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Tell your boyfriend to take care of yourself (2)
1. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met, fell in love and became very close.
2. If you like me, send me a message; If you like me, just call me; If you love me, then keep silent!
Put down your piano, my love, and put your arms around me. Let your touch bring my overflowing heart to the edge of my body.
I hope your eyes can only see a smile. I hope every tear you shed is touching. I hope every dream you have in the future will be touching!
Goddess in my heart, I'm sorry, I did it because I like you, love you and want to be with you very much. Please give me another chance, will you?
I shot the arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment, keep you in my heart forever, and no bail is allowed.
7. I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask: Why not be the first? Because if I know you, I will be the happiest person in the world!
8. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.
9. Husband; I love you so much that I can't sleep all night without you. I really want to be with you every day and listen to your emotions. I really love you!
10, you walked into the world of my life, like a red plum in the snow. I saw the morning star rising in the cold night and the bonfire rising in the desert.
1 1, you are the most beautiful in my heart, and people who love you can understand best. This is your favorite lyric, and it is actually the one I want to say to you most. I love you.
12, I don't know what kind of chord to give you or what kind of rhythm to play for you. No matter what kind of chords and rhythms, I can't play my heart.
13, the sky is blue because of sunshine; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; Because of the wind and wide; Heart is beautiful because of you!
14, I like you! Even if you have a bad temper, bad habits, so affectionate, so cold to me, and don't like sweet words, I still like you!
15, how can I leave you? How can I abandon you? Your funeral March boss, trust me. May we be together forever in this life, ready to be in one place. Who else but you? Be my lover!
16, single is understanding, love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is waste, and many lovers are animals.
17, how to cross the river? But you know my boat has burned out, and I don't want you to get lost in the dark, so I can show you the way forward with my insignificant strength.
18, regardless of how many right and wrong, sincerity is enough; Never mind what you have experienced, just fall in love; I don't care how I live, as long as I'm with you. May you accompany me all the way in my life.
19, when happiness comes, I am always afraid that it will be gone in a blink of an eye. I want to tell you that my happiness will never separate us, and happiness will always accompany us, okay?
20. It is said that the Internet is a virtual world, but I feel it is a paradise. Because I can meet you here every day. Although we live far apart, the distance between us is seamless!
Warm boyfriend's heart.
1, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. Don't laugh at my infatuation. I am destined to meet you in this life, and I will wait for you all my life. I'll let you go easily and issue a love permit. Without you, life will be beautiful and good, and the news will clear up, waiting for you for a lifetime.
I fell in love with you at first sight. You said I was ugly. I have a crush on you. You called me naive. I am 100% honest with you. I told you to step aside.
3. Accustomed to being around you, loneliness is long gone; Accustomed to holding you tightly, you will never fade out of people's sight; Accustomed to your voice, full of magnetism. Suddenly I feel deeper and miss you more. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.
Let me make you a cup of tea, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject a cavity of enthusiasm to dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.
5, some people, we once met, talked shallowly, and then turned away. Some people, we once knew each other, a smile is enough to meet each other. Some people, whom we once knew, became enemies after many years. Some people, we used to love each other, and that love rippled in our hearts. Some people, we used to love each other, look back and cherish it more.
6. I have always loved you and never changed. Even if time changes, even if the years pass, even if the stars change, my good feeling for you will only deepen rather than decrease. I love you forever!
7. I met you and held your hand. No matter where I am, I want to run to heaven. Can you believe it?
8. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.
The most precious thing in the world is that we don't need words. As long as you look at me, you will know that there is no room for anything else in my world. I think you know.
10, I have made love clear enough. Why are you still guessing? There is no dialogue in my letter. I just want you to know my love for you. Don't let me continue to be helpless. Let's embrace beautiful happiness together!
1 1, let my thoughts fly wildly, fly to the sky, and take my thoughts directly to your dreams; Take away my tenderness and my love. When I am away, may sweetness always accompany you and love never leave you!
12, when the sun rises, how gentle your smile is, how shy you are like a mimosa, how sad you are like honey, and the amorous feelings you look back are memorable. My Fair Lady is a gentleman!
13, I hold the love pen of my previous life and paint the love picture of this life. I sang the love words of my previous life, waiting for the love flowers of this life. I would like to raise a house with you, drink a cup of green tea and celebrate my life. Fanghua: Dear, will you marry me?
14, love alone can't be together for a lifetime, and growing old together needs more things. Husband is not an identity, but a responsibility. Wife is not a nickname, but a guardian. Being a couple may only need love, but being a family needs two people's persistence. It is not only love that can last forever, but also responsibility and habit.
15, lift the veil of love, print a sincere kiss on the forehead of the years, make a lifelong commitment, and bloom a flower that never leaves. I am willing to exchange hands with you for a moment of youth until my hair turns white: marry me, dear.
16, I want to take care of you by SMS, telling you to pay attention to your health and not make you lonely. I would like to follow you all the time, which will make you happy and make you feel far away. I am happy when you are happy, and I am happy when I am with you.
17, the best thing is to see someone smiling; Even better, he smiled because of you.
18, raindrops knock on the window, and the wind blows away dreams. Only your appearance is still in your mind. In the dead of night room, I miss the moon for a long time. I give up my half-life frivolity just to hold you and fly with me on the road of life. Dear, bless you and miss you.
19, I like the temperature when you hug me in my memory. I like your thoughtful words in my memory. I like the shoulder you gave me in my memory.
20, why is it cold, because someone is missing; Why does it snow? Because someone is calling. Why are there stars, because someone is watching; Why are there roses? Because someone is in love.
2 1, you tempt me like a red apple. I am infatuated with you like a caterpillar. I am not afraid of fruit farmers spraying pesticides, and I am not afraid of birds eyeing up in the trees. I just want to monopolize you, possess you and live in your heart.
22, 20 12 is coming, if the volcano erupts, it is my promise to pour out my love; If the sky falls, it will be that I am building a new world of love. May I keep my promise to you forever and let the passage of time witness my love for you.
23, 2 Look at it, your deep eyes; Listen, your gentle language; Over and over again, hold the warmth of your palm; I see you in my dreams again and again. I really want to sit with you and watch the sky, because you are my world!
24. Love is like a rubber band. When they are in love, two people hold each other tightly. If you don't love, everyone will let go first, and the rest will be bounced back by the rubber band, which is very hurt.
25. Let love be cold and warm in winter, and let SMS become a tool to show love; As long as everyone shows love, the Garden of Eden will be on earth; 12 12 is love day: I love you! Love will reply the message, and we will build the Garden of Eden together.
26. Don't complain about God. At least you still have me. Although I am insignificant, my love for you is great. My love, blooming in this autumn, will accompany you, warm you and care for you. Please cherish it!
27. I have a bad temper and many problems. I am stingy, selfish and overbearing. You have been putting up with me and spoiling me. I know.
28. I have accumulated hundreds of billions of years of lovesickness, a billion years of strength and a billion years of breath, just to tell you loudly on Valentine's Day? I love you? !
29. I know why I am crying, because my eyes are missing you; I know why I am thirsty, because my tongue is calling you; I know why I can't sleep, because my thoughts are calling you. Come on, I love you!
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