the road.

4, desire: want.

5. Grab: Grab.

6. Ming: Call.

Poetic:

The shepherd boy rode on the back of the cow,

Loud songs echoed in the forest.

Suddenly want to catch the cicada singing in the tree,

Stop singing at once,

Stand quietly under the tree.

Appreciate:

In the vagina of the wild forest, a little shepherd boy slowly rides on the back of a cow. I don't know what to be happy about. He sang all the way, crisp and loud, and the whole tree was shocked by him. Suddenly, the song stopped, and the little shepherd boy's back straightened, his mouth closed and his eyes were fixed on the high treetops. Cicada, cicada, cicada in the tree, singing proudly. It is it that attracts the little shepherd boy. He really wants to catch cicada! This scene was seen by the poet and written into the poem. The poet first wrote about the dynamics of the little shepherd boy, and Gao sitting bull's style of singing loudly on his back was so loose and presumptuous; After writing the little shepherd boy's static state, how intently he held his breath and looked at the cicada! This change from dynamic to static is both sudden and natural, vividly depicting the innocent and busy image of the little shepherd boy. As for the next step, how the little shepherd boy catches cicadas or not, the poet hasn't written it yet, leaving it to readers to experience, daydream and think.