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Concise philosophical classical Chinese
Zheng people want to buy shoes, first measure their feet and let them sit down. Go to town and forget to fuck it. Fulfilling his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist!" " "Go back and get it. When you come back, the city is on strike, so you can't walk. People say, "Why not try? Yue: "I would rather be reliable than confident." . "
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Zheng, the name of a small country in the Spring and Autumn Period, was in Xinzheng County, Henan Province.
Footwear-silver road, leather shoes, all shoes.
Degree-sound capture, reflection, used here as a verb, that is, the meaning of calculation and measurement. The word "du" at the back, used as a noun, is a ruler.
One-synonymous with classical Chinese, here refers to the measured size.
Sit-the same seat is a seat, referring to chairs, stools and other furniture.
Fuck.-Take it, take it.
Just-just, the end, here refers to the market has been dissolved.
Nihility-nothingness, nothing, here is the meaning of can't, can't.
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This Zheng Guoren made a dogmatic mistake. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, and not only makes a big joke, but also can't buy shoes. In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the feet, not the feet. It may not happen. But there are such people. Some people, speaking, doing things and thinking, only start from books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the notebook, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the notebook but actually exists. In this kind of person's view, only what is recorded in the notebook is the truth, and what is not recorded is not the truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.
Carve a mark on the side of the moving ship to show where someone's sword fell ―― take measures regardless of the change of environment.
There was a man crossing a river in Chu, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword. You won't be confused if you ask for a sword!
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Trekking means crossing the river.
A sentence with an abrupt voice, sharp and immediate, indicates that time is pressing.
An air sound, a verb, carved with a knife.
Confused-sound or confused, here is confused, do not understand the meaning of things.
Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals-This is the name of an ancient book, co-edited by the guests of Lv Buwei, the prime minister of Qin State. The content of the book is quite miscellaneous, including Confucianism, Taoism and other theories. * * * is divided into eight chapters, six chapters and twelve chapters.
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This story tells us that things in the world are always changing, and people should take this change into account when thinking about problems and doing things, and adapt to this change.
2. Help to sort out some philosophical classical Chinese, if you do more injustice, you will die.
Carnivores are contemptuous and have no long-term plans. One thing is why it can be worse.
-"Zuo Zhuan" is true and never humiliated. It's never too late to see a rabbit love a dog; It is never too late to mend.
Taishan does not let the soil, so it can become big; Rivers and seas do not choose small streams, so they can be deep. -"National Policy" is short in length, long in length, short in content and unclear in wisdom.
-There is a song in the middle of "Songs of the South", which begins with the people of Bali, and there are thousands of people in Qian Qian who make peace; ..... Now it's Chun Xue, and there are only dozens of people seeking peace in the country. ..... is that its music is high and its harmony is small.
-"Song Yuwen Chu Wang" is devoted to thinking and compensation. "Biography of Yan Guan" This bird has flown high without flying; If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster.
"Funny Biography" is bustling all over the world, all for profit; The world is bustling for profit. "The Biography of Huo Zhi" is a tiny fraction, but a thousand miles away.
Preface to Taishi Gongxu-Sima Qian's historical records above are mortal, and his death is heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. -Sima Qian's "Reporting Ren Anshu" said that the so-called moment cannot be done, and it is still like a person.
You can't draw a tiger, but a dog is also a man. -Ma Yuan's Book of Yan Dun's Commandments to Brothers and Children looks up at the vastness of the universe and overlooks the prosperity of the category. Therefore, to enjoy audio-visual entertainment, I believe coke is enough.
-Wang Xizhi's Preface to Lanting Collection: A gentleman is poor, but a master knows his destiny. It is better to be old and strong than to know the heart of a bald head.
Poverty is strong, not falling into the sky. The shadow of the idle cloud pool is long, and things change for a few years.
Where is the emperor in the pavilion today? The Yangtze River flows freely outside the sill. -Wang Bo's "Teng Xu" is not Yao and Shun, who can do the best.
