Who can tell me a joke that you think is the funniest, plain text?

A township head with a strong accent spoke.

"Rabbits (comrades), shrimps (villagers) and pigtails (attention)! No pickles (no talking), pickles are too expensive (meeting now). " After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please (now please the township head)!" " The head of the township said, "Rabbit (comrades), the dog has had enough food today, and everyone is chinemys reevesii (let's make a big bowl)! No pickles (don't talk), I'll pick up a shit and lick it for you (I'll tell you a story) "teacher; What is Xiaoming's 1+ 1?

Xiaoming; I don't know

Teacher; Go back and ask your family.

Xiaoming asked his father who was playing mahjong.

Dad; Get out.

Xiao Ming saw playing with his younger brother and asked; What is 1+ 1?

Brothers; Altman.

When I saw my mother washing dishes, I asked; What is 1+ 1?

Water spilled on mom's face, mom said; Cool.

Xiao Ming went to ask his brother on the phone again.

Brother said; Honey, I'll wait for you at the door.

The next day.

Teacher; What is 1+ 1?

Xiaoming; Get out.

Teacher; Who taught you that?

Xiaoming; Altman.

The teacher slapped Xiao Ming.

Xiaoming; Cool.

Teacher; highlight

Xiaoming; Honey, I'll wait for you at the door. When the school began to call the roll, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students, "I'll read the student number, so you can give your own names and get to know each other, okay?"

"No.0065438 +0!"

"Teacher, my name is Jiao and my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave this to you?"

"My dad." "What does your father do?"

"Open a pig farm!"

"No.002!"

A girl stood up and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai."

"No.003!"

"Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang. "Who gave you this name?"

"It's my dad. He sells pliers. " The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

"No.004!"

"Report teacher, my name is Qu (pronounced" ou "), and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that when she gave birth to me, a computer game exploded. " The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

"No.005!"

"Report to the teacher, foster mother!" "How do you call names? ! "

"no! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is foster mother. My father makes wine. " The teacher took a pill.

006! "

"Teacher, my surname is Gou, and I am told to ignore it."

"Your dad is a steamed stuffed bun shop? ! "

"Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher has been a little shaken.

"No.007!"

"My name is Kuai (read fast, send the third sound. ) This is called goods. "

"Don't tell me your father runs a warehouse."

"Teacher, you are too old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth.

"No.008!"

"Teacher, go to hell!" "What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! "

"I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? "

"Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry.

"No.009!"

"Teacher, let's talk about it next time." "Why do you want to say it next time, you say it now!"

"no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher felt dizzy.

"0 10! "

"Teacher, my last name is Gao."

"My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience."

"My name is Wu, and my name is Kate."

"My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong." …………

The teacher turned to the sky and growled, "God, I met a group of students!" " "The teacher vomited blood and fell dead. Shi (shit smells good), Zhu Yiqun (a group of pigs), (a sheep), (a stomachache), Gou (a dog learns from a chicken) and Pang Guangda (a big bladder) seem to be these names.

There is a man named Ma. One day in the final exam, Ma was copying papers at the same table, and the invigilator immediately called the roll: "Ma" students immediately copied the monitor's papers.