Tell short jokes to girls.

Give girls a short encyclopedia of cold jokes.

Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood, bring a pleasant effect and win the favor of others. The following is my short joke for girls. Don't miss them.

Play a short joke on girls 1 1. A man posted a question: "What does the goddess mean by sending me a box of Telunsu?"

God replied, "I want to pick up girls before I eat enough milk!" " "

2. Q: If your opponent falls into the river, he can't swim, but you can. What should you do?

A: swim around him.

3.a: I used to be in poor health, but now I can win the marathon.

B: Well done.

A: I used to want to sleep at the sight of books, but now I am too excited to sleep at the sight of books.

B: Well done.

What about you? Have you made any progress recently?

You know I used to have a bad temper. When I hear someone bragging, I want to hit someone. I have a much better temper now. When I hear someone bragging, I will say "good job".

4. Not long after joining the work, the uncle-level expert sitting opposite me today asked: Are you chatting with your boyfriend?

Me: No, I don't have a boyfriend.

After half a minute, my uncle suddenly said, no matter how ugly, I have to fall in love.

Play a short joke on girls 2 1 An uncle got on the bus trembling. I quickly stood up and shouted, "Grandpa, come and sit with me!" " "

Grandpa smiled and said, "Thank you, young man, no need."

"Respect the old and love the young, please sit down."

"You are also very tired at work. You sit, you sit. "

Grandpa is still pushing stubbornly, and the driver's master can't stand it anymore, saying, "Can you stop pulling?" When the car is full, it will be embarrassing. "

On the first day of school, the teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves.

I spoke first, briefly summed up my personality and growth process, and looked forward to the future.

The teacher was obviously satisfied with my answer and said excitedly, "Would you please leave the classroom?"

It was raining cats and dogs, so I hurried to take a taxi back to the hotel. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was gone, so I couldn't take care of the heavy rain. I chased the taxi and shouted, "Master, stop ..."

After running out of 100 meters, I found my mobile phone in my left hand.

But at this point, the driver's master has stopped the car and asked me, "What's the matter?"

I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, "Slow down when it rains heavily ..."

Later, my master married my daughter to me. ...

An upstart came to Si's shop and gave me a Mercedes 600.

Girl selling cars: You, didn't you just buy one last week?

Nouveau riche: Oh, that ashtray is full!

Give girls a short paragraph 3 1, A: Hello! Is it convenient for you now? I have something for you. Please do me a favor.

B: It's inconvenient.

What are you doing?

I'm busy. I can't talk now.

So what do you do when it's convenient for you?

Let's eat instant noodles.

A: Yes.

I took a taxi today. After getting on the bus, the driver has been listening to jokes on the radio, laughing and laughing …

I don't know why I suddenly looked dignified, and then he looked at me with innocent eyes and said that the man who took the bus just now didn't give me money.

I went to buy a bathing suit. After a girl tried it, it was a little big. The boss said no problem. When I got into the water, I got close to it.

The girl said I was going to the seaside. What if the swimsuit falls off in case of a big wave?

The boss said: Don't worry, you can do any waves.

4. Entering the elevator, a beautiful sister paper of a company said to a leader, "I have been thinking about it, I thought about it yesterday, and I thought about it for a long time!"

I thought, it's too bold to say such a thing, treat me as an invisible man?

The leader said, "Why don't you think about it now?"

Sister paper explained: "I had it repaired this morning. The quality of this elevator is too poor! It's too dangerous to keep ringing! "

A little joke for girls 4 1. A self-righteous pain in the ass saw me discussing mutual benefit with my friends, and came over and said with disdain, It's just Jin Kemu, Mu, Tuke water, water, Huo, what's the matter! I already know.

I smiled: there is one more, you didn't mention it.

He froze: What else?

I said seriously: and FAK oil!

2. One day, it was stormy. A beggar with a plastic cover on his head was suddenly blown away by the wind. The beggar ran under an eaves to shelter from the rain. A couple are chatting in the room. Husband: Wife, is it cold?