-Li Bai's "Jingzhou with Han Shu" everything goes backwards. Time flies, and a hundred generations have passed.
-Li Bai's "Preface to the Spring Banquet Peach and Plum Garden" is not blocked, not only will it not work. -Han Yu "The Original Road" There are Bole in the world, and then there are swift horses.
A thousand miles away, there are not many boles. -Han Yu's "Ma Shuo" is good at diligence and not good at playing; What I did was thought, but it was destroyed.
Immerse yourself in it and show elegance. -Han Yu's "Learning Solution" Everything is unfair.
-Han Yu's Preface to Send Meng Dongye loves too much and worries too much. Although you love it, it is actually harmful.
Although I am worried, I really hate it. -Liu Zongyuan's biography of planting trees and camels is not about wine, but about mountains and rivers.
The joy of mountains and rivers is the wine of the heart. -Ouyang Xiu's "Drunk Pavilion Preface" is ruthless and sometimes falls.
People are animals, but things are spirits. Worry is the heart, and everything is shaped.
If something is moving, it must be shaken. And the situation is beyond his ability, worrying about his wisdom.
-Ouyang Xiu's "Autumn Sound Fu" Taishan collapsed in front and the color remained the same, and the elk flourished on the left without blinking. -Su Xun's "mind" is inevitable and reasonable.
Only quiet people in the world can see the details. Everyone knows that the moon is dazzling and the wind is blowing, and the foundation is moist and silent.
..... and sages don't know, why? Likes and dislikes are chaotic, but the interests are taken away from it. People who are unfriendly to everything are rarely great traitors.
-Su Xun's "Traitor Discrimination" lamented the moment of my life and envied the infinity of the Yangtze River. Between heaven and earth, everything has its owner.
If it's not mine, it's a dime. However, the wind in the river and the bright moon in the mountains are beautiful when they meet. They are inexhaustible hiding places for the creator and suitable places for me and my son.
-Su Shi's "Former Red Cliff Fu" I heard Shen say that man will conquer nature and nature will conquer man. Pine and cypress are born in the mountains. Trapped in wormwood, trapped in cattle and sheep. However, in the end, those who remain at the age of four and have not changed will be identified.
-Su Shi's "San Tang Huai Ming" is close to many tourists, while the risks are far away and there are few people. The transcendent world outlook is often to stay away from danger, but people are rare, where there is a will, there is a way.
-Wang Anshi's "You Bao Chan" A kiss from heaven and a kiss from virtue. What is the spirit of ghosts and gods, because people have spirit.
Stone, grain and grass; Turtles, bones, and other things. People's spirit is in things, why not listen to things?
There was nothing in the past, and it is no exaggeration to have it today; Everything in the past is not lacking today. So, one day and one night, flowers bloom and fade.
Spring and autumn, the old things are new. Under the torrent, there must be a deep pool; Under the high mountains, there must be deep valleys.
-Liu Ji's "Sima Ji's main divination theory" wisdom can seek people, not heaven. -Fang Xiaoru's "Deep Thinking" Sorry, I found it by consulting the information.
I can't translate games either, sorry! I believe that "if you read a book a hundred times, you will recommend yourself."
There is an urgent need for five meaningful classical Chinese 1. Confucius said, "It is all right to learn from time to time." Is it not delightful to have friends coming from distant quarters? Isn't it a gentleman to be unhappy without knowing it? "Learning needs constant review to master.
It is a pleasure to learn knowledge and review on time. There are both learning methods and learning attitudes here.
Peng, this refers to like-minded people. It is such a delight to have friends coming so far.
Others don't understand, but I don't dislike it. This is the style of a gentleman. This is a matter of personal cultivation.
2. Confucius said, "Reviewing the past and learning the new can be a teacher." Review old knowledge (for politics) and you can gain new experiences or discoveries from it.
