Funny quotations from journey to the west

1. It is said that if you fart, don't say anything. Please speak after the beep, beep ~ ~ ~ ~

Wukong, you are naughty again. No, I'm a master. Some time ago, it was quite fierce on the non-point *. You are naturally fond of running around, aren't you isolated? Hey, master, I stopped by Guangzhou to watch the Canton Fair because I went to Guanyin's sister to play mahjong. As a result, I was isolated and observed at home. I am very depressed. How about we invite Bajie and Lao Sha to sing karaoke after I remove the isolation?

2, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please speak after the beep ~ ~ ~ ~

Supreme treasure, I sent you so many short messages, but I haven't heard from you. Fortunately, I still miss the scene where you came to marry me with colorful auspicious clouds all day, hum! But I still like your personality. By the way, I want to go to the non-point epidemic area with your brother Tathagata to save all beings. I want to know, if I get a bad point, will you still kiss me like before?

3, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please say ~ ~ ~ after the beep.

Monkey, Bajie, can you please change this disgusting message? I called you n times, and the damn answering machine was talking. Broadband has been installed at home recently. Come and watch the yellow website with me if you have nothing to do. Speed is absolutely enjoyable. In addition, my QQ number has also changed, and the new number is -3838338. In addition, I also changed my screen name to bridal chamber flower pig. I am usually online 24 hours a day. Talk to me online.

4, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please say ~ ~ ~ ~ after the beep.

Brother, I'm Sha Laosan. Hey, I've been busy recently, so I haven't contacted you. You know, Bai and I set up a moving freight company, which is also engaged in cleaning and cleaning. Some time ago, it was not popular. Our company is busy disinfecting people everywhere. We were so tired that we hardly vomited blood, but we also earned a ticket. You can come and get the 30 thousand yuan you borrowed at any time. Then call the master and the second brother, and we will go to the sauna together. My treat.

5, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please say ~ ~ ~ ~ after the beep.

Dead monkey, smelly monkey, you are really a big * * *, for such a long time, why didn't you call me? I'm all right now. God gave me Bai Jingjing's beautiful face and charming figure, so there is no shortage of men around me, but in my heart, I just want to hear you still call me Jingjing!

6, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please say ~ ~ ~ ~ after the beep.

The Monkey King, remember me? I am your former Britney Spears, and now the awesome person and sister-in-law are like iron fans! Last time, you paid the sponsorship fee for your nephew Hong Haier and went to Guanyin College for further study. Our family is very touched. Thank you. I have no problem with Lao Niu now, and Lao Niu has many rules now. She doesn't go out to flirt, but squats at home and surf the Internet every day. Ok, come to our house for dinner another day, and I'll cook your favorite dish-roast chicken wings!

7, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please say ~ ~ ~ ~ after the beep.

TNND's dead Hericium erinaceus, you keep saying, brother, the so-called PLMM you introduced me to on QQ last time, I finally had a lot of trouble on QQ to get her to agree to meet. As a result, I was scared out of my mind as soon as I met you. What do you think is the motivation for my old cow's reputation to be frightened out of my wits by dinosaurs? By the way, if my yellow-faced woman asks about me, be sure to help me out!

8, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please say ~ ~ ~ ~ after the beep.

Monkey, when will you pay back the three knives you owe me? Ha ha! I'm kidding. I pull grapes. By the way, now that you've been promoted, should I let you fight Buddha or the Monkey King, or Supreme Treasure? I don't think it matters. The most important thing is our feelings. I have changed my profession now, and I don't want to be a robber. Now everyone calls me bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi.

9, have something to say, fart, don't complain, please say ~ ~ ~ after the beep.

Fighting Buddha, your Guanyin sister and I take the world as our responsibility. After many searches, we finally found it.

Sorry, your phone message is full, and the recording is no longer for you. Thank you!

10, the Monkey King: Master, it's cold in the sky. Wear more clothes when flying.

1 1, Fox: You are so young, you must be 250 years old.

The Monkey King: I am 250, I am 250! (It seems so)

12, your hands are really heavy (I can't remember this sentence)

13, the Monkey King: He said I'm not human.

14, Big Brother, Big Brother, Second Brother and Bai have all been taken away by goblins!

The Monkey King made a scene in the Heavenly Palace, hitting the Lingxiao Hall in one breath, hitting the Nine Obsidian Stars behind closed doors, and the four heavenly kings became invisible. Frightened, the Jade Emperor repeatedly shouted, "Go and ask the Tathagata Buddha to surrender the demon monkey!" " "This should be the first business outsourced to Indians in history. In addition, Tang Yan and his team are also the first Datang Express Company in India to support door-to-door delivery.

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