Wife: Cool, is your husband cool?

Husband: Yes, it's as cool as flying in the sky!

Hearing this, the beggar asked, Master, did you see my plastic bag when you were flying?

I want you to look at me! Without the slightest freedom, don't avoid my eager eyes!

Even if it's just a look! Turn your head for a moment!

My fire of jealousy, the flame of love and hate, will burn!

I want you to be my slave and enjoy the lingering of your ice muscle jade bone!

I want you to be my king, and I admire your quick manners!

I want you to be mine! It belongs to me!

I want you to look at me! Look at me! Don't shake your head

Promise me! Electric fan!

In this world, there are people who seem to be kind to you and know you well, but what they do in the end is always quite different from your wishes and original intentions, which will bring you incalculable and irreparable losses for a period of time.

You are angry, but you are helpless. There's nothing you can do about him.

You have to rely on the passage of time to let the pain heal slowly.

This kind of person who is always against you is a barber.

Wife: "when the big black bear appeared the other day, you left me and ran away!" But you told me that for me, you are not afraid to face death! "

Husband: "Yes, I said so, but the bear is alive."

I came home late at the weekend. As soon as I entered the door, my wife asked me, "How come I didn't go home until 7 o'clock?"

I said, "I attended a press conference this afternoon." My wife rummaged through my bag and said, "What cloth? I just want to make a pair of pants. "

After cooking a table of dishes, I asked my husband, "How does it taste? Like a first-class restaurant? "

My husband ate and replied, "If you don't have to wash the dishes after dinner, it will be more like a first-class restaurant."

4. After the funeral, the girlfriend comforted the woman who had just lost her spouse: "Don't think about the bad side, think about the good side."

The new widow thought for a moment and said, "This is the first time in 20 years that I know where he spent the night."

Play a short joke on girls 6 1 Hold a warm baby on your chest every night when you sleep, and say in your heart that you are expanding with heat and contracting with cold.

My girlfriend said that I agreed without much pursuit at that time, which was too bad for her.

Let's break up, I'll catch up again,

I said yes.

Then, it's gone.

After class, the students threw chalk heads at each other, and the class teacher came in and shouted as usual, "What are you doing?"

Suddenly a white track passed through our sight and ended in the angry mouth of the class teacher.

Then the head teacher seemed to have a stuck throat and wanted to throw up, but it just slipped.

He said to us with tears in his eyes, "After using chalk for so many years, I finally know what it tastes like."

Play a short joke on girls 7 1 Once upon a time, a young man picked up a snail and took it home. When he went out the next day, he said to himself that he really wanted to eat fried rice with eggs. When he came back in the evening, there was a plate of fried rice with eggs on the table. The next day, he said to himself that he wanted to eat shredded green peppers, and at night he returned to the table with shredded green peppers. On the third day, he said to himself that he wanted to eat spicy fried snails. When he came back in the evening, there was a plate of spicy fried snails on the table. On the fourth day, he said he wanted to eat steamed pork with rice flour. When he came back in the evening, he found nothing.

A man has been walking up and down the corridor of the delivery room for two hours. Finally, a nurse came up to him with a smile on her face.

"Sir, a girl was born!"

"Great!"

"Do you like girls?"

"yes! So she doesn't have to wait for the pain like I did just now! "

3. A: Take care.

I dare not weigh it any more. That's 180 kg.

4. Jiang Wen: It's a beautiful day. Ginger is old and spicy. I am very happy.

Chen Kaige: You are so boring! Look at your beauty. This is old wine and vinegar.

Xiaogang Feng: Eggs are fixed. It's all Feng Chang's plays. Let's shoot a short clip, so why argue!

A family of three went to a restaurant for dinner, and the adults ordered some dishes made by wild animals and plants.

The child was puzzled and asked, "Mom, why do you order so many wild things?"

Mother said, "Wild ones are good!"

The child asked again, "am I wild?"

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