In this way, you can be a teacher. 3. Confucius said: "Learning without thinking is useless; It is dangerous to think without learning. "
(Politics) If you only study and refuse to think, you will be confused; If you just dream and refuse to study, you will have doubts. This paper expounds the dialectical relationship between learning and thinking, and also talks about learning methods.
4, Confucius said: "By, teach women to know! Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, but knowing. " Empty rain said, "Lutz, teach you to correctly understand the truth of things.
Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing. This is wisdom. "This paragraph is about the correct attitude towards things.
5. Zi Gong asked, "Why did Confucius call it' Wen'?" Confucius said, "I am quick and eager to learn, and I am not ashamed to ask questions. It is called' Wen'." (Gongye Chang) Zi Gong asked, "Why is Confucius called Wen?" Confucius said, "He is smart and eager to learn, and he is not ashamed to ask people who are not as good as himself.
So he used Wen as his posthumous title. "Answer the question of Yu Gong here, make use of this topic, and educate disciples to be diligent and curious.
6. Confucius said, "It is not good for me to learn without being silent, to learn without being tired, and to teach without being tired!" This is Confucius' self-report, which talks about the attitude and method of learning. We should keep what we have learned in mind silently and accumulate knowledge constantly.
"Never tire of learning" is about the spirit of learning, which is endless and never satisfied. "Teaching people tirelessly" means teaching students with attitude and enthusiasm.
Kong has been like this all his life, so he said, "What's wrong with me?" It can be seen that Confucius is confident. 7. Confucius said: "In a threesome, there must be a teacher; Choose good and follow it, but change it if it is not good. "
Confucius said, "When several people walk together, one of them will be my teacher. We should choose their advantages to learn and pay attention to correcting their shortcomings. "
What is said here is that as long as you ask for advice with an open mind, there are teachers everywhere. 8. Confucius said, "Knowing is not as good as being kind, and being kind is not as good as being happy."
(Yongye) Confucius said, "Those who know are not as good as those who love, and those who love are not as good as those who enjoy." This passage mainly talks about three levels of learning, and only those who enjoy it can really learn well.
9. The son is on the river, saying, "The deceased is like a husband, and he will not give up day and night." (Zi Han) Confucius stood by the river and sighed: "The lost time is like a river, flowing day and night."
But cherish precious time. 10, Confucius said, "I have never been without food for a day or sleep for a night. It's useless to think, it's better to learn. "
(Wei Linggong) Kong Yu said, "I used to eat all day and stay up all night thinking, but it didn't help. I might as well study. " There is also Zhu's book: the wind and smoke are clean, and the Tianshan Mountains are * * *.
Floating from the stream, anything. From Fuyang to Tonglu, Baili, Strange Mountains and Different Waters, chinese odyssey.
The water is blue, and thousands of feet bottoms out. You can swim with the fine stones and look directly at them.
If fierce wave is in a hurry, the arrow will fly faster. Sandwiched between mountains, cold trees grow and compete with each other. Strive for higher heights, Qianfeng.
Spring rock, crisp; Good birds sing, they rhyme. Cicadas are endless, and apes are endless.
People flying in the sky, watching the peaks rest; Those who manage world affairs are eager to forget. The horizontal branches are covered, and the day is still faint; The thin strips set each other off, and sometimes the sun shines.
All the dust and haze have cleared away, and the sky and the mountain peaks show the same clear color. Let the boat drift with the current, whether it is east or west.
From Fuyang to Tonglu, Baili Waterway, Qifeng Strange Water, chinese odyssey. Rivers are all green, and thousands of feet can be seen at the bottom.
Swimming fish and thin pebbles can be seen clearly. Rapidly flowing water is faster than flying arrows, and surging river waves are like galloping horses.
Cold-resistant evergreen trees grow on the high mountains between the two banks. The mountains rely on the terrain to strive for upward, one higher than the other.
Strive to point directly at the sky and form a thousand peaks. The spring water hits the stone and makes a crisp sound; Good birds sing in harmony with each other and weave beautiful melodies.
