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Seek the content of the script of the young Bao Qingtian III. thank you
Bianjing, there has been a bizarre murder, and the leader has no clue. A man appeared and everyone was ecstatic. Newcomers are just being
Known as the first wise man in the Song Dynasty, he has repeatedly solved strange cases in the past two years! He is Gongsun Ce! Gongsun Ce really lived up to expectations, and instantly caught those responsible! Shouldn't Bao Zheng be the first wise man to solve mysterious cases repeatedly in the Song Dynasty? Why did it become Gongsun Ce? Bao Zheng has been missing for more than two years! Two years ago, Bao Zheng suddenly received a letter and left home in a hurry. After that, there was no news! Over the years, whenever there is a mystery, Gongsun Ce will arrive at the scene, the purpose is to find Bao Zheng! The border conflicts between Song and Liao dynasties are still frequent. In those days, Song Taizu released the relieving power by drinking a glass of wine, which made the people of the Song Dynasty respect literature over martial arts until their national strength gradually weakened. In recent years, thanks to Pang Taishi's son Pang, who commanded the troops to resist, Liao talents were willing to talk! Because Gongsun Ce is familiar with Liao language, Injong appointed Gongsun Ce as assistant minister of does, and went to the Song-Liao border to make peace! Gongsun Ce rose from humble cloth to second-class assistant minister, becoming the first person in Dasong! The border town of Song and Liao Dynasties is a place where dragons and snakes are mixed. There are Song people, Liao people, deserters and fugitives here, and no one will know who is who! Before the peace talks began, Liao people gave up and lived in a brothel behind the post office. Gongsun Ce went there and only found a handyman. That man was none other than Bao Zheng!
Bao Zheng has amnesia! Two years ago, a caravan from Liao saved Bao Zheng from falling off a cliff by the middle-earth river, but Bao Zheng lost his memory and didn't even know who he was. When the caravan returned to Liao in the north, Bao Zheng wandered around the border town and did odd jobs in the brothel! Bao Zheng, who has amnesia, is silly and often bullied by all the people in the brothel. However, there is love in the world, and everyone still cares about him! Among them, Xiao Jia Ya Jia Xiao Man bullied Bao Zheng the most! Xiaoman is an orphan. In order to protect himself, he developed greedy and stingy characters. However, Xiaoman is actually kind-hearted and never forgets anything. In a brothel, she and Bao Zheng are telling the judge about it. At the beginning of the peace talks, the brothel owner and Liao Guan were mysteriously killed one after another. Liao Guan was furious, and Gongsun Ce solved the case within a time limit, otherwise the Song Dynasty would be invaded in real time! Bao Zheng was caught in the whirlpool! Bao Zheng lost his memory, but his extraordinary analytical reasoning ability has not been lost. He finally found the murderer, but at this time the murderer tried to kill Bao Zheng, and Bao Zheng's head was beaten unconscious ... Everything has a bright side, and Bao Zheng not only survived, but also restored their memories! However, although he remembers his identity, he can't remember why he disappeared and why he fell off a cliff and was seriously injured!
Three great artifacts
Gongsun Ce led Bao Zheng and Xiaoman back to Beijing, and Injong immediately summoned him, only to see Injong with a sad face. It turns out that in recent years, the Eight Sages were at home for illness, and Pang Taishi was the only overlord in the DPRK, and he was in power in one's hand and in one's hand. Injong had to concentrate on Buddhism at home day and night, and Bao Zheng felt only sympathy. Injong invited a Japanese monk to preach in China, and sent Bao Zheng to join the gods instead of himself! This time, the Japanese monk brought three artifacts handed down by Emperor Jimmu: eight mirrors, Qiong Quyu and a grass-shaving sword. According to legend, Emperor Jin Mu was Xu Fu who was sent by Qin Shihuang to the East China Sea to seek immortality. After Xu Fudong crossed, he brought China culture to Japan and became the legendary founding emperor of Japan. These three artifacts contain a big secret that no one can solve ... People suspect that Xiaoli around his wife is the murderer, so Zhan Zhao is invited to spy. However, the two men worked hand in hand ... no discord, no concord, and Zhan Zhao and Xiaoli became good friends. It turned out that Xiao Li had been practicing in the mountains with Master since childhood, and he didn't understand the world at all. After taking off the cold mask, she is just an innocent little girl who is curious about everything. Bao Zheng finally solved the case, but also realized the secrets of the three great artifacts. Injong was overjoyed, because he learned from a stone tablet of Qin Dynasty just unearthed in Shandong that this heavenly soldier will probably be the elixir refined by Chuifu for Qin Shihuang! Bao Zheng certainly didn't believe in immortality, but Injong begged because his queen, Princess Chai of Zheng, had been ill for a long time. In this world, in addition to Bao Zheng, Injong only regards the childhood queen as a friend! In order to save the queen, Bao Zheng gave it a try, and then led Xiaoman, Gongsun Ce and Zhan Zhao on the road.
Facebook kills people.
Bao Zheng, Gongsun Ce, Zhan Zhao and Xiaoman went on the road together. When I came to Jiangnan, I suddenly saw that the market was very lively and gathered wizards from all over the country! It turns out that the governor of Jiangnan just committed suicide. However, he left a ledger that could rule western officials, but he didn't know where it was hidden. In order to fulfill the governor's last wish, his widow offered a reward of102,000 yuan to bring back the governor's soul, so as to find out the whereabouts of the ledger and attract magicians from all sides. Most magicians make up numbers, which leads to jokes. Officials and magicians gathered in the government house, which was very lively. One of them, a female Taoist named Jiuwen, was profound in Taoism and could read minds, which made Gongsun Ce dumbfounded.
