What humorous jokes can make your girlfriend happy?

●Mom told Pippi to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowd several times!" Pippi said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen!"●Dad gave My daughter talked about how she often went hungry as a child. After listening to this, her eyes filled with tears and she asked with great sympathy: "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had no food?" ●Tongtong asked her mother: " Why do you call Mr. Jiang ‘ancestor’?” Mom said: “Because ‘ancestor’ is a name for dead people.” Tongtong said, “Should the deceased grandmothers be called ‘fresh milk’?” Mom often tells Xiaomei: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt, otherwise, the little boy will see the little underwear underneath!" One day, Xiaomei happily said to her mother: "Mom, Xiao Ming and I have a swing competition today. Swing, I won!" Mom said angrily: "Didn't I tell you not to swing when wearing a skirt?" Xiaomei said proudly: "But I'm so smart! This way he can’t see my underwear!” ●My daughter was very curious about the belly button, so she asked her father. He briefly explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother’s body. He said that after the baby leaves the mother’s body, the doctor removes the umbilical cord. It was cut and tied with a knot, which later became the navel. The daughter said: "Then why didn't the doctor tie a bow?" Father: "Pierre, you don't have to go to school today. Your mother gave you two little brothers last night. Just tell the teacher." Pierre Er: "Dad, I just said I gave birth to one. I want to save the other one for next week when I don't want to go to school." ●Dad Buck was sitting on a bench in the park and resting. There was a child standing next to him for a long time. Buck was very surprised when he refused to leave, so he asked: "Little angel, why are you always standing here?" The child said: "This bench has just been painted. I want to see what you look like when you stand up." ●There is My classmates always use other people's toilet paper when they go to the toilet and never buy it themselves. Once, when he was seen taking paper, they said angrily: "Why do you always use other people's toilet paper? Don't you know how to buy it yourself?" He said: "Why are you so stingy? Isn't it just a little toilet paper? I'll pay it back after I use it. That’s it!” Mom: “Pierre, do you want to eat a cookie?” Pierre didn’t respond. Mom asked again: "Pierre, do you want to eat a cookie?" Pierre said: "Yes, Mom." Mom said: "Why do I have to ask you twice?" Pierre: " Because I want to eat two pieces. "●In my graduation year, I went out for fun and asked local classmates to help me book a hotel before arriving at my destination. After we arrived, we called him and asked him which hotel it was, and he said: "Baixia Hotel." We asked again: "Which BAI is it?" He said: "It's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple." I was in kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: "Who knows how many countries there are in the world?" Xiao Mao said: "I know!" The teacher said: "Then tell me what countries there are." Xiao Mao said: "There are two The country is China and foreign countries!”●The boy was having dinner at his aunt’s house, and his aunt made fish for him to eat. While eating, the child said: "This fish is so delicious. It would be even better if there were no thorns!" ●In the kindergarten, there was a little boy building blocks, but he always failed. A little girl next to him said kindly: " Let me help you." After hearing this, the little boy turned his head with disdain and said, "Go! Women don't have to deal with men's affairs"...