Cicadas can't finish singing, and apes can't finish singing. People whose careers are soaring will calm their passion for fame and fortune when they look at such a beautiful mountain peak; People who are busy planning and managing secular affairs all day will linger when they see such a beautiful valley.
Cross-sloping branches cover the sun, even during the day, it is as dark as dusk; Sparse branches cover each other, sometimes missing some light spots. Aileen said: There are many kinds of plants and flowers on the earth or on the land people like.
Tao Yuanming preferred chrysanthemums in the Eastern Jin Dynasty; Since Li and Tang, people all over the world have especially loved peony. However, I only like the purity of lotus, which comes from the soil and is not polluted. After washing with clear water, it looks pure and not seductive. Its shape is open-minded and straight, unlike vines spreading around or branches crisscrossing.
The fragrance is far away, pure and fragrant, and graceful as a beauty in water. You can only appreciate it from a distance, but you can't play with it. I compare chrysanthemums to hermits in flowers.
Peony is a rich man in flowers. Where's Lotus? A gentleman with flowers.
Hey! After Tao Yuanming's death, I seldom heard of people who loved chrysanthemums. How many people who love lotus are as good as me? (Who are several people? ) and people who love peony are suitable for most people. It is also a humble inscription: mountains don't have to be high, and immortals (living) can be famous all over the world; The water doesn't have to be deep. A dragon (alive) can bring good luck.
This is a humble house, but the owner has good character. Before the moss steps.
4. Write ten ancient philosophical essays 1. It was very narrow at first, only in this way can people pass, and after a few steps, it suddenly became clear.
-Tao Yuanming's Peach Blossom Garden
2. If it is cut, it will be polished. (The Book of Songs Feng Wei Zhan Ao).
3. The speaker is innocent and the speaker is warned. (preface to the book of songs)
4. It is the stone of other mountains, which can attack jade. ("The Book of Songs Xiaoya heming")
5. Give me a peach and a plum. ("The Book of Songs, Elegance and Pity")
6. Decadence has no beginning, but freshness has only an end. (The Book of Songs Yadang)
7. Taking a long breath to hide your tears is a great sorrow in people's life. (Qu Yuan (Li Sao))
8. It's a long way to go, and I will go up and down. (Qu Yuan (Li Sao))
9. If you can't change your mind and do as the Romans do, the group will eventually fall into poverty. (Qu Yuan's "Involved in the River")
10. Shorter feet and longer inches. ("Chu Ci Buju")
1 1. I have a kind heart, and I have no regrets even though I died nine times. (Chu Ci (Li Sao))
5. Ask for ten ultra-short classical Chinese translations (1). Cui Jingcheng will learn the original text; I began to know that Jing Zhuo is a friend of Beijing and Jing Zhuo is a brother.
I have been a disciple in the north since I was a few years old. I am ashamed to thank you, but I can't get it.
He added, "Mr. Zhuo Zhicong, not the decision-making department." Mr. Wang is neither a secular article nor a secular person. Some people are willing to be awkward. "
I met Cai Jing in Beijing and made friends with him. Cai Jing treated me according to my eldest brother's etiquette. A few years later, he gave me a gift facing north, asking for an apprentice.
I felt ashamed and declined. I didn't accept (the gift). Cai Jing said, "I didn't learn from you to be famous. Sir, you don't write secular articles, and you are not a vulgar person. I hope I can be your student. (2) Tu Niu complained about his marriage, so Hou sent his daughter away and asked his wife to complain about Tu Niu.
Slaughter cattle and spit words to get sick. His friend said, "It's just that my son died in the end. What is resignation? " Tucao answer: "Her daughter is ugly."
His friend said, "How should I know?" Tucao: "I didn't know until I killed it." His friend said, "Nothing?" Tucao: "My meat is good, and if the quantity is good, I will suffer less."