That night, an official who came to sacrifice died. From the spider silk in the victim's room? , Gongsun Ce concluded that the suspect is ge! The fact is true, she did sneak into the dead man's room, but she just stole something! It turns out that Tian Wen, formerly known as Chen Yuan (Little Kite), is a greedy female snitch. Old man Feng is her grandfather, and they cooperate in business. They will go there whenever they have the chance. The biggest suspect fell on Pang Tong, but when they died, Pang Tong had an alibi. Pang Tong mysteriously asked Bao Zheng, believe it or not, some people can kill people with "spiritual power"! Bao Zheng certainly doesn't believe it, but if so, Bao Zheng has no reason to doubt Pang Tong! Pang Tong said with a smile, it's true. Otherwise, why not show it to Bao Zheng? Bao Zheng thinks of a person he hates, and he can kill that person with "spiritual power"? Bao Zheng certainly didn't believe this nonsense, but psychologically, the name of an arrogant official flew over his head. Just then, Zhan Zhao jumped in and claimed that the official died suddenly in the room, and Bao Zheng stayed ... Bao Zheng searched hard and finally found out that the murderer was the governor! Actually, he's not dead. He colluded with other officials, took bribes and perverted the law. He wanted to leave quickly, but he knew other officials wouldn't allow it, so he started killing people! It turns out that this official's bribery list, he used this to attract all officials to start! Bao Zheng said goodbye to Pang Tong. Bao Zheng knows that Pang Tong is a very powerful figure, because he is not only wise and brave, but also good at using people's psychology! But, somehow, Bao Zheng has a feeling of mutual appreciation for Pang Tong! Pang Tong only left a sentence to Bao Zheng: He calculated by tricks that Tianmang was an ominous thing, and Bao Zheng was good at it. ...
Phoenix is intoxicating.
When Bao Zheng and his party came to fenghuang town, Xiaoman and Gongsun Ce both felt unwell, so they went to visit the famous doctor Jingui and met their disciples Dacong, Erbai and Sanyang. Jin Yisheng left Bao Zheng and others to celebrate his 60th birthday. At this time, the future Princess Chai went to fenghuang town to see Dr. Jin Dafu. Gongsun Ce and others saw that Princess Chai turned out to be a fake kite. She came to fish in troubled waters again, only to make Gongsun Ce angry! Bao Zheng learned that there is a story of "Phoenix is intoxicating" in fenghuang town. However, just two days before his 60th birthday, almost all three disciples died in front of everyone. When Da Cong Er Bai died, Dr. Jin cried and fainted. Later, the confession of Sanyang's death made people think that the murderer was him, but when Bao Zheng was leaving, he found that everything was wrong. ...
Tianma line
West of Chang 'an. There is no reason to go out of Yangguan in the west. This is the edge of the desert, and it's also the place where Bao Zheng learned from the three great artifacts. Suddenly, a large group of military forces gathered around Bao Zheng and others. It turns out that Shaanxi company commanders have been ordered by Pang Taishi to take 300 soldiers and horses to protect Bao Zheng and look for Tianmang. Bao Zheng knows that protection is false, and it is true that Pang Taishi got Tianmang in Bao Zheng to take it for himself! Unfortunately, the situation is strong, Bao Zheng and others have to follow! When they came to a small town on the edge of the desert, they found that all kinds of people gathered in this sparsely populated place today: soldiers of Liao Dynasty, ministers of Korean rites, princes of Jin State, even Xiaoli and Japanese shogunate came, and all the elites came, all the earliest smart people in their country. Of course, some of them are just putting on airs and joking, but some of them are really talented and practical. The Wilderness Inn is a place where the smartest people in the world gather to compete with each other. What a spectacle! Originally, all passers-by and horses received letters, pointing out that Bao Zheng was looking for Tianmang, so they rushed to grab Tianmang! Bao Zheng only felt confused: Not many people know about Tianma, so who will inform them? Just then, Lin, a trusted eunuch around Injong, came. He was ordered by Injong to tell Bao Zheng. Those letters were sent by Injong. His purpose is to check and balance the Shaanxi general staff. He is convinced that with Bao Zheng's wisdom, he will certainly win Tianman; At the same time, he is also convinced that Bao will get away from Shaanxi company commanders and all walks of life! Bao Zheng looked at Injong's imperial brush and felt very helpless. The emperor was persuaded by two random people and dragged him into the whirlpool of chaos! At first, some people disappeared, others died ... people from all walks of life were suspicious of each other. At the same time, in order to win the glory of heaven, they also adopted the method of uniting with Lian Heng to get together. The intrigue between people makes it more difficult to investigate disappearances and deaths. Later, under some coincidences and reminders, Bao Zheng finally learned the real murderer, but the truth was very unbearable ...
Kill yang
Bao Zheng returned to Beijing and proposed to Xiaoman. Xiaoman was made monarch, but he was killed soon after ... Bao Zheng was sad and inexplicable. Bao Zheng finally found the suspect, but he admired him, the little eunuch around Lin and Injong! Pang Tong once invited Lin to have a meal, and Lin remembered it, so he worked for Pang Tong! However, just when Lin found out, he was killed! Bao Zheng was so angry that he went to Pang Taishi, but Pang Taishi refused to see him. Bao Zheng also feel helpless! At the same time, slowly, Bao Zheng found that things may have nothing to do with Pang Taishi ... At this moment, Bao Zheng found that Xiaoman's death had a lot to do with his disappearance that day! Finally, all the mysteries were solved by Bao Zheng. It turns out that Xiaoman is just a pawn of the emperor ... and Tianmang is just a joke. ...
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