A white lie or joke.

A joke about a white lie

A joke about a white lie

In high school Chinese class, the teacher told ten famous people in China that a mother needed a kidney transplant, and his son told a white lie and donated his kidney to his mother.

then I asked my deskmate? What lie did you say he told?

did the goods answer calmly? Mom, I have three kidneys! ? At that time, I laughed and was invited out.

joke 2 about white lies

one day, Xiao chengcheng and his parents were sitting on the sofa watching TV?

　? Dad, dad, is it true that children's noses will grow when they lie on TV? Xiao Chengcheng cocked his head and asked his father sitting next to him

? Of course it's true, so Chengcheng can't lie, or his nose will grow? . Dad touched Xiao Chengcheng's head and answered.

　? That father always tells his mother that her mother is the most beautiful woman that her father has ever seen. Why doesn't her nose grow?

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joke 3 about white lies

the father took his 4-year-old son to the zoo to see monkeys, and told him about human development by the way. After listening, the son asked. So, people are monkeys? Father:? Sure. ? Son:? Dad, which zoo were you from?

Jokes about White Lies IV

When Xiao Zhi was in middle school, xu teacher, who taught them the thought class, was ugly and had a Tangshan accent. His respect and accent often became the jokes of naughty boys when they talked privately. Not only that, they also gave xu teacher a nickname: CBG? Ugly Chinese phonetic prefix.

In fact, xu teacher is also aware of the nicknames given to him by his classmates, but he keeps a straight face, showing his extraordinary self-restraint.

On this day, Xiao Zhi had a thought class in his class. Xu teacher talked a lot about being honest, kind and not lying. Then he suddenly asked: Students, generally speaking, lying is shameful and sometimes terrible, but some people say it exists? White lies? Who can give an example of this?

Just as everyone bowed their heads and pondered, Xiao Zhi's deskmate Dabao took the lead in raising his hand high.

　? Or Dabao's quick thinking, please tell me. ? Xu teacher pointed to Dabao and cried, he just likes to raise his hand to answer questions first.

after Dabao stood up, he cleared his throat and said: Xu teacher! You are so handsome! ?

as soon as his voice fell, the classroom burst into laughter.

xu teacher was also amused. He said with emotion and humor. I accidentally bumped into the gun myself. The students thought: If xu teacher is really handsome, will there be ugliness in the world? ! Dabao, this sentence? White lies? It's really up to the international level! ? ;