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Some people started out as a joke, but later they became myths.

They are all one in a million. If you are lucky enough, you will meet them. Their characteristic is that they have been working hard, their dreams sound unrealistic, their lives are worse than yours, and no one knows whether they can succeed in this life. There is also the most crucial one-they have been criticized, but they have not wavered.

At that time, they were far behind others.

Not everyone is lucky enough to meet them, because they may account for less than one thousandth of all mankind, or even one thousandth. Because of this, anyone who meets them will think that there is something wrong with their brain before they succeed. In fact, it is a compliment to say that they have mental illness, because their number is even less than that of mental patients.

Yu has been admitted to the university for three consecutive years. He doesn't do farm work or work to make money. Everyone in the village laughed at him, and most importantly, he didn't know whether he could pass the third test.

That year, Degang Guo was so hungry that he changed two steamed buns with a BB machine.

When Han Han went to the office to go through the formalities of dropping out of school, the teachers asked him, what will you do for a living after you stop studying? The young Han Han said naively, it depends on my manuscript fee. The teachers all laughed.

Ma Yun went to KFC to apply, but he was unsuccessful. Ma Yun told the big bosses what e-commerce was, and the big bosses came to a conclusion that it was a liar.

Nicholas Tse 15 years old, his parents divorced. He went to Japan to study music alone, and only had a guitar. Sometimes he comes home late after studying at night and sleeps in the street with his guitar.

When Iverson, who is only 1 m 83, walked into the professional basketball court for the first time, those people told him that your ultimate goal is to average 18 points and 5 assists, because you are too short to dominate here forever.

In Beijing, when Zhang Guoli took Deng Jie to sleep in the basement, both of them felt that it was a great happiness to have a companion in Beipiao.

Yu Hua published his novels in various magazines all over the country, and then received rejection letters from all over the country. But he didn't give up, continued to write letters, continued to vote, and then received rejection letters from all over the country.

The emaciated Schwarzenegger lived a dark life in the slums.

Someone said to young Jonathan Lee: You are so ugly and have no talent, how can you sing?

Jeremy Lin wandered around the NBA and was swept out of the house by several clubs in succession.

When Cui Yongyuan hosted the program for the first time, after a while, a voice came from behind. Who is this grandson?

Since Wu Zongxian gave him a job, Jay Chou finally didn't have to go to the restaurant to wash dishes, so he wrote some songs, but no singer could sing his broken songs.

Liu Chuanzhi started a company with 200,000 yuan. I was cheated as soon as I came up140 thousand, and I couldn't sleep all night.

Singaporean Adu's life at the construction site is not much better.

Shunji Iwai's girlfriend asked him, how much money do you have? Shunji Iwai said I had no money, so he was dumped.

Zong, 42, found that there was a huge market for making children's nutrient solution, but his relatives and friends advised him not to do it. Making a fortune by selling that thing is simply a pipe dream. Zong Houqing wept bitterly. Can you understand the mood of a middle-aged man in his forties facing the last chance in life? Before long, he named his nutrient solution Wahaha.

One day, a Rolls-Royce car pulled into the car wash, and a young car cleaner was very happy to touch the steering wheel below. The guest found out, and the guest slapped him and told him that you can't afford this kind of car in your life. Later, the car cleaner bought six Rolls Royce cars. The name of the car cleaner is Chow Yun Fat.

Ang Lee didn't have a job for six years after graduation, and he relied on his wife to support him. Ang Lee once wanted to give up movies and signed up for a computer class to learn some skills to help his family. When his wife found out, she told him directly that Ang Lee was not the only computer in the world. You should do what only you can do. Later, Ang Lee made some films that only he could make in the world.