My meat is not good. Although it is good for him, Jia still won't sell it. It's ugly today. "
It will be ugly to meet a friend in the future. King Qi married his daughter with a generous dowry, hoping to marry a butcher who sold beef. The butcher refused because he was ill.
His friend said, "Are you willing to die of old age in this stinking market all your life?" ? turn down for what "Vomit answered him," His daughter is ugly. " His friend said, "How do you know? Tu said, "I know, because I am a butcher." . "
His friend said, "What do you mean?" Tu said, "When the meat I sell is ready, I will sell it all, only too little." The meat I sell is not delicious (sometimes), and I can't sell it even with other perks. If you marry your daughter with a generous dowry today, your daughter will be ugly. "
His friend later saw the daughter of King Qi, who was really ugly. (3) Retreat three schools for translation and Chu, (30) said: "If you are against Jin, why can't you report it to the valley?" Yes: "if your child is rich, you have it;" Feather tooth leather is born.
It affected the state of Jin (3 1). Besides Jun, why should I report to you? "Yue:" Even so, why did you report me? "Yes:" If you use the spirit of the monarch, you can resist the state of Jin, and the state of Jin and Chu can rule the soldiers (32). Meet the Central Plains, and look for Jun Miyake (33).
If not, he has a whip (34) in his left hand and a shovel (35) in his right hand to deal with you. "Jade son please kill it (36).
Zi Chu said, "Mr. Jin is generous and courteous; Its followers are simple and generous, loyal and capable. Jin Hou has no relatives (37), and external evils.
I heard that the surname of Ji, after Tang Shu, followed by decline (38), which is up to the son of Jin! The sky will prosper, who can abolish it? If you go against the sky, there will be a lot of blame. "It's for the Qin Dynasty.
(39) King Chu Cheng went to the State of Chu, hosted a banquet for Zhong Er and asked, "What can I get in return if you return to the State of Jin?" Zhong Er replied: "You have beauty, Baoyu and silk; Bird hair, animal hair, ivory and leather are all specialties of your country. Everything scattered to the state of Jin is yours.
What can I do to repay you? "King Chu said," Anyway, you have to repay me with something, right? " Zhong Er replied, "Thanks to you, I was able to return to the State of Jin. Once the State of Jin and the State of Chu are at war and the two armies meet in the Central Plains, I will let the State of Jin retreat to ninety miles. If I don't get your order to withdraw, I can only compete with you with a whip and a bow tip in my left hand and an quiver and a bow cover in my right hand.
"Yu Zi, a doctor of Chu, asked the king of Chu to kill his son Zhong Er. King Cheng of Chu said, "The son of Jin is ambitious, frugal and courteous in his dictionary.
His followers are respectful, generous, loyal and devoted. Now Kim has no close friends, and people at home and abroad hate him.
I heard that one of the families named Ji, Tang Shu, was the last one to decline. I'm afraid it's up to Jin Gongzi to revitalize it. God wants him to prosper, who can abolish him? If you go against God's will, you will be in big trouble. "So the king of Chu sent someone to send Zhong Er to the State of Qin.
Chen Jubo looked at his friend's illness from a distance, which is worthy of a thief's attack on counties. The friend said, "I'm dead today!" " The child can go. "
Giant Bo said, "Looking from afar, my son asked me to go, and I lost my sense of survival. Do you agree with the evil that Giant Bo did? " When a thief arrives, it is huge; "When the army arrived, a county was empty. Why do you dare to stop alone? " The giant said, "My friend is ill, so I can't bear to entrust him. He would rather replace my life as a friend. " Thieves said to each other, "I am an upright person, but like an upright country!" " "Then I went back to class.
A county and all. (4) Chen Jubo went to a distant place to visit his sick friend, and it happened that thieves attacked the city.
A friend told Chen Jubo: "I'm going to die now! You can leave here. " Chen Jubo said: "I came all the way to see you, but you want me to leave and lose my belief in survival. Where did I do this? " When the thief arrived, he said to Uncle Chen, "The army has arrived, and the whole city is empty. What kind of person are you, but dare to stay here alone? " Chen Jubo said, "My friend is ill and I can't bear to leave him. I would rather trade my life for my friend's. "
The thieves said to each other, "We are all people without faith, but we have come to a country with faith!" " "So he left the city with the army. All the people in the city were saved.
(5) Xue Cunyi of Hedong can cook, and Liu Zi can carry meat in the pot, worship wine in the pot, chase it to the river and eat it. Jesus said to him, "Everyone who works in the field knows his duty. The battle to build the people is not just to serve the people.
All the people who eat in the soil will collect the bill for any servant, so the company will be even with me. Today, I am ignored by its value, and the world is natural.
Did you just idle it and steal it? If you let a servant stay at home, if you receive value, neglect things and steal goods, you will be very angry and punished.
Today, there are many kinds of such things, and the people dare not get angry or punish them. What a pity! The situation is different. The potential is different and the reason is the same, like my people? You're not afraid of being reasonable? "Leave righteousness in Lingling for two years, think early and think late, be diligent, the litigants are equal, generous, old and weak, honest and violent, honest and clean, and be cautious.
I am humble and humiliated, and I can't say that I have a quiet and bright performance appraisal, so I will pay attention to it with wine and meat. (Tang) Liu Zongyuan's Translation of "Preface to Xue Cunyi". Xue Cunyi from Hedong wants to leave here, and I am here.
6. Chen Kang, a short classical Chinese writer, is a good marksman, and chinese odyssey and the public are proud of it. Tasting and shooting in the garden at home, some oil sellers put down their burdens and stood up for a long time. See its arrow nine times out of ten, but a little clumsy.
Kang Su asked, "Do you know how to shoot? I'm not good at shooting, am I? " Weng said, "Nothing else, just familiarity." Kang Su said angrily, "Er 'an dares to shoot lightly!" Weng said, "I know it by my oil. "But put a gourd on the ground, cover its mouth with money, put oil and let the money in, but the money is not wet. Because: "I have nothing else, but my hands are familiar." Kang Su laughed and dismissed the matter.
Chen Yaozi, Kang Su Gong, was good at archery, and there was no second one at that time. He boasted about his archery. Once, he shot an arrow in his garden. An old man selling oil put down the burden he was carrying, stood aside and looked at him sideways for a long time. The old man only nodded slightly when he saw that he could shoot eight or nine arrows out of ten.
Chen Yaozi asked, "Do you know archery? Isn't my archery superb? " The old man said: "There is no other secret, only skilled technology." Chen Yaozi said angrily, "How can you despise my archery!" The old man said, "I know this truth from the experience of pouring oil." So the old man took out a gourd and put it on the ground, covered the mouth of the gourd with a copper coin, and slowly poured oil into the gourd with a spoon (through the square hole of the copper coin). Oil was injected from the hole of the copper coin, but the copper coin was not wet. Then the old man said, "I have no other secrets, but I am very skilled." Kang Su smiled awkwardly and sent the old man away.
Although the article is short, it is very instructive. I like it very much.
7. Ultra-short classical Chinese is boring in summer, so I just read a book under the tree. It is a great pleasure to feel that people are not old, and it is also a great pleasure to meet and read about people. People have always said that "a gentleman must ask the ancients", which is not available today, but you have learned from Huanglong for several generations, which is quite similar to what Shang Yang said.
Xu Lai's cool breeze, which can resist the oil smoke, gradually makes me wonder where I am. However, when I got the word Xunzi in the book, my mood suddenly opened. The book says, "Without falsehood, sex cannot be self-beautiful." Believe it! It is rare to feel that friends can pick up people with a pure heart. However, if people always pay attention to their true intentions, they will not be peaceful if they rush around like an old woman or a mediator. Make their temperament more sculptural and get along well!
To get this idea is to cover the winding trees and be happy.
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